Reddit ITKs
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Making an escape plan for himself!
He certainly , intentionly or not, looks like a Woody lackey
That forum is fecking hideous.
I get the muppet thing but most of those people don’t realise they’ve lost their minds. Honestly people just saying the same things about muppets over and over again, and referencing war-like terminology and such.
It would be insufferable if this place became like that.
I get the muppet thing but most of those people don’t realise they’ve lost their minds. Honestly people just saying the same things about muppets over and over again, and referencing war-like terminology and such.
It would be insufferable if this place became like that.
Yeah. It's a no man's land. Only a certain type of muppets is garrisoned there. Still funny to do some reconnaissance there from time to time, to get the lay of the land,
It’s awful to read too. Like something from the 1980s.
I can't believe how gullible Reddit posters are. Look at the detail those claiming to be 'ITK' go into, as if they're getting access to scouting reports and itineraries about when players will arriveI'm sure most of their 'scoops' are nothing more than embellished hunches.
I bet they're secretly laughing at everyone buying their shit. They'll be proven to be worse than that IndyKaila bullshitter in the next week or so.
Stone vs ITK and there are people who believe ITKs than Simon Stone
C'mon. We've our own fair share of muppet overdose.
Worse yet, our match day threads are truly insufferable.
Each has it's ups and downs.
As opposed to the intellectuals here who were convinced that Jose orchestrated the wins when Pogba was not around and purposefully made the team lose when Pogba was in, just that he could try to convince fans/media that Pogba was a fecker.
Nothing new from them today?
My inner muppet needs to be fed, in the face.
My inner muppet needs to be fed, in the face.
Considering Rabiot has a contract with PSG until June 30th he might check that one again.
I mean that doesn't really mean anything. Ramsey just signed for Juventus 5 months ago while under contract with Arsenal.
Spoofex is obviously just making shit up but his contract with PSG is irrelevant.
While he's obviously a spoofer, since when do you need to wait for a contract to end to announce a transfer?
Yep there's a few of these strange myths that go around every year. Probably to reassure people when we've done nothing to date.
The contract running til june 30 one.
The "stock market" nonsense
Am sure there's others
Aye, you're both right, the players are free to negotiate other clubs entering the last 6 months of their contract.
Damn, was too eager to find something false behind it.
To be fair mate you probably are right, they are most likely full of it and it won't happen.
We can still talk to him and have an agreement or finalise the contract.
I’m saying not to defend him
Right so De Ligt told him he will announce his future before june 15th? Did Barcelona and United call this guy and tell him we gave De Ligt a deadline of June 15th to decide on his future? Like, I get that he wants to act like he is ITK but he's not very good at it...
Somebody reckoned they’d tracked Rabiot’s plane from Paris to Manchester.
It was revealed it was a Flybe flight.
That plane was then going from Manchester to Amsterdam and back tomorrow. Someone else decided it was to collect De Ligt.
Someone else concludes ‘It certainly has something to do with transfers, planes don't randomly fly from Paris to Manchester and then to Amsterdam the next day and back to Manchester’.
It’s truly sensational stuff.
It was revealed it was a Flybe flight.
That plane was then going from Manchester to Amsterdam and back tomorrow. Someone else decided it was to collect De Ligt.
Someone else concludes ‘It certainly has something to do with transfers, planes don't randomly fly from Paris to Manchester and then to Amsterdam the next day and back to Manchester’.
It’s truly sensational stuff.
Don't think thats how it works...
I think Fred is Ed Woodward in disguise
Wonder what types of people these are? Small fat bald men in their gruds is what I'm picturing.
****’s who take time out from recording their wives sleeping with other men to post made up lies on the internet for attention.
No way they have girlfriends never mind wives unless you mean blow up ones? Even then we're talking B&Q quality.
I'm picturing a 16 year old that was about to do his homework but then came to the conclusion that fooling desperate muppets would be more fun
Something we know to be false
Imagine taking the high ground when you're a Reddit shitposter
Yeah he's clown and that subreddit is a joke now.
You've gotta love a bit of Muppet Madness, takes me back.
What would Ed have to gain by getting fans' hopes up and then dashing them?
This guy is just your average attention-starved idiot. And the /r/reddevils mods are really to blame for giving him any sort of legitimacy. Otherwise, he'd just be one of a thousand indistinguishable idiots on that sub.
Literally seems like a cult.
Haha, fun to see he is literally going against everything he previously said. And take into consideration that schmuck is a mod over there too. Glad I've never been a part of reddit. It was a little fun earlier joining in on this nonsense since we havn't got any good news yet but I think this thread should be closed now and posts from these ITK's should be permanently banned from the forum. We should leave those cretins and their stupidity over at reddit.
The Caf is better than this.
Well if Spoofex IS ITK, then we’re in for a rough summer
Stop doing this to yourselves. It's all bullshit. Every single word is utter nonsense.