RAWK Goes Into Meltdown - Quadruple Watch 2022/23

[Stookie]

The man who has no friend is back with another banger:

Thats really cringy. I couldn’t watch them to the end

 

[GreatDane]

Top 2 is nailed on us and City for atleast the next 4/5 years. I really hope Arsenal get top 4 this season, much rather them than any of the others. But what I really want is for the shite to get relegated once and for all.

Think that's my favorite

 

[Sassy Colin]

From what I've seen on RAWK there's maybe one or, at most, 2 Utd fans. And they are thoroughly shackled. Its no fun and there's certainly very little two way banter. It's just one way, and boring.

I like to live my life outside of an echo chamber. I've learned so much more by doing that.

Like many Liverpool fans, outside of talking about Liverpool, your probably not a bad chap. As soon as the subject turns to Liverpool, you have to wonder how you manage to operate in modern society.

I'd make an exception for actual Scousers, I wouldn't waste my time with them.

 

[Dumbstar]

Like many Liverpool fans, outside of talking about Liverpool, your probably not a bad chap. As soon as the subject turns to Liverpool, you have to wonder how you manage to operate in modern society.

I'd make an exception for actual Scousers, I wouldn't waste my time with them.

Thanks for the compliment Colin, Colin, Colin.

 

[Chief123]

6000 over 22 yrs and a handfull regarding united whilst the poster’s count would be about 6 million given the same time all about a rival. I get it though, it’s a niche.

22 years and you still haven’t worked out the purpose of the thread.

Liverpool are dog shite right now and it’s a joy to read numerous pages of their downfall.

 

[Sassy Colin]

@No Idea For Nickname you may be busy today

 

[Murder on Zidanes Floor]

No-one was saying that “we don’t need oppo fans.”

What we need is a certain Liverpool fan to realise the irony in his postings. That’s the only point I was making.

Back to RAWK, don’t they let Man Utd fans join?

Who was the old guy who loved Liverpool but hated United, was clearly a Liverpool fan? Like Jonno?

 

[bludsucker]

No reactions to the league cup draw??

 

[calodo2003]

Who was the old guy who loved Liverpool but hated United, was clearly a Liverpool fan? Like Jonno?

JohnnoWhite

He's still on there, apparently posting in more non-football topics these days.

 

[Glorio]

No reactions to the league cup draw??

To be fair, they don't fear City that much, considering they tend to do well against them.

 

[Murder on Zidanes Floor]

JohnnoWhite

He's still on there, apparently posting in more non-football topics these days.

Hates immigration?

 

[calodo2003]

Hates immigration?

I’ll have to check. Haven’t swam in the muck for a while.

 

[Murder on Zidanes Floor]

I’ll have to check. Haven’t swam in the muck for a while.

I CANNOT wait!

 

[calodo2003]

I CANNOT wait!

Sorry to disappoint, but it seems that JW is solidly in the Labour camp. He’s quite anti-Rishi, anti-Thatcher, anti-Brexit, seems well grounded on the political front.

All he posts are word association game posts & diatribes against Tories. Hope he’s not losing his marbles for his sake.

 

[Murder on Zidanes Floor]

Sorry to disappoint, but it seems that JW is solidly in the Labour camp. He’s quite anti-Rishi, anti-Thatcher, anti-Brexit, seems well grounded on the political front.

All he posts are word association game posts & diatribes against Tories. Hope he’s not losing his marbles for his sake.

Well, that's one relief! Hope he is still fighting the good fight for Liverpool

 

[Red the Bear]

Well, that's one relief! Hope he is still fighting the good fight for Liverpool

Pool fans like to glorify themselves on being labor supporters more than any other so I have no idea why you thought otherwise.

 

[Murder on Zidanes Floor]

Pool fans like to glorify themselves on being labor supporters more than any other so I have no idea why you thought otherwise.

That's a good point. I feel it's really performative.

 

[Sassy Colin]

Pool fans like to glorify themselves on being labor supporters more than any other so I have no idea why you thought otherwise.

So do United fans, this is basically a left wing Forum. What's your point?

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

@No Idea For Nickname you may be busy today

My phone died, rip. Was not much online.
Anyway, they won on penalties.
Maybe today??

 

[Red the Bear]

So do United fans, this is basically a left wing Forum. What's your point?

That it's unlikely to find a tory loving pool supporter as his original post hinted at.

 

[Sassy Colin]

My phone died, rip. Was not much online.
Anyway, they won on penalties.
Maybe today??

Nothing about the club going up for sale, or the League Cup draw?

Sorry to hear about your phone

 

[GaryLifo]

I bet they enjoyed that last minute Garnacho goal…..

 

[GaryLifo]

I’ll summarise for you all… they think we’re shit, all our players are shit, ten Hag is no different to Ole and they will easily finish above us. I’m not even joking.

oh and Garnacho is Januzaj levels of greatness.

 

[Dumbstar]

I’ll summarise for you all… they think we’re shit, all our players are shit, ten Hag is no different to Ole and they will easily finish above us. I’m not even joking.

oh and Garnacho is Januzaj levels of greatness.

To be fair no one on RC disagrees with this, surely? Utd are 4 points ahead but on a goal difference of 0!

 

[GaryLifo]

To be fair no one on RC disagrees with this, surely? Utd are 4 points ahead but on a goal difference of 0!

it’s pure arrogance from your vermin brethren. You might well finish above us, but imagine at the end of last season I was to tell you that come the World Cup break you’d be 4 points behind United…. And that’s with us in 5th

good luck with the we finished above you cup, but the plan was surely to win the league with yournear quad winning team?

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

I bet they enjoyed that last minute Garnacho goal…..

Well, you have to go from the start...

No Antony again for United, reports in Brazil are that he’s fully fit but faking injury to not risk his World Cup position.

Just switched sky sports on and Neville coming out with crap already ‘Fernandes is up their with Kevin de Bruyne’. Wtf is he smoking?

At being a diving twat, he most definitely is.

Neville bigging up Bruno Fernandes is so 2020. Needs to give it a rest. Everyone is on to that overrated cheating prick these days.

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Jammy fecks, deflection turns a poor shot into the perfect cross

Was a shot that deflected to him

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Fulham is a shadow of what we played against. Zero snap and they look petrified.

Blows my mind how forwards continue to shoot at de Gea's feet. You know it is discussed. Just lift it ffs.

De Gea is a master in the art of making simple saves look amazing

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what is this ishowspeed person?

Youtuber who shouts a lot.

He gets millions of views on every video, another whopper raking it in as a "content creator".

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Malacia has been a disaster. Neville rolling out the excuses for him though. If it was Trent or Gomez they’d be slaughtered.

Yeah but he’s much younger than them… oh.

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Feed the Scousers
Wankers

…Let them know it’s Remembrance Sunday.

Couldn't even wait till December.

Only because they don’t have another game between now and Christmas to sing it. The horrible inbred arseholes

Feed the scousers being sung. Unreal.

Why do we let this affect us? It's to be expected, even if they played MK Dons. feck them and their backwards mentality

It's the irony, Manchester is stricken with poverty, families struggling to get by just like the rest of the country, and then this crowd of bellends break into poverty pantomime, everyone should be pulling together irrespective of rivalry

I’ve said this to a couple of manc lads I know. Plus when they go on about “watch your hub caps”. I remind them that the crime rates in both cities are similar

When most of your support is from London and you're all minted, these are the types of songs you sing.

Basically just Chelsea fans. None of them live in the North.

Poverty bantz, in the middle of the worst cost of living crisis in living memory, they're so avant garde.

I'm, sure the Manchester Guardian will mention it.

Oh no, I remember them banning Liverpool fans for people daring to say that Manchester United fans routinely sing about Hillsbrough

I now live in Trafford Borough and according to the council, 1/3 of kids in Gtr Manchester live in poverty, 11,600 of them living in Trafford. In the areas to the East and South of Old Trafford stadium, in the Gorse Hill, Clifford, Longford and Stretford wards are areas in the top 10% of the most deprived in the UK, yet these fecking c*nts think poverty is funny

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

1-1

McTominay on to bruise a few Fulham shins.

I'm sure that the referee will be around in case he commmits 5 or 6 red card offences in the next ten minutes.
Oh..

Arf

Dan James

Gol gol gol

Tyler and Neville gutted

Excellent assist by Fernandes there.

Utd have created nothing here, average from top to bottom.

Boom, great assist by the bruno. Nice play by the reborn willian after.

First time he hasn't fecked up all game (Willian, not Bee Gee Head)

Heaven forbid if Trent dared to be caught as high up the pitch as Malacia was there.

Only just noticed Casemiro was on, good to see Slabhead trying to direct things from the sidelines - best to play to your strengths

Reckon United will try and sign James again after this.

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Fernandes dives in, doesn't get the ball and then has a whinge at the Fulham player
"Bruno Fernandes, he looks like a rat" sing the Fulham fans

That's unfair to rats.
What an insult

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El Butcher embarrassed by Dan James there

Manchester City-like dive there.

Worth a yellow for the dive.

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Tyler's voice there when a United player threw hinself over in the box

Yeah it's a real shock. How can he have hidden his support for Manchester United for so long.

I saw something about a petition from Liverpool fans insisting that he never commentates a Liverpool match again, something like 85k signatures at the time, he's shocking, should have been put out to pasture 15 years ago, he's only got worse since Ratboy became his sidekick

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They should blow up this team and build around McTominay

James making Martinez look a right mug.

Is James suddenly quick or Martinez really slow

James is rapid, he's only really a pace merchant though. The Welsh Adama Traore

Give Daniel James a straight line and he'll run it

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Sly Sports not showing a replay of a Manchester United player decking someone shocker.

Rashford one? He didn’t deck him

 

[Murder on Zidanes Floor]

Well, you have to go from the start...


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Feed the scousers? As if they don't sing about Munich ffs.

 

[calodo2003]

At least I’m not the only one who didn’t know who that Speedshow guy was.

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

1-2

Kinell, the ghost of Fergie lives on.

Fulham

Cockernees 1 - Cockernees 2

Oh feck right off. Good god.

What the feck was Fulham doing? Everyone just stopped

Yet another undeserved win. Their luck will not hold out his season. No difference to Ole's era in all honesty

Yep, they are horrendous, Ole did this but it's never sustainable

What’s this bad attitude stuff about Garnacho?
Shame, would have only been 2 behind them going into break if stayed a draw.

I already dislike the garnacho guy

fecking c*nts

Macheda with the winner.

How do they always have some kid who comes in and scores loads of goals straight away? Always winners as well.

Shit defending, shit gk. Guaranteed the c*nt of a gk would've saved against us

Think he’s South American yet looks like he should be in The Inspiral Carpets. Oozes Manc from every pore.

1-1 against United in the last minute and you have your midfield on the half way line. Bizarre

That's some of the worst defending I've seen all season. WTF where they doing? Even the keeper seems to dive over the ball.

God I fecking hate this sport sometimes. United shit for 80 mins and somehow score two goals.

Disappointing that but still only 4 points behind them when we have mostly been shite.

You know it’s always shite seeing them win like that but they’re still as poor as ever I’ve seen them a few times now and I know it’s early days under the baldy one but they still seem as passive and never blow teams away
Under Klopp you could see a patter developing that would b egrets to watch but I don’t see it under Utd

Even the way they play them without Mitrovic who of course was Pele on the opening day against us which helped steer us off course this season. He'd have dominated Martinez.
Everything always goes their way even when their shit.

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Gloss over it. I hoped Fulham might get something but United winning was probably the most likely. Plenty of time to reel them in. Especially with them still to come to Anfield

It's probably a measure of how far they've fallen, but I don't even bother looking at the table to see where they are anymore. That aren't going to win leagues anymore, so I couldn't care less what they do

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is he better than Maradona and Messi?

Think bigger. We're talking Januzaj levels of talent here.

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Meh, United aren't anywhere near being our rivals. Ignore the table. They're a top 8 team at best on expected goals. Clean bill of health in our squad after the World Cup and we'll blow by them.

Man Utd barely touched the ball the final 40 minutes of the match. Of course they score in the last minute. FFS

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United have been weird this season. A few good displays but largely just getting results despite not being very good. I'm not arsed about catching them because I'm confident we'll finish well above them anyway, but it would have been nice to go into the break just 2 points behind despite our disaster start and the amount of hype they've had.
But yeah, strange team. Lisandro Martinez can be exploited, I'm not sure why teams haven't tried yet. Dan James had him on toast.

He was mince at the start of the season then played like prime Baresi against us (although we were atrocious) then back to being shit again.

Would have been different had Nunez not got himself suspended. He'd have rinsed him.

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I checked the score on 90'... It's annoying but this is their best against our worst and we'll get better anyway

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not ideal

You're always petrified of shite united teams. Is something wrong with you?

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He floated a cross in midweek that that horrible Villa statue in goal didn’t budge off his line for and everyone was drooling over it. Never seen those other imposters do that

Not that it affects my team but Spurs and United both jamming it this weekend has wound me up a bit.

Eriksen's pass for that 2nd goal was sublime, the weight on it was perfect, made the run for Gazpacho Soup.
They look awful still, we are easily finishing above them.

Got to be the poxiest club in the entire league...they were absolutely shite again today and yet somehow come away, again, with 3 points.......and feckin ell Sky...why is it broadcasting law that whenever these c*nts are on, it has to be the MUFCTV pairing of Wrinkly Bollocks and Rat Boy covering it?......

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Fulham should have won that. Manutd are really lucky. When that luck goes away, they will fall a stone.

Don't hold your breath on that. Their "luck" is manufactured.

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Very ordinary side, still very much in the honeymoon period with Ten Hag. Crucial thing for me is the players he has bought don't look anything special. He spent £150m on 3 Dutch players that would struggle to make most PL top sides and spent £65m on two 30 year old midfielders. He is still depending on the same squad that has had United miles off the pace for years and I don't see how that is going to change by bringing in mediocrity to support them

That's it...

Gazpacho Soup.

 

[brian017]

Someone remind them they lost to Forest and Leeds. They’re in no great shakes themselves

 

[12OunceEpilogue]

Even the way they play them without Mitrovic who of course was Pele on the opening day against us which helped steer us off course this season. He'd have dominated Martinez.
Everything always goes their way even when their shit.

Yeah we've been living it up these last ten years or so, always having things go our way. Scouse twat.

 

[Glorio]

On Garnacho:

Think he’s South American yet looks like he should be in The Inspiral Carpets. Oozes Manc from every pore.

I like this thread because they do come up with some gems

 

[crossy1686]

On Garnacho:


I like this thread because they do come up with some gems

That’s a great one to be fair

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

Nothing about the club going up for sale, or the League Cup draw?

Sorry to hear about your phone

thanks, new phone was born
Sale you say...

Dan Kennett@DanKennett·56m
@sportingintel
Any sign of Kenny Huang this time Nick?

Nick Harris@sportingintel·55m
Replying to @DanKennett
No sightings of Kenny so far, Dan. Note two bylines on the piece and it's @alexmiller73's excellent City of London sources telling us of advanced talks with US parties while I'm reporting on the background of the valuation and what we believe FSG would accept

How reliable is this Nick Harris guy?
It’s going to bee Yanks again isn’t it?

Still better than Jim Ratcliffe. Yanks but no Mancs.

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No more Americans please ffs. Why does it always have to be either Americans or the Middle east ? Aren't Europeans interested in buying football teams these days ?

You don't really get rich in Europe anymore

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Liverpool are in talks with a US-based buyer interested in a full takeover of the club, two sources have told the Mail on Sunday.

Seriously hope Pagliuca is nowhere near us, he is literally George Gillette mk II. Gasperini has been throwing shade at the Atalanta ownership ever since Pagliuca bought the club saying that the club has no direction whatsoever and that they rarely communicate with him what they want.

Pagliuca would be terrible for us. We would basically become West Ham level immediately.
Barely has a pot to piss in and has no idea what he is doing.

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I hope the new owners do have deep pockets. Just 7 midfielders, 3 defenders and 2 forwards to bring in.

And a new medical team

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The one name that was brought up briefly early in all of this was Martin Broughton, who I guess was involved with us post-cancers in some capacity, and then was part of a consortium that was looking at buying Chelsea. I know feck all about him, but I thought people liked the idea of him being involved in some way.

He's the ardent Chelsea fan who encouraged Torres to leave Liverpool. He also stitched up the cancers good and proper because he was an actual businessman and not an incompetent LBO cowboy charlatan like they were

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Sounds like a stand up guy - not…

Ambani — who once sent a life-sized elephant made out of silver to Middle Eastern royalty — is a deft political operator. At the Riyadh conference, he showered praise on Prince Mohammed, who was facing international censure over the 2018 murder of dissident journalist Jamal Khashoggi. Ambani told the audience that the kingdom, like India, was “blessed with leadership that is unique in the whole world”.

Last autumn, he travelled to the Middle East, where he was born in Yemen in 1957. This time, the setting was an exclusive get-together aboard the megayacht of Saudi Arabia’s crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman in the Red Sea, along with more than a dozen top business people including Masayoshi Son of SoftBank. Of the attendees, it was Mukesh that sat next to the crown prince.

You can't be in the oil business and not try to have a good relationship with the Saudis, sadly

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What do we know about Mukesh Ambani?

Indian and possible fascist.

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There isn't any billionaire who isn't shady and that is the truth. We need to push more for a fan owned ownership.

Imagine it. We all raid our piggy banks and somehow manage to raise the necessary £4bn to buy the club. We're all then sat in the pub on Walton Breck with £2.50 left between us pondering how we then raise another few hundred million to rebuild our aging team, then a further £80m or so to redo the Kop.
Sadly, it's just Fantasy Island stuff. A multibillion dollar organisation like FSG currently feel unable to compete with nation state 'clubs' on a consistent basis, so what chance would a fan owned LFC have?

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Why is Ambani being linked? Wishful thinking….
Because people want a ‘sugar daddy’, yet can’t countenance a nation state takeover.
Simples..
And for this reason I suspect it’s BS

Absolutely

If it is Ambani will we become the first team to have been owned by the Cowboys and the Indians

I wouldn't want Ambani anywhere near this club, on the face of it he seems a better proposition than oil state owned, but dig a little deeper he is just as bad. He has everyone on his payroll in India with the right wing BJP government who are closely aligned with RSS fascist ideology. BJP had also inteferred in UK politics to help the conservatives to remain in power.

This.
Ambani controlled media says horrible things about the minorities in India

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Ambani has tried multiple times but has been blocked every time. He wont stand a chance unless he joins with some US investors or someone else from the west.

Everything will depend on how quickly fsg want to sell. There will definitely be a number of suitors. Him and Ballmer together would take us into a different stratosphere.

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He's one of the richest people in the world.......what do people expect?? I fully anticipate him to be a c*nt.

The owner equivalent of Suarez? He's a cnut, but he'll be our cnut?

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NDTV saying they've reached out to Ambani's people who have neither confirmed or denied the links.

I hope some American journalists do exactly the same thing to Ballmer's people, would expect them to deny any involvement in a possible takeover.
Typical Mirror and other shit sources making things up.

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The Reliance Industries Limited (RIL) on Sunday denied a report in a leading English daily that it’s Chairman and Managing Director Mukesh Ambani has entered the race to take over renowned football club Liverpool FC.

https://www.canindia.com/ril-denies...ants-to-buy-premier-league-club-liverpool-ld/

Cross that one off then.

 

[AltiUn]

On Garnacho:


I like this thread because they do come up with some gems

It's also kind of true, every single one of our academy players, whether from Manchester or otherwise, all end up as stereotypical, young Mancs

 

[GaryLifo]

Call us a top 8 team while being 4 points behind us. I've missed this thread on the last few years

 

[Anustart89]

Gazpacho

 

[clarkydaz]

On Garnacho:


I like this thread because they do come up with some gems

Credit where its due

 

[Sassy Colin]

Feed the scousers? As if they don't sing about Munich ffs.

That's only a bit of bants, it's hardly insulting.