RAWK Goes Into Meltdown 2015-16 Edition

I read the whole thing.

He's getting old. Hates how Gary Neville knew to bow out early. Receptionist got job through family.
Is now the manager of Chelsea as Jose has gone to Russia for a new project.
 
John Terry doesn't have his full coaching badges. Cant be manager.
 
From The Shed End...posted by a Chelsea fan named Rafa the Gaffer:

Crying? Why are you all crying? This should never have happened I agree but that's because he should never have come back to ruin us. Rafa should have been given the job permanently after he cleaned up the mess last time. Think Madrid will let us have him back now? Bring back Rafa!
Click to expand...
 
Nothing to do with anything, but I have just discovered that the Scouse slang for ice lolly is apparently ''lolly ice''

And have found this far more amusing than it probably is, but they're all potty, aren't they?
 
The Book of Derek

Fee fi fo fum
I smell the blood of an Englishman.
Be he alive or be he dead,
I'll grind his bones to make my bread.

Lee li lo lum
I smell the blood of a German-man.
He be alive and be not dead,
And we hang on to the words that he has said.

Lee li lo lum
We love the words of the German-man.
He has said that we must all be strong,
And many will say yes, it's been far too long.

Lee li lo lum
We have the words of a German-man.
Three parts are needed to dominate,
And that means we need a Triumvirate.

Lee li lo lum
We have the players and our own German-man.
We then have the fans, he will state,
These three will make up the Triumvirate.

Lee li lo lum
what, from this, will eventually come?
LFC will dominate with lots of endeavor,
The German-man, the players and the fans - together.
Click to expand...
 
oo ee oo ah ah ting tang wallah wallah bing bang
we have the actions of a German man
although those gerry's can sometimes get in a bit of a state.
head to toe in leather eating shit off a plate.
 
Lee li lo lum
what feckin' planet are we from?
our glory days have long since gone
we celebrate home draws with West Brom
 
It's Obama's fault:

RAWK said:
Unfortunately for the lad, as much as we can say "Everyone makes mistakes" - he really did set the president today.
Click to expand...
 
Jordan Henderson should never put that captain arm band on again. No leaders on the field. Absolutely no leaders on the field, its disgusting. No one deserves that armband, if Jon Flanagan gets back in the squad give it to him.
Click to expand...
Vardy and Mahrez will rip that twat of a defence a new arsehole on Boxing day....
Click to expand...
I've been watching us for 20 odd years and that was the worst performance I've ever seen. It was that bad. I cannot put into words just how disgustingly awful that was.
Click to expand...
No doubt we'll have lallana or Henderson getting wheeled out midweek vowing to 'put it right vs Leicester. They're taking the piss.
Click to expand...
This is on Rodgers and the TC for buying absolute fecking tarts as well. Well and truly fecked us, you twats.
Click to expand...
 
The RAWKies are surprisingly pensive today.

Absolutely can't be arsed with football anymore. There is a horrible streak of shite running through the club. Half the players need binning.

Can laugh at Chelsea and united all we want. We are just as bad.
Click to expand...

fecking embarrassing. all over the pitch. feck football.
Click to expand...

[Sakho] Had a shocker second half but still won more challenges than any one of our players and it was his first game back in ages. He was playing in front of Bogan and besides Lucas for a lot of the game. There are no excuses today but Sakho could perhaps have more leeway than others.
Click to expand...

That shite was arguably worse than anything we saw under Rodgers.

Jurgen, you've got a huge job on your hands - hopefully our fans stick by you and realise how much work is actually need. Total shite across the team, and sadly, we need another 'clear out' of players and to let another manager have a crack at trying to make us a half decent side.

Outclassed by fecking Watford, having to scramble a draw at home to West Brom and pick out the 'positives' - Not good enough for Liverpool Football Club. Take your positivity elsewhere today lads, there was NOTHING positive about that.
Click to expand...

The refs are against us, luck is against us, all players were shite bar Origi..It's christmas...nuff said.
Click to expand...

New years resolution: I will never laugh at Man Utd results

Jurgen, I am not ashamed to say that I left my laptop with 5 minutes still to play.

All in all a little bit shit.
Click to expand...

Sakho wasn't match fit.
Click to expand...

We have no characters to deal with these types of teams.
Click to expand...

Well, I suppose it's helpful to have zero expectations for the rest of the season.
Click to expand...

Jordan Henderson should never put that captain arm band on again. No leaders on the field. Absolutely no leaders on the field, its disgusting. No one deserves that armband, if Jon Flanagan gets back in the squad give it to him.
Click to expand...

its all abit gegen-depressing
Click to expand...

Would prefer a one-legged Valdes to our goal keeping options atm.
Click to expand...

Forget ability for a second.

Desire? Intensity? Bravery? Not fecking ounce of it between them. Utterly pathetic.

Bogdan is a fecking joke of a keeper, but we knew that and just another shite backup.

Skrtel is soft as shite, fake hard man. Sakho was like Bambi on ice, his legs aren't connected to his brain.

Can was in brainless fecktard mode, all over the show. Same with Lucas, looked 58 not 28.

Coutinho stunk the place out, no effort and looks like he's waiting to get off.

Firmino was useless, completely useless. Complete luxury player who bizarrely had a reputation as a lively closer down, at least if you mope around at a snails pace, you should produce something of merit. Weak.

Lallana just doesn't cut it, terrible again.

All in all, shite day.
Click to expand...

All doom and gloom on here. Please cheer up people - we are going to win the league. And just remember, it's not life and death. Enjoy the good times. In the bad times, remember that it's just a game.
Click to expand...

well feck me, just crawled out of bed half an hour ago - thought we were kicking off at 4 today and i find this.

bugger. awful result when yet again there was a chance to climb up the table. not going to happen this year is it?
Click to expand...

Remind me never ever to be hopeful again. EVER AGAIN! 17 years of loving this club and it still gives me something to be sadder about! WHAT THE feck WAS THAT!
Fair fecks to Watford though. They are up for it and good for it!
feck this world!
Click to expand...
 
The amount of players they need and the money they have to spend to get them to make them look like a proper team is mind blowing. The pretty much need a whole team.

Keeper
Full set of defenders
Full set of midfielders
They have OK strikers but need improvements in that department also
 
this is becoming a familiar theme. we have a poor result on the Saturday, dippers piss themselves then next day out-shit us
 
Hold on. I thought their squad was brilliant and they just needed a world class manager to get them firing? So now, their squad is shite, the transfer committe is to blame and Klopp needs to bring in a ton of quality? Which is it?
 
4:32pm update: now it's Brendan's fault:

RAWK said:
CDgqIFRW0AA5Vrq.png


The legacy continues.

Spend the best part of a decade filling the squad with average, mid-table players and guess what? You'll become average and mid table and get average, mid table results. Like this. It's the legacy of Brendan Rodgers, that man truly has left an absolutely ridiculous shitheap of a mess. An absolute clusterfeck of a squad. League one goalkeepers, CBs who either want to push out with a really high line or drop deeper than everyone bar the goalkeeper, a collection of the slowest central midfielders in the league, a collection of versatile 'attackers' who don't really do....anything, a £32 million striker who wants route one and has a first touch that goes further than most players can kick the ball. Its dawning just how terrible this squad is.

Poor Jurgen must be devastated he didn't wait another three months. Not one player fighting for the cause. Bayern, Chelsea, probably Real and Man Utd in the coming weeks, maybe Man City, Roma. I mean thank the fecking lord he was getting an itchy trigger finger, thank fecking God because this squad with anyone else could easily be relegation cannon fodder.

Coutinho and Firmino have been a fecking disgrace this season. Lallana has been a fecking disgrace since he joined. Sakho and Henderson are two who should be starting every game. But honestly every single other player, I could not give a feck if he fancies them or not. They lost their right to a secure future here with that shambles today.
Click to expand...
 
You must log in or register to reply here.