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I can't imagine we'll sign Grealish and van der Beek, don't they play the same position?
 
I can't imagine we'll sign Grealish and van der Beek, don't they play the same position?

They can both play the 10 role,but aside from that Graelish plays more to the forward left while VdB can play more centrally like Pogba does.

They also have quite different style of play.
 
Are they saying anything about the Sancho transfer? This feels like the Thiago transfer to me where everyone and their dog knew that he had signed for Man Utd and yet we never really got him.

Irrespective of what ITKs are saying, my personal opinion is that Sancho won't sign until we have secured CL football for next season. He isn't foolish.

They say he will be announced this coming week, irrespective of CL.
 
I'll never forgive the Reddit ITKs after they epically failed about De Ligt. They can feck off.
The double edge sword of the muppets

We got blood vials and Kohler+Griezmann ITK's and then we got the De Ligt saga.

How i tend to take "ITK's" is that it's a fun read, almost like a fiction book we can all talk about, but unless we start to hear real journo's picking up the story they shouldn't be believed.
 
I feel sad for the person(s) behind this.

Anyone happy in their life wouldn’t need to make up things, make them seem realistic and post them for attention. I wonder what they get from reading through the comments of believers..

Also anyone who genuinely had the amount of info that they claim to have (there would only be 2-3 in the World), would not be inclined to go onto Reddit and create “muppiteers”
 
Live and let live. People happy to lap it up, let them. People don't want to believe it, then don't.

They're not harming anyone. At least the Muppetier guy shows his face and doesn't hide behind some fake avi.
 
Do individual ITKs tend to report on players that are mainly represented by the same agent?

If so, I’d trust anything they say even less than if I thought they were making it up :)
 
Remember the good times last Windows?
DeLigt flight tracking
DeLigt flag party
DeLigt teasing us with his interviews about English football

Or in January
Bruno saying goodbye on the pitch
Flight trackers
Bruno’s brother car-cam snaps in Manchester

Good times
 
Remember the good times last Windows?
DeLigt flight tracking
DeLigt flag party
DeLigt teasing us with his interviews about English football

Or in January
Bruno saying goodbye on the pitch
Flight trackers
Bruno’s brother car-cam snaps in Manchester

Good times

nothing will ever top blood vials.
 
Well they said the Coman stories were bs and that there is no interest from United, basically saying that Andy Mitten has outdated info. That's actually a pretty bold claim when you think about it.

In other words, Andy Mitten is peddling bs right now is their claim. Which is the exact opposite of what some UWS subscriber was saying here the other day to justify why no one should pay attention to these reddit ITKs.



Was it before or after this tweet?

It's a fascinating and strange mentality some people have, whereby they basically accept that what they are reading is very likely to be bullshit, but they choose to believe it because it is 'fun' to do so. Again, not trying to condescend, but I cannot fathom it. Fair fecks though, if that's what gets some people off!

People also enjoy their Wrestling, Q and 5g theories. Maybe it's just how some peopls's minds are wired.
 


Was it before or after this tweet?



People also enjoy their Wrestling, Q and 5g theories. Maybe it's just how some peopls's minds are wired.

The last Mupdate thread was posted 17h ago which means it was posted before the tweet.
 
So, supposedly Mike Phelan is done after this campaign and heading back to Oz. Ole has a shortlist of old players that he would consider to work with including Fletcher, giggs, vidic

If that's true then I'm 50% "hell no, we need someone young with progressive coaching and tactical ideas", and 50% "Good Lord, I would love a managerial team of Ole and Giggs"...

Also, 100% behind a managerial team of Ole and Eric
 
I feel sad for the person(s) behind this.

Anyone happy in their life wouldn’t need to make up things, make them seem realistic and post them for attention. I wonder what they get from reading through the comments of believers..

Also anyone who genuinely had the amount of info that they claim to have (there would only be 2-3 in the World), would not be inclined to go onto Reddit and create “muppiteers”

It is not the ITK’s that created the subreddit, but people claiming to be in touch with them.

A reason behind it could be to counter all the bullshit journo reporting about subpar players that 50% of the fanbase rage at the club for.
 
Mitten regularly interviews Ole and Woodward for his magazines. Obviously he has much better sources than most of the English media. It's hilarious to see his credibility being questioned.
 
They can both play the 10 role,but aside from that Graelish plays more to the forward left while VdB can play more centrally like Pogba does.

They also have quite different style of play.

Yeah they do but still think it's highly unlikely that we will be able to sign both despite it giving us City like depth in midfield
 
Perhaps City wanted straight swap with Sane but Bayern wanted money on top, as we all know players swap deals are never easy to reach agreement.

The main question is can Colman play on the right, as I thought he played mostly on the left for Bayern?
 
Yeah they do but still think it's highly unlikely that we will be able to sign both despite it giving us City like depth in midfield

Yeah, need to get CL and sell alot of players for that to be possible for sure.
 
I can't imagine we'll sign Grealish and van der Beek, don't they play the same position?
not saying the Muppetiers are on to something here , but we do a have a problem with Squad depth . signing both however unlikely would give cover for both Pogba and Bruno
 
not saying the Muppetiers are on to something here , but we do a have a problem with Squad depth . signing both however unlikely would give cover for both Pogba and Bruno

Yeah I would see it as VDB to cover Pogba and Grealish to cover Bruno. Determined not to get false hopes up on this one though.
 
Looks like the ITKs are doubling down on Sancho, Grealish, VDB, and a CB (likely Upamecano). One of Grealish or VDB if they go for Rice. Will see what happens and how the result tomorrow affects that.
 
Mitten regularly interviews Ole and Woodward for his magazines. Obviously he has much better sources than most of the English media. It's hilarious to see his credibility being questioned.

Well to be fair, it's Mitten vs. Falk so it's not just some "random dudes on Reddit". Mitten has gotten a lot of things wrong over the years but I've always suspected it's intentional. He lets the club use him at times as a tool of misinformation to advance their interests (and his by staying in their good graces, allowing him to write his puff profiles of club personnel, players, and fans).
 
Remember the good times last Windows?
DeLigt flight tracking
DeLigt flag party
DeLigt teasing us with his interviews about English football

Or in January
Bruno saying goodbye on the pitch
Flight trackers
Bruno’s brother car-cam snaps in Manchester

Good times

Good times aye.

Berbatov
Sanchez
Pogba
 
Well to be fair, it's Mitten vs. Falk so it's not just some "random dudes on Reddit". Mitten has gotten a lot of things wrong over the years but I've always suspected it's intentional. He lets the club use him at times as a tool of misinformation to advance their interests (and his by staying in their good graces, allowing him to write his puff profiles of club personnel, players, and fans).
Mitten v Bouhafsi over Herrera was embarrassing for Mitten..
 
So, supposedly Mike Phelan is done after this campaign and heading back to Oz. Ole has a shortlist of old players that he would consider to work with including Fletcher, giggs, vidic

We should create a new role for Vidic if there is any chance of bringing him back. We can call it "Head of standing behind the goal during games so he can frighten De Gea, Maguire and Lindelof into not making mistakes".
 
About contract negotiation?
Mitten said at the time that Herrera having agreed to join PSG was untrue because he had spoken to people close to Herrera which completely contradicted RMC and their journo Bouhafsi. Bouhafsi was proved correct and ever since I don't take Mitten seriously.
 
We should create a new role for Vidic if there is any chance of bringing him back. We can call it "Head of standing behind the goal during games so he can frighten De Gea, Maguire and Lindelof into not making mistakes".
I’d swap him in for lindelof
 
Mitten said at the time that Herrera having agreed to join PSG was untrue because he had spoken to people close to Herrera which completely contradicted RMC and their journo Bouhafsi. Bouhafsi was proved correct and ever since I don't take Mitten seriously.
This. Also a few years ago he was with the preseason squad or something and kept uploading videos with transfers news for us. Not one of his predictions came true. Maybe he is a good journalist but when it comes to transfers I won’t even give me a tier and rate him less than Tancredi.
 
Mitten said at the time that Herrera having agreed to join PSG was untrue because he had spoken to people close to Herrera which completely contradicted RMC and their journo Bouhafsi. Bouhafsi was proved correct and ever since I don't take Mitten seriously.
To be fair to Mitten, he recently said that he spoke to Hererra around that time and that was his source, he said that he's almost certain Hererra didn't have any idea how much money his agent was asking from United which is why he was confident he wasn't going to PSG. Obviously the bloke close to his agent knew more than the bloke himself.

He's also said he get's told transfer news all the time from solid sources but a lot of them don't come off so he just doesn't bother reporting them anymore as it's not worth the grief when they don't. You can't really question his sources, it's the reliability of the information he's received that should be questioned.

He wouldn't be my first port of call for transfer related news about United. Inside scoops, yes, transfers, no.
 
No one really knows how legit or not the sources of these ITK are but there are bound to be bullshitters. At the same time, it's not out of the realms of possibility that some has family or a friend working at the media department or marketing or something that get briefed or whatever.

If I worked for United's marketing department or new a scout or something. I don't think I could hold on to that information
 
Well most of the ITK's on Reddit predicted that Sancho would be wrapped up soon. One even went as far to say it will all be concluded by the 28th of July.
It's almost like during their guess work, they forgot to factor in the possibility that Sancho might take a holiday, putting everything on hold until he returns.

You can absolutely expect any of those dates given to be pushed back by a few weeks due to some random 'circumstance'
 
Well most of the ITK's on Reddit predicted that Sancho would be wrapped up soon. One even went as far to say it will all be concluded by the 28th of July.
It's almost like during their guess work, they forgot to factor in the possibility that Sancho might take a holiday, putting everything on hold until he returns.

You can absolutely expect any of those dates given to be pushed back by a few weeks due to some random 'circumstance'

With the shortened season break and European competitions still to take place. Do you think there will be holidays?
 
No one really knows how legit or not the sources of these ITK are but there are bound to be bullshitters. At the same time, it's not out of the realms of possibility that some has family or a friend working at the media department or marketing or something that get briefed or whatever.

If I worked for United's marketing department or new a scout or something. I don't think I could hold on to that information
I mean, that would literally be your job. You wouldn't have a job long at United if you couldn't keep your mouth shut so what's more important? Telling some random strangers on the internet what might be happening or keeping a great job?

There's a reason these guys get paid a lot, it's to keep quiet.
 
I mean, that would literally be your job. You wouldn't have a job long at United if you couldn't keep your mouth shut so what's more important? Telling some random strangers on the internet what might be happening or keeping a great job?

There's a reason these guys get paid a lot, it's to keep quiet.

It is easy to keep it on the low or be hidden behind false screen names. Do you think your doctor doesn't tell their family about that time you got the ketchup bottle stuck where it shouldn't be?

Confidentiality is never fully confidential.

Also, marketing staff don't get paid a very high wage. I doubt it's much higher if at all, than it would be for any other company. Scouts are different but scouts will talk to family and friends. It's natural. It will happen. Not all the time but it definitely happens.
 
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