RAWK Goes Into Meltdown 2015-16 Edition

99% of their post match thread is based on blaming Squirtle.

85% of City's post match thread is based on blaming Demichelis, 15% on the words 'rag c***s'

What a great day.
 
Thundering shite - RAWK poetry -

The Reds against the Mancs

It's the battle of the East Lancs Road,
A commercial rivalry 100 years old,
About shipping & spinning, silver & gold,
It's the Reds against the Mancs.

It's Melwood guile v. Fergie's bile
How easy is that twat to rile ?
It's his grimace v. a wry Scouse smile,
It's the Reds against the Mancs.

“It's like Catalans or Basques versus Real,”
Said red-hearted Carra to his new Spanish Pals
"It’s more important than the ‘Mundial’
It’s the Reds against the Mancs."

“Oh aye it’s better than the best bullfights
When Stevie tackles those gobshites
Get into Neville & punch out his lights
It’s the Reds against the Mancs."

It’s Viva España ! Andele, andele !
It's Masch getting stuck into Rooney - Olé !
Torres will give Rio one helluva day
For the Reds against the Mancs !

"F*ck their Shreks and Smiths & their treasons
This one's for love - not money reasons
Let's make it a habit, like we did for seasons,
Let's twat these f*ckin Mancs "

It's whisky breath v. fine Spanish wine,
We'll lay it down and take our time -
Show the youngsters how, in a few years' time
They’ll twat these f*ckin Mancs.

It's Liverpool lads v. in-breds from Bury
How ugly is horse-face ? Is right ! Very !
It's singing about Posh Spice, making merry,
It's the Reds against the Mancs.

It's Flash Gerrard against Emperor Ming
It's having dreams and songs to sing
Not letting the Dark Lord get your ring !
It's the Reds against the Mancs.

It's the Enterprise v. the Clingons of course
It's Star wars - can you feel the force ?
It's Red Rum against any other horse,
It's the Reds against the Mancs.

It's Robin Hood v. Bad King John
and the Sheriff, rolled into one
It's a people's insurrecti-on
It's the Reds against the Mancs.

It's a club for people versus one for profit
It's about a pedestal and getting them off it
Their jammy Camp Nou win ? They can stuff it !
It's the Reds against the Mancs.

Though they no longer are a PLC
It’s still “us-us-us” v. “me-me-me”
Like Militant v. Maggie T,
It's the Reds against the Mancs.

Our club’s revived, the stats revised
It's about the numbers Eighteen and FIVE
They won’t overtake us while we’re alive
It’s the Reds against the Mancs !

It's ha ha ha, it's hee hee hee
It's Bryan Robson's got VD,
If he comes too close he'll give it to me
It's the Reds against the Mancs.

It's Carlsberg versus Vodaphone
It’s nick nack paddy wack, give the dog a bone
It's Man United feck off home
It's the Reds against the Mancs.

It's Georgie Best , superstar,
Pink frilly knickers and a playtex bra
Shagging fast birds & crashing fast cars
It's the Reds against the Mancs.

It's not about a bandwagon & jumping on
When the bubble bursts they'll be gone
First ones off are the last ones on
It's the Reds against the Mancs.

It's Pete Wiley v. Morrissey
The Bunnymen v. Joy Division
Cast against the Stone Roses,
....OK some you lose

It's hearing "In your Liverpool slums !"
It's "Posh Spice takes it up the bum"
It's boring, boring "Sign On ! Sign On !"
It's the Reds against the Mancs.

It's NO SONGS PLEASE ABOUT 58
Even if they provoke or intimidate -
We've had far too much of that, mate,
It's the Reds against the Mancs.

It's a meaningless devil in your crest
Or a Liverbird upon your chest
For we are men of Shankly's best
It's the Reds against the Mancs.

It's usually at ungodly hours of morning
Thanks to Sky & "police warnings"
The atmosphere is not heart-warming
It's the Reds against the Mancs.

It's about who needs to catch who up,
It's ding-dong battles in League and Cup
It's when we needed him, Danny stepped up
For the Reds against the Mancs.

Both cities have suffered past neglect,
It’s been up to both clubs to earn respect:
Reap what you sow, cause & effect,
It's the Reds against the Mancs.

It's about your head, about your heart
Your identity, history, your craft and art
It's 40 miles, but worlds apart
It's the Reds against the Mancs.
 
And RAWK comparing Klopp to my bloody valentine, who've they've just ruined for me, the cnuts.

Quote from: Mr Dilkington 04:24:00 AM
YouTube comment sections are usually a hovel full of vitriol and stupidity, but every so often you stumble across something worthwhile and enlightening. One of these rare occasions occurred whilst I was browsing the comments section of a My Bloody Valentine single (if you haven't heard of My Bloody Valentine, they're an amazing Irish shoegaze band and you should go look them up). After taking a 20 year hiatus, My Bloody Valentine came out with the brilliant MBV in 2013. Not quite as good as Loveless, but then Loveless is the best 90's album I've ever listened to (piss off OK Computer). I was instantly swept away by MBV, particularly the opening three tracks. The waves of fuzzy guitars and sonic booms lapping over you. And despite the cataclysmic sound, behind the frenetic noise is structure and subtlety. What sounds like harum sacrum music is actually beautifully intricate and arranged perfectly. Layers and layers are built upon each other, all working to create something special.

The comment in question, described the sound as "compressing the universe into a sugar cube." It instantly made sense to me, and it captured my imagination. At the time MBV was released, Borussia Dortmund were stampeding towards the latter stages of the Champions League, and being taken by them as I was, I spent a great deal of time watching Dortmund games (mostly Champions League) along with repeatedly listening to MBV. Instantly there was a connection. When I listened to MBV, I thought of Dortmund, when I watched Dortmund, "Only Tomorrow" and "Who Sees You" played in my head. Despite Klopp emphasising running, heart, emotion and guts, he also says his teams are tactically prepared, the triggers for when to press, who to press, for how long to press. When player A gets the ball, player B goes here and player C goes there. To the naked eye, this is spontaneous and free form, but that couldn't be further from the truth. Klopp meticulously fine tunes every aspect of his teams to squeeze every drop he possibly can from his players. So like Kevin Shields, Klopp is obsessed with having every cog working to produce the best possible end result. Plus I reckon Kevin Shields is bang into Gegenpressing.

After Borussia Dortmund drew 2-2 away to Real Madrid in the Champions League group stages, having dominated the match and in the process making Madrid look like semi professionals, I placed a sizeable bet on Dortmund to go the whole way and win Aul big ears (sizeable for a barman on minimum wage at least). The return would have been in the thousands. That night was a eureka moment for me. I had grown up watching Pep Guardiola's Barcelona side conquer all before them from 2008-2012. The pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, goal. Kick off, interception, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass..

....

Then came the semi final first leg against their group stage opposition Real Madrid. Real Madrid arrived at the Westfalenstadion stadium with a starting 11 costing not far off the 300 million mark. Ronaldo 80; Alonso 35; Modric 35; Pepe 30; Coentrao 25; Ramos 20.....

Although it will take time to get anywhere near the performance level Dortmund reached against Madrid that night, the ride will be fun. By the time Klopp's Dortmund had dismantled Real Madrid, they were already double league champions. I've been sat here listening once more to MBV, attempting to think of a nice way of tying this up, but I clearly lack the intellect to do so (it is 4am). So in the spirit of Jurgen Klopp, and with my heart on my sleeve - Jurgen Klopp is going to take this league by storm, and I for one can't fecking wait. Enjoy it.

7nth.
 
Exactly, it started with Whiskyboy being salty over us beating his precious Aberdeen, they know that they cannot match us in greatness no matter how many easy Premier League titles they get.
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Parry Gallister said:
Thundering shite - RAWK poetry -

The Reds against the Mancs

It's the battle of the East Lancs Road,
A commercial rivalry 100 years old,
About shipping & spinning, silver & gold,
It's the Reds against the Mancs.

It's Melwood guile v. Fergie's bile
How easy is that twat to rile ?
It's his grimace v. a wry Scouse smile,
It's the Reds against the Mancs.

“It's like Catalans or Basques versus Real,”
Said red-hearted Carra to his new Spanish Pals
"It’s more important than the ‘Mundial’
It’s the Reds against the Mancs."

“Oh aye it’s better than the best bullfights
When Stevie tackles those gobshites
Get into Neville & punch out his lights
It’s the Reds against the Mancs."

It’s Viva España ! Andele, andele !
It's Masch getting stuck into Rooney - Olé !
Torres will give Rio one helluva day
For the Reds against the Mancs !

"F*ck their Shreks and Smiths & their treasons
This one's for love - not money reasons
Let's make it a habit, like we did for seasons,
Let's twat these f*ckin Mancs "

It's whisky breath v. fine Spanish wine,
We'll lay it down and take our time -
Show the youngsters how, in a few years' time
They’ll twat these f*ckin Mancs.

It's Liverpool lads v. in-breds from Bury
How ugly is horse-face ? Is right ! Very !
It's singing about Posh Spice, making merry,
It's the Reds against the Mancs.

It's Flash Gerrard against Emperor Ming
It's having dreams and songs to sing
Not letting the Dark Lord get your ring !
It's the Reds against the Mancs.

It's the Enterprise v. the Clingons of course
It's Star wars - can you feel the force ?
It's Red Rum against any other horse,
It's the Reds against the Mancs.

It's Robin Hood v. Bad King John
and the Sheriff, rolled into one
It's a people's insurrecti-on
It's the Reds against the Mancs.

It's a club for people versus one for profit
It's about a pedestal and getting them off it
Their jammy Camp Nou win ? They can stuff it !
It's the Reds against the Mancs.

Though they no longer are a PLC
It’s still “us-us-us” v. “me-me-me”
Like Militant v. Maggie T,
It's the Reds against the Mancs.

Our club’s revived, the stats revised
It's about the numbers Eighteen and FIVE
They won’t overtake us while we’re alive
It’s the Reds against the Mancs !

It's ha ha ha, it's hee hee hee
It's Bryan Robson's got VD,
If he comes too close he'll give it to me
It's the Reds against the Mancs.

It's Carlsberg versus Vodaphone
It’s nick nack paddy wack, give the dog a bone
It's Man United feck off home
It's the Reds against the Mancs.

It's Georgie Best , superstar,
Pink frilly knickers and a playtex bra
Shagging fast birds & crashing fast cars
It's the Reds against the Mancs.

It's not about a bandwagon & jumping on
When the bubble bursts they'll be gone
First ones off are the last ones on
It's the Reds against the Mancs.

It's Pete Wiley v. Morrissey
The Bunnymen v. Joy Division
Cast against the Stone Roses,
....OK some you lose

It's hearing "In your Liverpool slums !"
It's "Posh Spice takes it up the bum"
It's boring, boring "Sign On ! Sign On !"
It's the Reds against the Mancs.

It's NO SONGS PLEASE ABOUT 58
Even if they provoke or intimidate -
We've had far too much of that, mate,
It's the Reds against the Mancs.

It's a meaningless devil in your crest
Or a Liverbird upon your chest
For we are men of Shankly's best
It's the Reds against the Mancs.

It's usually at ungodly hours of morning
Thanks to Sky & "police warnings"
The atmosphere is not heart-warming
It's the Reds against the Mancs.

It's about who needs to catch who up,
It's ding-dong battles in League and Cup
It's when we needed him, Danny stepped up
For the Reds against the Mancs.

Both cities have suffered past neglect,
It’s been up to both clubs to earn respect:
Reap what you sow, cause & effect,
It's the Reds against the Mancs.

It's about your head, about your heart
Your identity, history, your craft and art
It's 40 miles, but worlds apart
It's the Reds against the Mancs.
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On Thursday they were boss
But Sunday brought a loss
For one day a hit
They're back to being shit

The Europa still brings hope
But they'll do nothing but mope
Because upon leaving North Rhine
They'll have little to do but whine

It's Liverpool against reality
 
It's a bright red devil in your crest
We've a Liverbird upon our chests
But like Rab C Nesbitt's old string vest
Our defence is full of holes.
 
Fener1907 said:
On Thursday they were boss
But Sunday brought a loss
For one day a hit
They're back to being shit

The Europa still brings hope
But they'll do nothing but mope
Because upon leaving North Rhine
They'll have little to do but whine

It's Liverpool against reality
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SteveJ said:
It's a bright red devil in your crest
We've a Liverbird upon our chests
But like Rab C Nesbitt's old string vest
Our defence is full of holes.
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:lol:

We're the mighty redmen, trying
To play the Liverpool way,
But each and every matchday,
Mignolet chucks it all away.
 
Always makes me laugh when they complain about how crap we are while still finishing ahead of them
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Mancunian inferiority complex . They are obsessed with us .

As Peter Hooton said :

"That’s why they sing about Liverpool all the time. At Middlesbrough in the FA Cup, it took 30 seconds before they started singing anti-Scouse songs; unless we’re playing United, they’re never mentioned.

Their infatuation reveals a deep-rooted inferiority complex. It’s a cry for help: they really want to be Scousers, evidenced by their adulation of Rooney. As the Romans said, ‘They hate whom they fear.’"
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Do you want to be a scouser?
 
marukomu said:
Do you want to be a scouser?
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Couldn't resist the mention of the Romans, could he?

It's like they're all taking remedial poetry and major in symbolism, all in a desperate bid to convince themselves of the sanctity of their club and the inevitability that they'll return to the top. This has been going on for years and it never stops being amusing.
 
Fener1907 said:
Couldn't resist the mention of the Romans, could he?

It's like they're all taking remedial poetry and major in symbolism, all in a desperate bid to convince themselves of the sanctity of their club and the inevitability that they'll return to the top. This has been going on for years and it never stops being amusing.
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Yep. It'll surely finish up with a prophecy about the end of the world and a spaceship transporting cult members away.
 
acnumber9 said:
What have they ever done for us?
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Common knowledge that Caesar himself put a stick in the ground and declared that it was where he wanted 'Liuerpul' to be built, whereas Mancyfullus was founded as a settlement to house convicts and the disease-ridden of society.

You Mancs only wish the golden aquila had consecrated your soil. And what you fail to realise is that when those famous words - Et tu, Brute? - were uttered, Julius wasn't talking about Brutus' betrayal, he was asking, "you reckon Klopp's boss too, Brutus?" before Brutus lad plunged the knife in five times, looked at Shankly in the heavens and said, "'Ow am I doin', Mr Shankly sir?"

You feckin Mancs. Forever in their shadow.
 
We've won twenty
They've two less
It was Fergie's perfection
Whilst they're still a mess

They've done OK in Europe
But not as well as others
They had 'Own Goal' Carragher
We had the Neville Brothers.

They had pass back football
We played with loads of style
They played predictably
We showed lots of guile.

When they were in trouble
They just made a wish
For a Stevie run in the area
And a dive like a sickly starfish

We didn't need that to happen
Cheating was not part of our plan
While they all played like schoolgirls
Ours were all heroes - to a man.

We may currently be in trouble
For which many must share the blame
They laugh at our misfortune
But we're still ahead of them, just the same.
 
Fener1907 said:
Couldn't resist the mention of the Romans, could he?

It's like they're all taking remedial poetry and major in symbolism, all in a desperate bid to convince themselves of the sanctity of their club and the inevitability that they'll return to the top. This has been going on for years and it never stops being amusing.
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I leave symbols to the symbol minded.
 
green demon said:
We've won twenty
They've two less
It was Fergie's perfection
Whilst they're still a mess

They've done OK in Europe
But not as well as others
They had 'Own Goal' Carragher
We had the Neville Brothers.

They had pass back football
We played with loads of style
They played predictably
We showed lots of guile.

When they were in trouble
They just made a wish
For a Stevie run in the area
And a dive like a sickly starfish

We didn't need that to happen
Cheating was not part of our plan
While they all played like schoolgirls
Ours were all heroes - to a man.

We may currently be in trouble
For which many must share the blame
They laugh at our misfortune
But we're still ahead of them, just the same.
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Very good :)
 
marukomu said:
Mancunian inferiority complex . They are obsessed with us .

As Peter Hooton said :

"That’s why they sing about Liverpool all the time. At Middlesbrough in the FA Cup, it took 30 seconds before they started singing anti-Scouse songs; unless we’re playing United, they’re never mentioned.

Their infatuation reveals a deep-rooted inferiority complex. It’s a cry for help: they really want to be Scousers, evidenced by their adulation of Rooney. As the Romans said, ‘They hate whom they fear.’"

Do you want to be a scouser?
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Fact is Liverpool don't have that many songs about anyone. When you watch Liverpool games, how many songs can you appear apart from YAWN, Liv-erp-ool and that awful Fields of Anfield Road ballad they nicked off Celtic?

It's not a crime to have such a limited songbook, it's just the way it is - some clubs have loads of original songs, others don't. But they can't use that to suggest they are somehow above the rivalry with United. They don't have many songs about Everton either, does that mean they're too mature and dignified for a rivalry with their own neighbours as well?

Fact is that every club has a local rival. That's the way it's always been and that's part of what makes football special. United were singing about City long before the takeover, back when they were in the third division and United were winning the Champions League. Does that mean we were obsessed with them, or had an inferiority complex? No, of course not. It's just what football fans do.

Watched a Heysel documentary recently and you could see two anti-United banners on the terraces. One charmingly read 'Munich 58' and the other 'Atkinson Fat Head.' Liverpool were the best team in Europe at that time, and United were a half-decent cup team. I'm sure Liverpool didn't have an inferiority complex towards United back then, but a large section of their support disliked United, and they still do now - that's why a bunch of them were arrested for their behaviour at Old Trafford last week.

As for wanting to be Scousers - why would anyone not from Liverpool want that? Why would you want to hail from a city whose golden age was 50 years ago? Whose two football clubs have won a combined total of zero league titles in 25 years? And the Rooney adulation thing is simply amazing.
 
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