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When a contract has already been signed and we are just waiting to hear an announcement it doesn't take much IDK knowledge to be able to call that. By that point hundreds of people in the media, club press office, marketing, social media, sponsors, drivers and other random club staff will know.

Not hard for xsimon or anyone else who is trying hard enough to pick up a few random details.

But this Maguire thing shows he just read the sun and wanted to be one of the first to post the 'information'. Very typical attention seeking behaviour
 
Ever since the internet went mainstream with the rise of smartphones and tablets, the average media competency displayed online has dropped to staggering depths. All that ITK-nonsense on reddit and this thread are like Exhibit A.
 
Ever since the internet went mainstream with the rise of smartphones and tablets, the average media competency displayed online has dropped to staggering depths. All that ITK-nonsense on reddit and this thread are like Exhibit A.

It’s genuinely terrifying. There are people who genuinely believe there might be something in these ITKs!
 
Ever since the internet went mainstream with the rise of smartphones and tablets, the average media competency displayed online has dropped to staggering depths. All that ITK-nonsense on reddit and this thread are like Exhibit A.
Nah. More like Exhibit Z. It's people getting worked up over rumors about sports rumors. Genuinely silly to think too much on it, as has this thread in particular.

Exhibit A is much more aptly reserved for Brexit and the American election.

Exhibit B and C for anti vaccers and other inane medical nonsense

Exhibit D and E maybe for some of those conspiracy theories on flat Earth
 
Who has said anyone is close to Utd transfers? People work in different departments at the club or are connected to the media and will hear things before publicized. They don't need to be Ed Woodward's best friend to know a transfer a day or two before.

True. But people like that don't have access to a constant flow of information.

If you have a genuine source who feeds you legit info on a regular basis, you don't share that info on Reddit for free.

Your source doesn't give you - an Internet randomer - that info for free, and regularly, in the first place.
 
Can we put the itk bs to rest now? If the Maguire deal was close to being done, he wouldn't have played .. Leicester would never have played him considering the money at stake .

Not defending any ITK's. How ever i don't think this can be a measure of whether it's done or not.

Leicester obviously want him to stay, so they won't care if he plays and gets injured and it scuppers the deal. Plus it's beneficial for us if a player has some minutes in pre-season instead of sitting on the sidelines.
 
You can't be lucky with the rabbits he pulled out of the hat previously but it does look like he's pushed it too far with this one

He guessed the time . He is not an ITK just a kid playing games
 
He guessed the time . He is not an ITK just a kid playing games
He guessed the exact time, multiple times in a row. He likely knows feck all outside of that, nevermind our actual transfer plans, but those were clearly not just guesses, it would be too lucky. He probably knows someone working on the app or whatever, someone not that important or clued in.
 
He guessed the time . He is not an ITK just a kid playing games

You might be able to guess the day an announcement is made but you cant guess the day and time and it be a fluke. You cant also call the signing of AWB and 2 days later journalists all confirm the deal was indeed done 2 days ago

Dunno why so many want to paint things as black and white, clearly he has contacts and clearly he knew what he was talking about with James and AWB but clearly he jumped the gun with Maguire (and he's not alone in doing so given the story the Sun put out which was then backed up by Duncan Castles)
 
You might be able to guess the day an announcement is made but you cant guess the day and time and it be a fluke. You cant also call the signing of AWB and 2 days later journalists all confirm the deal was indeed done 2 days ago

Dunno why so many want to paint things as black and white, clearly he has contacts and clearly he knew what he was talking about with James and AWB but clearly he jumped the gun with Maguire (and he's not alone in doing so given the story the Sun put out which was then backed up by Duncan Castles)

Human nature. Easier to go extreme than navigate through the effort and complexity of a more balanced view
 
You might be able to guess the day an announcement is made but you cant guess the day and time and it be a fluke. You cant also call the signing of AWB and 2 days later journalists all confirm the deal was indeed done 2 days ago

Dunno why so many want to paint things as black and white, clearly he has contacts and clearly he knew what he was talking about with James and AWB but clearly he jumped the gun with Maguire (and he's not alone in doing so given the story the Sun put out which was then backed up by Duncan Castles)

Spot on.
 






Supposedly explains how the deal has not gone through after their source gave them the information.
 





Supposedly explains how the deal has not gone through after their source gave them the information.


Don't buy that. The deal was allegedly so close that marketing was being done and then halted? Why would Magurie resort to publicly showing his interest if we were on the verge?
 






Supposedly explains how the deal has not gone through after their source gave them the information.

This would explain the Sunday leak I suppose , and it would confirm that S I M O Ns source is someone in our marketing department.

I have no idea who this is that posted this, or his credibility. He looks like an 8 year old from the photo :lol:
 
It literally makes sense.

It does and Castle's said more or less the same, the hold up was they want the 80m straight away whereas we want to do the 60 + 20

Obviously though Simon's rep has still taken a hit but I can see why his info may have turned out incorrect (reasons above)
 
Is this the guy who constantly called their team lineup correctly?

Bit of a thick idiot reading down his page.keeps talking about it being 50 years on from landing on..mars!

He's so ITK that he lives in his own dimension.
 
You might be able to guess the day an announcement is made but you cant guess the day and time and it be a fluke. You cant also call the signing of AWB and 2 days later journalists all confirm the deal was indeed done 2 days ago

Dunno why so many want to paint things as black and white, clearly he has contacts and clearly he knew what he was talking about with James and AWB but clearly he jumped the gun with Maguire (and he's not alone in doing so given the story the Sun put out which was then backed up by Duncan Castles)


He is 16 and not from England . All these reddit itks get their info of Twitter
 
He is 16 and not from England . All these reddit itks get their info of Twitter
You actually don't know that to be true. And even it were, their contact is clearly someone from the marketing department, who isn't necessarily English themselves.
 
That one guy Simon, he got the exact time of announcement of James right. Also he was very sure few days before usual journalists confirmed AWB. I guess he may have some connections in marketing or PR and finds out when deal is almost complete. Anyway, no point taking this too seriously either way. Those who enjoy muppeting can get excited with posts from such ITKs, others can ignore or take it with pinch of salt.
 
I love when these trolls come up with convoluted reasons to explain why their lies were exposed. The sad thing is that some people even buy into the excuses, atleast on Reddit

That Simon bloke helpfully let everyone know that The Sun beat him to the Maguire 'news' because he had spent hours searching for someone to Photoshop Maguire in a United kit before breaking the news
 
A Twitter ITK, figured I’d post as it’s no worse than these “ITK’S”






You can be fairly sure when someone posts up tweets like this that they are pontificating via their anal cavity. "A RW will be bought if there is time". There is absolutely no way that time is the finite resource which will dictate how many players will be bought - that makes no sense for a multi-billion pound organization like United. We can negotiate a few deals at once, innit.

99% of these ITK fellas are gowls; some of them are even bad at being gowls though :lol:.
 
When they come up with a transfer that no one else on the media has reported on they can then be called an ITK. It's quite simple if they really have inside knowledge then they would know something the media don't.

The fact none of them have ever done this surely shows they are all bullshitters
 
We can negotiate a few deals at once, innit.

Nah. It's all done by Woodward, personally, and he's incapable of working on more than one deal at a time (it's known).

He also puts everything on hold when he's off on holiday, which is all the time (this is also known).