They'd have won the league if it wasn't for those soft arse diving refs.It's astonishing, it really is
Here's a meltdown on the Caf when things go south but generally, we end up blaming our manager, our players, our youth etc. etc. At RAWK it's always....the ref....the diving of the opposition.....the ref.....the diving of the opposition.....conned....cheated.....Benteke.....it's never their fault, but always their year, next year.
RAWK Goes Into Meltdown 2015-16 Edition
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"It's the worst United side of the last 20 years"....
Well I'm a fool and I didn't know it. Not everyone is as cosmopolitan as you, Sir Colly.
Well I'm a fool and I didn't know it. Not everyone is as cosmopolitan as you, Sir Colly.
It's famous for it's school btw:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harrow_School
I stand corrected. It must be this back brace.
I got it, Colin. Thought it was quite amusing actually, .
.I got it, Colin. Thought it was quite amusing actually,
I have another supporter!
I got it, then decided I'd ignore it as it was so poor.
Elite
Elite
UnbelievableElite
Look at those statistics, they better hide him from Barcelona.
That's a whole new level of delusion.Elite
This is just as good a method as Sky Sports football manager database.
Lucas
Defensive ability - Average for a defensive player (Elite for a Liverpool player)
Aerial Threat - 0
Passing - Bang Average
Ability to delude fans he can be a functioning CB - Total
Get him to the back Klopp.
Quite like these, one for our Juan.
Passing - OMG the best n deffo elite
Attacking - Brilliant
Blogging - Elite
Defending - Juan is a popular member of the class but could try harder.
Head and Facial hair - a bloody dream
Maybe we should play Mata upfront guys?
Elite
I'm surprised they've not used the adjective 'boss' more in that concise summary of Lucas' playing abilities.
It probably kept autocorrecting to dross.
I am a quiet admirer of your one-liners, but this might be my favourite. Good stuff.
Goodness meElite
So.... Johnno is back......
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Re: Louis Van Gaal is...still the manager of Mouchester United
« Reply #39786 on: Today at 10:43:07 PM »
Quote from: BigJumper on Today at 08:06:33 PM
Louis van Gaal blames Paul Scholes for influencing Manchester United fans
• Manager says TV pundit created ‘very negative atmosphere’
• Dutchman will not ask his No2 Ryan Giggs to intercede
http://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/feb/12/louis-van-gaal-paul-scholes-manchester-united-fans
As a United fan of now 70 - I am saying openly that this Dutch clown has for me anyroad put the top-hat on the game I used to adore. I couldn't - in a parody of that wonderful football hero of mine Mr Bill Shankly - open the curtains to watch a United team managed by him if they were playing at the bottom of my garden. Just go away Aloysius Paulus Maria "Louis" van Gaal willya - and soon eh? Shite is what you've reduced us to serving up and had you any honour at all menheer, you would long since have done the honourable thing and GONE! PLEASE piss off and do NOT recommend your mate from Portugal for the job because he's another exploitative user and will bring nothing but his negative and disruptive tactics (as he did at Chelsea 1st time around!) so as to "win" shit. Away and feck yourselves BOTH!!
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Re: Louis Van Gaal is...still the manager of Mouchester United
« Reply #39786 on: Today at 10:43:07 PM »
Quote from: BigJumper on Today at 08:06:33 PM
Louis van Gaal blames Paul Scholes for influencing Manchester United fans
• Manager says TV pundit created ‘very negative atmosphere’
• Dutchman will not ask his No2 Ryan Giggs to intercede
http://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/feb/12/louis-van-gaal-paul-scholes-manchester-united-fans
As a United fan of now 70 - I am saying openly that this Dutch clown has for me anyroad put the top-hat on the game I used to adore. I couldn't - in a parody of that wonderful football hero of mine Mr Bill Shankly - open the curtains to watch a United team managed by him if they were playing at the bottom of my garden. Just go away Aloysius Paulus Maria "Louis" van Gaal willya - and soon eh? Shite is what you've reduced us to serving up and had you any honour at all menheer, you would long since have done the honourable thing and GONE! PLEASE piss off and do NOT recommend your mate from Portugal for the job because he's another exploitative user and will bring nothing but his negative and disruptive tactics (as he did at Chelsea 1st time around!) so as to "win" shit. Away and feck yourselves BOTH!!
There is nothing wrong with striving to win, so long as you don't set the prize above the game. There can be no dishonour in defeat. What matters above all is that the team plays in the right spirit, with the utmost skill, courage, fair play and no favour, and the result accepted without bitterness or conceit. Matt Busby CBE KCSG 1909 - 1994
Who would have thought Johnnowhite would think that LVG betrays Sir Matt's Legacy and is bang against Mourinho..... Must be a united fan
The interesting thing is that he's been a United fan for 70 years. I take back everything I've said.
What purpose does writing out his full name serve?
It's RAWK's autocorrect
If I remember correctly, according to Johnno, Fergie betrayed Sir Matt's legacy too.
That raises more questions, do they think it's disrespectful to call him that?
Sort of, I think any iteration of Fergie's name got changed to 'Mr.Ferguson' as well, but my memory might fail me here, been a while since I've looked in there.
If I remember wasn't it following Rafa's rant where he used mr. as substitute for Sir.... Was only 2009 so the scousers have tonnes of mileage in that joke yet
I've seen that same post on here numerous times.
Yeah, could be anyone off here.
I think a lot of posters here would actually agree with that johnno post for once.
I dunno, you won't find many Man Utd fans who think of Bill Shankley as their hero.
I fear that whoever is impersonating Johnno is gonna need psychiatric intervention when Rooney breaks Bobby Charlton's goal record. He might defect full time to LFC if Mourinho arrives (it won't be a lot different, obvs)
I too admire Shankly but Johnno seems to be at pains in every post to applaud Liverpool & their legends in comparison with United & our legends. He's a RAWK regular, it appears, so why the constant attempts to ingratiate himself?
Don't get me wrong, I respect Shankly and what he's done for football, seemed a good man and interesting character, but "hero" is a bit insane for any "United" fan to say.
Yeah, mate. Tbh, this line of his (below) reads like one of my parodies of an A@A post:
Clearly forgotten....
I can taste the meltdown
Re: HT ET 1-1
« Reply #45 on: Today at 07:05:47 PM »
City know our record, they will be at a disadvantage here.
Re: HT ET 1-1
« Reply #124 on: Today at 07:17:20 PM »
Terrible penalties. Our takers looked absolutely petrified walking to the spot.
Re: HT ET 1-1
« Reply #125 on: Today at 07:17:21 PM »
Just fecking feck right fecking off.