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I'm sure I remember there was someone a couple years back who called the Lukaku signing back when everyone still thought Morata was coming. Even knew details about the Social Media campaign we would run, including the #RedRom hashtag and the times posts and details would get released.
I think you do very rarely get someone who actually has a snippet of information about a single transfer, it's the ones who claim to know absolutely everything about every transfer we're attempting that are clearly bollocks.
I think you do very rarely get someone who actually has a snippet of information about a single transfer, it's the ones who claim to know absolutely everything about every transfer we're attempting that are clearly bollocks.
Yeah I remember that. I suppose when you need to start bringing Social media people in on a transfer its harder to contain the news.
Those were the best days of muppetry
Another one comes to mind is when some newspaper linked Liverpool with a Harchester United player ffs.
Link to Spoony's comments?
That would be the fastest contract negotiation ever.
Also, I very very very much doubt we have been dealing with Hulshoff. The narrative here is that Raiola is using his assistants. Don't forget they hired Raiola because this deal was too big for Hulshoff.
How did @Spoony turn from that greatness into the rubbish poster we know today?
Just to be clear, every single one of them is doing it for attention. If they had information on a signing from a source and genuinely didn't want attention they'd keep quiet. Heck, he could have another account on which he posts a ton just to make this one look more genuine.
That tweet by Simon about giving us what we deserve, my god, what a pretentious lil punk. He thinks so highly of himself. None of this is important. It's not like Julian Assange releasing information that might not have seen the light of day otherwise. It's rumors about transfers that we all would find out about in due course anyway.
Simon calling out the other ITK points to one thing - petty jealousy. Doesn't want to get dethroned as the all supreme transfer knowledge guy.
I'm basically bed ridden for the last two months with an injury. This ITK muppetry has been much more entertaining than most of the other nonsense I've had to distract meYou're way to involved in all of this. Sounding like Spoofex
Maybe, but Raiola is not allowed to practice until Sep or something so...
I'm basically bed ridden for the last two months with an injury. This ITK muppetry has been much more entertaining than most of the other nonsense I've had to distract me
fair dosWhich is why he is using his assistants. Atleast that’s what De Ligts father in law said.
Actually Galliani came out and denied any knowledge of United interest. It should be in that thread.
It’s mental if you think about it.
I've always been shit.
Ever since I've known you, anyway.
I've always been shit.
Spoons has been shit since he insisted Ronaldinho was overrated. During his Barcelona prime!
Still a Caf legend of course sir!
Quote from u/RightSaidFred_MUFC at 15.00 on r/reddevils Transfer Round-Up & Discussion thread
"Alright here’s what I got, per the new ITK rules I’m not talking about the past only what I know now. Regardless here’s what I have:
• De Ligt news was doubled down and confirmed as being as done as you can get. Medical is pending still of course but all indications point to this being solidified.
• Rabiot news has legs, balls in his court. It appears Spoof heard this as well
• AWB appears to be down to Palace agreeing to our offer. Personal terms are out of the way.
• I was told yesterday we could see an announcement, with that not happening per se, I can see something occurring this week (05/30-05/31).
That’s all I have. I will not be responding to messages or chats going forward."
"Alright here’s what I got, per the new ITK rules I’m not talking about the past only what I know now. Regardless here’s what I have:
• De Ligt news was doubled down and confirmed as being as done as you can get. Medical is pending still of course but all indications point to this being solidified.
• Rabiot news has legs, balls in his court. It appears Spoof heard this as well
• AWB appears to be down to Palace agreeing to our offer. Personal terms are out of the way.
• I was told yesterday we could see an announcement, with that not happening per se, I can see something occurring this week (05/30-05/31).
That’s all I have. I will not be responding to messages or chats going forward."
This guy won't give up will he
That is the same guy who said we would get Mbappe.
That is the same guy who said we would get Mbappe.
It's utterly unbelievable that our inept gang have suddenly secured the hottest property on the market in may.
fecking hell. What’s this now, the third, fourth, fifth time he’s said something along these lines?
Until those signings don't happen, he can't be disproved I suppose.
The classic sign of the "ITK" claimant is the loose time scale something will happen, and continually putting it back.
"could be this week"
The second one of these types sets a date, it never happens.
Isn't he banned from the sub? He is worse than indykaily, at least indy actually makes up his own sources to add drama. This guy literally said absolutely nothing at all, anyone here could have written that.
I wonder how those ITK gimps who predicted we'd have an announcement by Wednesday feel. I swear all they do is fluff out papertalk and claim it as some privileged knowledge or big scoop.
That Simon guy announced his retirement from reddit.
Announced his retirement?
I hope his parting gift was a steaming turd lifted fresh from the toilet to match all the fake shit he types.
I hope his parting gift was a steaming turd lifted fresh from the toilet to match all the fake shit he types.
Announced his retirement?
I hope his parting gift was a steaming turd lifted fresh from the toilet to match all the fake shit he types.
He will relay news from twitter instead.
Fair enough, he can do what he wants but I'm not sure the twitter crowd is that much better.
Can you imagine the the turmoil these guys will create if they get their predictions correct?
This thread will explode.
This thread will explode.
Did they say what wednesday, though?
You make a good point!
If not by Wednesday, then when the stock exchange next opens. Okay, I can guarantee that we will definitely get an announcement by or before, 17:00 on the 8th August 2019 announcing we have signed a/ some player(s) for an amount of cash on a length of contract playing for an amount of wages on a football pitch. This is an exclusive inside scoop from my source from within the club, who may or may not be within 24,901 miles from Old Trafford or on the web. You can absolutely definitely quote me on this. Now give me likes or make a sexually inappropriate comment about muppets, zips and/or cocks.
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How can you "decide" to leave if you've been banned?
He left before the ITK ban as far as I remember
He said the Fred, Dalot, Grant and Kolher sponsorship were all agreed before they were announced.
He has also frequently been right about what won't happen and called out guys like RightSaidFred and Spoofex on their claims that deals have been agreed and announcements are about to happen. He did it recently with the De Ligt story which every other ITK on reddit seemed convinced was going to be announced at the start of the week. I think that was the straw that broke the camel's back for him on there. He's literally the only person they have ever had with any track record of getting things right and he gets abused for pointing out that other people who have never gotten anything right are bullshitting. I would have said feck it too in his place.
Didn’t he mention Griezmann as well? Not having a go at all, it does seem he has some contacts but I don’t think we can class him as completely reliable?
He predicted his looming ban and jumped ship before it happened. Genius.