You have to admire their optimism.
RAWK Goes into Meltdown 2014/2015 - The "We go again" Edition
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You have to admire their optimism.
This still doesn't make any sense.
Aren't Liverpool on about their 25th series of this?
They do realise that ballotelli, Allen and sturridge is three players, and the opposition (Real Madrid) will have eleven players (comprising Ronaldo, bale, benzema, James,kroos, modric, etc)
I guess they literally mean Madrid won't know what hit them in the same way a juggernaught has no knowledge a fly hit it's windscreen, they just will plough through regardless!!
My take, and I could be wrong
Universally popular tv show with some of the best acting talent. Premise is that del and family are down on their luck, find a gem (through Rodders) which makes then millionaires and live happily ever after
Therefore....
Universally popular football club with some of the best footballing talent talent. Premise is that LVG and family are down on their luck, find a gem (di maria) which makes then champions and live happily ever after.
Can't see any other meaning!!
Police hunt PL trophy thief. Suspect resembles former England captain.
He's not really there.
Figured that out. After much intense scrutiny and sanity questioning.
Referee was shit?
I didn't even notice anything that ref did wrong, clutching at straws great to see
They didn't get a penalty, ergo the ref was shocking.
Not RAWK (The Guardian match report) but thought it was nicely deluded. On Balotelli:
Hasn't he only scored once?
Yup.
Oh but he got two penalties against Middlesbrough in the shootout. 16m well spent.
I think he's counting the two penalties he took in the shootout of the Capital One Cup. Seriously.
Seems on RAWK half of them are beginning to turn on Balotelli.
Surprised it has taken this long.
But i found himHe's not really there.
I've noticed they call their players by shortened names now because the site autocorrects to the full name.
So it's Danny instead of Daniel Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- Traveller- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft Sturridge.
So it's Danny instead of Daniel Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- Traveller- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft Sturridge.
You'd be forgiven for thinking they are waiting for Thierry Henry and Xavi to return to the first team. Madrid won't know what hit them?
They're probably going to throw shit at them like at Old Trafford.
<pessimistic non-meltdown content>
0-1 suits them too well for my liking, I still fancy them to spawn their way out of the group
level pts with Basle and they'll get through on the head-to-head with an hysterical 2-0 Anfield glory night penalties special as Stevie rolls back the years.....
anything they get off Madrid is a bonus, it won't matter (in the likeliest scenario) if they get slaughtered twice by Real
even the order of games suits them, then they'll go on and win it probably
<wanders off to kill self>
0-1 suits them too well for my liking, I still fancy them to spawn their way out of the group
level pts with Basle and they'll get through on the head-to-head with an hysterical 2-0 Anfield glory night penalties special as Stevie rolls back the years.....
anything they get off Madrid is a bonus, it won't matter (in the likeliest scenario) if they get slaughtered twice by Real
even the order of games suits them, then they'll go on and win it probably
<wanders off to kill self>
Meanwhile on Steven George Gerrard
It's only a matter of time before he slips down the pecking order.
I think Liverpool will draw with Ludogorets in the away fixture.
1. Real - 18
2. Basel - 9
3. Liverpool - 7
4. Ludogorets - 1
Litterally
Yeah I think that was the joke Colin.
Yes of course, I slipped up there.
He fell over the other day in a match as well.
On a high?!
Revan is my guess.
Balotelli's now Heskey & Markovic is Bebe to a few of 'em on there now.
Tell me this is a RAWK quote and not your own opinion!
I know genius innit
all those penalties didn't take themselves you know... there's the inspiring speeches, the kindling of those broken dreams, and fighting bravely through all the adversity to be shit at the World Cup, all done with massively swollen testicles too
Very good.
But i found him
On a high??
Who was it? Come on, I know it was one of you.
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Re: Welcome back to the Champions League Liverpool!!
« Reply #2243 on: Today at 10:34:51 AM »
As strange as it may sound I think we will get 3 points from the 2 games v Madrid. The possibility of being able to get at them, especially Alves. Hopefully we will catch him pushed high upfield, or beat him with sterling. Marcelino at LB will be a different proposition though, but again we could catch him out upfield. Should have Sturridge back for these games too.
Quote from: Mamadou on May 19, 2014, 12:38:47 AM
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feck off you cretinous odious shit...You're a dick. Quote me on it
That guy clearly knows his Spanish football teams.
Most knowledgable fans in the world don't you know.
http://www1.skysports.com/football/...-thompson-says-underdog-tag-will-benefit-reds
Phil Thompson believes Liverpool will beat Real Madrid. Thommo not surprising anybody there.
Phil Thompson believes Liverpool will beat Real Madrid. Thommo not surprising anybody there.
They'll have a decent chance if they can contain Messi.
TBF I wouldn't be entirely surprised if they got something from the Madrid games.
Against the better teams they've always been game raising cnuts.
Against the better teams they've always been game raising cnuts.