RAWK Goes Into Meltdown 2015-16 Edition

[Sad Chris]

Love the stache of the guy in the bottom right corner.

 

[unchanged_lineup]

You'll Never Walk Alone... until you do.

Jurgen Klopp: Liverpool boss felt 'alone' at Anfield
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/34762806

 

[Mutter Merkel]

It must be painful to go from Dortmund to that flat, funereal atmosphere.

 

[Pexbo]

It also insures that there is a more reasonable chance of securing bail.

Woody needs to wear a better suit next time he's in Madrid.

 

[SteveJ]

Holding out for a Hendo...

The return of Henderson will be massive for the boss imo. The emergence of a hero with a catchy name or prolific relationship with the fans is almost just as important for the noise around the place.

 

[DJ Jeff]

Their Mourinho thread with the witch hunt of the twat on the Chelsea Fan TV interview shows what a bunch of utter cnuts their mods are. Everyone else appealing for calm and to leave the guy alone after he lost his job while the admins spew bile at anyone who disagrees with them and ban people left right and center.

 

[Tyrion]

Their Mourinho thread with the witch hunt of the twat on the Chelsea Fan TV interview shows what a bunch of utter cnuts their mods are. Everyone else appealing for calm and to leave the guy alone after he lost his job while the admins spew bile at anyone who disagrees with them and ban people left right and center.

I'll have you know that Liverpool ("football club") fans operate with the highest levels of respect and dignity. They are almost religious in their approach to ensuring that everyone behaves at their absolute best and they don't tolerate anything disrespectful or any form of bad behaviour.

Spoiler

 

[montpelier]

knowledge, 'umbleness, Kop 6mnths + (better, if it was a while back)

you're in,

 

[SteveJ]

 

[dwd]

Holding out for a Hendo...

The return of Henderson will be massive for the boss imo. The emergence of a hero with a catchy name or prolific relationship with the fans is almost just as important for the noise around the place.

 

[Ronnie O'Sullivan]

http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=323771.0

Rawk pledging all amounts of money that Liverpool will win the premier league this year.

 

[Aussie_Red_Devil]

http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=323771.0

Rawk pledging all amounts of money that Liverpool will win the premier league this year.

Love the first response "you've jinxed us now"
Yes that thread is the reason you won't win the league this season. Not the fact that the squad is shit.

 

[ryan_forlan]

I don't understand, how even a few fans of Liverpool can be so sure about the tittle winning chances of a
-a team that is 9 points and 9 places off the top of the table
-a team which has not won the league in 25 years
-a team who has only been in the title race twice in the last 10 years

 

[Ramshock]

dafuq?

 

[RetroStu]

Just for the giggles, some Andy@Allerton posts from today -

Manchester United THE best team in the history of football!

Less than a minute and they're AWESOME already!

They should call him Memphis Didnasee

His vision as as great as an owl wearing a bandana, a floppy hat, dark sunglasses and a blindfold covered in custard.

De Gea with a magnificent pass - 70 yards and picked out a small child wearing a hat in the 7th row.

Marvellous.

The most impressive thing about Manchester United is their sheer ability to keep the ball on the floor* and keep the passing short**



* Assuming the floor is taken to be around 30 foot in the air

** Assuming that 'short' is wayward launches of over 40 feet

Manchester United passing. SMASH!! POW!! SMASH!! PPOOOWW!!! SMASH!! (Back to keeper) PPPPOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!! SMASH!! SMASH!!! SMASH!!

lol

Another hopeful punt into the area results in Memphis tapping in an easy finish. Poor defending.

BIGGEST CLUB ON EARTH!! Hammering the Mighty Watford 1-0

15 minutes gone. Terrible game. 1 shot on goal so far.

The ball has probably spent around 30 seconds on the floor. Hoofball from both sides.


Fan shouting "feckING HELL!!!" after another laughable Watford attack (Come across clearly on the mike)

You've got to hand it to Van Gaal.

This Manchester United side might be lacking in quality, good passing, vision, decent football and skill - but they do lump out these victories somehow.

Can't see Watford scoring here. Their forwards have the technical skill of a kebab that's been flushed down a toilet.

Manchester United timewasting after 24 minutes

Ashley Young has already had a little dive. Looking forward to his next one, I've got the scorecards ready.

Lovely dive there by Memphis. Young would be congratulating him on that bit of subterfuge.

Watford with an offside.

tumescent game. No football being played here. Although Manchester United are again winning, not sure their fans would be a big fan of this 'style' of football.

It's like watching two conference sides endlessly hoofing the ball up and down the pitch.

Laughable decision from the referee. Watford player hacked down in front of him and he doesn't give the freekick

Watford player wins the ball cleanly from Rojo and comes away with it.

Referee gives a ridiculous free kick to the Mancs.

Watford crowd understandably furious.

Mancs offside after another 80 yard atmosphere hugging howitzer launch

Watford come close after a mistake from De Gea.

Then they have a chance and ballooned over.

Manchester United players all surrounding the linesman. So much for the 'crowds around the officials' rule the FA brought in - not one player booked.

Lingard with a laughable dive. Ashley Young runs over and hugs him. The master has passed his skills on well.

Every decision going for Manchester United here.

De Gea hoofs it off the pitch again - done that a few times today. His passing boots are obviously in the wash.

WOW!!! The linesman AWARDS WATFORD A THROW IN!

It clearly came off the Manc and he gave it to them!!


Ah and redeems himself immediately - the Manchester United player kicks it off and is duly awarded the throw in. Ha ha.

Commentator "Look how quickly Manchester United got the ball back!! Good pressure"

Er.. After the Watford player aimlessly passed it to a Manc. Give your head a wobble lad.

Half time. My word, what a poor game.

Watford 0 - BIGGEST CLUB IN THE WORLD (TM) 1

And the ONE reply from a Rawkite -

Calm down Andy.

 

[DatIrishFella]

What an oddball.

 

[horsechoker]

Someone pissed on their cornflakes today?

 

[InfiniteBoredom]

Christ, that's an impressive meltdown

 

[Xaviesta]

https://www.facebook.com/ynfathehub/videos/vb.516588825044684/928611440509085/?type=2&theater

 

[Adisa]

My body is ready.

 

[DatIrishFella]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! They're RAGING over there, RAGING. "The worst United team in 20 years" are top of the league.

 

[clarkydaz]

referees in fergies pocket

 

[Earthquake]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! They're RAGING over there, RAGING. "The worst United team in 20 years" are top of the league.

It's amazing, every single year we're the worst team they've ever seen. An incredibly steady decline for a team that's only finished outside the top 3 twice in those two decades. Lucky to still be in league football, or have we only been ever so slightly worse than each preceding year?

 

[Hammerfell]

Yeah, because they finished fourth. They achieved their goal for the season.

I don't see what your point is here? Am I not allowed to begrudgingly praise Man United? Does every post about them have to be laced with bitter hatred?

He won't last long.

 

[Adisa]

RAWK
Dissident.

 

[clarkydaz]

It's amazing, every single year we're the worst team they've ever seen. An incredibly steady decline for a team that's only finished outside the top 3 twice in those two decades. Lucky to still be in league football, or have we only been ever so slightly worse than each preceding year?

whats interesting is last season was the worst united side in 20 years, and the season before that was the worst united side...So technically were worse than last season but top of the league

 

[Badunk]

Rawk - a great bunch of lads!

 

[Earthquake]

whats interesting is last season was the worst united side in 20 years, and the season before that was the worst united side...So technically were worse than last season but top of the league

Obviously the fix is in.

 

[Nogbadthebad]

Allerton's missus must have been banged by a united player. Its the only explanation for that kind of irrational hatred.

 

[Jippy]

Just for the giggles, some Andy@Allerton posts from today -

The 80 yard howitzer passes comment made me laugh tbf.

























And the ONE reply from a Rawkite -

 

[Ish]

FfS Andy. More comments on our match then most of our own

 

[VanGaalEra]

Allerton's missus must have been banged by a united player. Its the only explanation for that kind of irrational hatred.

Probably banged by our entire can add to create that much hatred and obsession.

 

[clarkydaz]

Allerton's missus must have been banged by a united player. Its the only explanation for that kind of irrational hatred.

 

[SteveJ]

What an oddball.

You should see his posts on RAWK's other boards; threads like:

Do they still make them Spangles things?
Had a barney with a traffic warden
Anyone else remember The Flumps?
Neighbour stole our kid's guinea pig
Things aren't anywhere near as good as when I was alive

 

[spontaneus1]

Things aren't anywhere near as good as when I was alive

 

[SteveJ]

I never understand why people on RAWK still have an agenda against Rafa

blimey

 

[SteveJ]

Ghanghi at Allerton on Ronaldo:

He's shit and at 30 he's the type of player that will decline spectacularly

 

[montpelier]

He's shit and at 30 he's the type of player that will decline spectacularly

sorry but A@A loses a lot of credibility with that one for me

if you're already shit, a spectacular decline is unlikely, surely?

where's Johnno disappeared to, anyway?

 

[Amethyst]

sorry but A@A loses a lot of credibility with that one for me

if you're already shit, a spectacular decline is unlikely, surely?

Stop being so logical.

 

[Tarrou]

sorry but A@A loses a lot of credibility with that one for me

if you're already shit, a spectacular decline is unlikely, surely?

where's Johnno disappeared to, anyway?

One has to have credibility before one can lose it