Found him!
RAWK Goes into Meltdown 2014/2015 - The "We go again" Edition
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Found him!
Seems they offloaded their worst players to the scouse.
Time flies.
17 to 18 to 19
FFSHave a beer and read the reviews
5.0 out of 5 stars The Liverpool Football Club experience encapsulated in literary form.
"Football? Bloody hell!", as Bill Shankly once said.
By the final chapter of this book I was kneeling on the floor of my living room, floods of tears pattering onto my replica kit, wailing like a hysterical gibbon. My dogs, Rushie and Aldo, wailed in solidarity with me. They understood; my wife didn't. I felled her with a right hook.
cracks me up everytimereally belongs in this thread...
Have a beer and read the reviews
http://www.amazon.co.uk/They-Dared-Dream-Rodgers-Liverpool-ebook/dp/B00LEG66SE/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1411239148&sr=8-1&keywords=liverpool they dared to dream
5.0 out of 5 stars The Liverpool Football Club experience encapsulated in literary form.
"Football? Bloody hell!", as Bill Shankly once said.
By the final chapter of this book I was kneeling on the floor of my living room, floods of tears pattering onto my replica kit, wailing like a hysterical gibbon. My dogs, Rushie and Aldo, wailed in solidarity with me. They understood; my wife didn't. I felled her with a right hook.
We go again...Brenny and the warriors
I can remember it like it was yesterday. There had been a tremendous build up in the weeks before. Brenny and Stevie G had decided it would be a good idea for the warriors to arrive for the last home games in a team bus. They were receiving a tremendous reception at each triumphal procession, all the followers in full kit with their scarves and Norwegian flags (five times, five times) welcoming them. The premier league winners 13/14 T- shirts were even outselling the `five times' ones. I knew all this because I had been following it on sky sports with Carra and Tommo.
There is a bitter and his missus who live in the flat next to Mums. He has been very quiet the last few weeks, but giving me a strange looking smile when I see him. Of course every other weekend he is at the match with the other bitters, so leaving me in peace enjoying sky sports every weekend. Sometimes I try to listen to him and his missus through the wall, but have to be careful in case Mum catches me.
Anyway, the big weekend arrived. I had been looking forward to it all week, could not sleep. Had to make sure I did all the jobs Mum asked me to do, so she would wash my full kit and scarf ready for the big game. Some of my online friends say at forty years of age I should have my own place, but Mum only asks for a tenner of my incapacity benefit each week to cover everything.
The big day finally arrived. Was up early as I could not sleep. Managed to listen in to next door, good job I hadn't put my shorts on but will need to hide my pyjama bottoms from Mum.
Put sky sports on for the build-up. Just after lunch I put my full kit on, even shin pads and boots. Both scarves ready, kissed the badge five times. On sky sports there was Carra, Tommo, Lawro, Hanno. They then kept showing interviews with Brenny and Stevie G, who had come up with another great idea. They said that the warriors were going to do it for the '96 in the sky'. I turned over when they showed Morrinio.
At last, the warriors emerged from the tunnel. Not sure why, but I always get a strange sensation in my shorts. Spoke to Mum about it, but she just said I would grow out of it. The Sky cameras then zoomed in on some of the old warriors in the crowd. I spotted King Kenny, Rushie, Aldo, Barnso, Hanno, Lawro. Mr Henry was also there to watch his EPL British soccer franchise.
The game kicked off, and Chelski were not interested. We were murdering them (don't mention Heysel), but could not score. Stevie G was brilliant; he had given a rousing speech at the last game, telling everyone that this does not slip now. Some time in the second half, I am sure someone fouled Stevie G, and he slipped up, with Ba getting the ball and scoring. Stevie G must have been fouled as it is never his fault, but sky would not show the proper replay to prove it. Anyway, I felt sure Brenny would sort things out. I could not believe it when they scored again, clearly offside. Everyone is against us; we have not even had a penalty for at least three games.
I screamed and banged my head against the wall. Mum shouted up to me to stop it, saying it always seems to end like this every year. She is wrong because she usually threatens to not buy me the new full kit for Christmas when I scream and cry, and this season it is much later!
Anyway, I kissed my badge again five times and wiped away the tears. Brenny came on to be interviewed by sky. He said we have to believe, and will put ten past Palace next game.
We were 3-0 up and heading for 10, I had messed the front of my shorts again without realising it. Mum will kill me. The next thing, it was 3-3. Louis and Stevie G were crying, Brennies bottom lip was going. I am sure I heard laughing from the bitter next door.
Anyway, next year will be our year. As long as the refs are fair with us, they only gave us 14 penalties last season.
Five times, five times.
`Full Kit' Juan Kerr
If you can't blame the players, manager or the tactics, blame the international team manager.
Have a beer and read the reviews
http://www.amazon.co.uk/They-Dared-Dream-Rodgers-Liverpool-ebook/dp/B00LEG66SE/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1411239148&sr=8-1&keywords=liverpool they dared to dream
5.0 out of 5 stars The Liverpool Football Club experience encapsulated in literary form.
"Football? Bloody hell!", as Bill Shankly once said.
By the final chapter of this book I was kneeling on the floor of my living room, floods of tears pattering onto my replica kit, wailing like a hysterical gibbon. My dogs, Rushie and Aldo, wailed in solidarity with me. They understood; my wife didn't. I felled her with a right hook.
fecking hell, nearly split my beer.
Remember when they were lecturing us, saying we're finished as a team, we'll do a Leeds, we couldn't attract any players anymore and they were back on their perch and going to win the league again?
Good times.
Good times.
They have scenario for every situation. Now they're gonna sit there and accuse United of trying to buy success.
Stop press.
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Has Tomkins released a book on the first five games yet?
I adore how they try to be so epic on every single post on RAWK. That website, yes THAT website, the website that Shankly built, yes the one HE built, is a source of such amusement. Long may it continue.
If someone could photoshop this to be Brendan/Stevie's face with We Go Again/some other awful Liverpool slogan as the wording it'd make my day.
we.are.not.as.worried.as.you.might.thi
I still like Brendhemian Rhapsody as a high point of last season but this one is shaping up to be even more entertaining.
I still like Brendhemian Rhapsody as a high point of last season but this one is shaping up to be even more entertaining.
They have been saying that since the transfer window shut even though we only spent about £30mil more than them on new players.
haha pot noodle.
Forgive me, but who is this guy with the pot noodle cup on his head and why is this so funny? It strikes all of you as hilarious it seems, please explain.
If their defense is so shite, why not move Gerrard back into it, like where Rodgers said he would end up 
'Av a look will ya.
Silly scouse man with silly scouse noodle hair.
Best thing I've see all day, other than 3-1 for the mighty Hammers (lol).
Rawkite
Hope to hear back, Brendan.
Hi Tony, i know you performed a mini miracle in keeping Palace up last year and was even voted PL manager of the season and i am sure you have a lot of good offers on the table from a couple of Prem clubs but how would you like to be my defensive coach at Liverpool. Just the defence though, you can't touch anything to do with the attacking because of your 'dinosaur' aproach isn't up to my total football hipster ways.
Hope to hear back, Brendan.
A fair few turning on Brendan...
'For how long can we continue to excuse his poor squad selections and inability to coach defending because we came second last season?'
'Its excuse making and poor to be honest, weve spent over 100 million and look distinctly worse than before we spent 100 million... we certainly could have brought better than Lambert, Balotelli and Origi and dont anyone tell me we couldn't, and even if we couldnt improve the attack why not use that money and actually improve the weakest part of our team from last season..THE DEFENCE that shipped over 50 league goals, how can we spend over 40 million and defend worse than we were before!!!... someone needs to take responsibility...
the more i look at whats going on the more i think he simply took advantage of a set of circumstances that fell into his lap and made the most of them ie having basically the premier leagues Ronaldo/Messi fit and firing every week, no champions league football to tire the team out, barely any cup distractions domestically, very few injuries to key players, rivals going to shit (United) or in their first season under new management (City/Chelsea/Everton), we were great last season but how much of that was actually down to Brendan... maybe not as much as wed thought'.
'Seriously shut up with these silly excuses we bought so many players , players need some time time to bed in , Southampton bought so many as well yet they are nowhere shite like us .
Reaching top 4 this year will be a big task , BR should be worried about his job if we fail to reach top 4 ...I don't blame sterling if he wanted to move if we can't make it to CL , I don't blame him he deserve to play with likes of fabregas and Costa and silva and yaya , not Lucas and borini'
'It's been coming in all honesty and will likely get worse, BR is being tested now and needs to show he has the ability to sort this mess. He has spent huge amounts of money and we still look short in 3 or 4 areas of the team'.
So, just the attack, defence, midfield and the goalkeeper and/or manager then?
'For how long can we continue to excuse his poor squad selections and inability to coach defending because we came second last season?'
'Its excuse making and poor to be honest, weve spent over 100 million and look distinctly worse than before we spent 100 million... we certainly could have brought better than Lambert, Balotelli and Origi and dont anyone tell me we couldn't, and even if we couldnt improve the attack why not use that money and actually improve the weakest part of our team from last season..THE DEFENCE that shipped over 50 league goals, how can we spend over 40 million and defend worse than we were before!!!... someone needs to take responsibility...
the more i look at whats going on the more i think he simply took advantage of a set of circumstances that fell into his lap and made the most of them ie having basically the premier leagues Ronaldo/Messi fit and firing every week, no champions league football to tire the team out, barely any cup distractions domestically, very few injuries to key players, rivals going to shit (United) or in their first season under new management (City/Chelsea/Everton), we were great last season but how much of that was actually down to Brendan... maybe not as much as wed thought'.
'Seriously shut up with these silly excuses we bought so many players , players need some time time to bed in , Southampton bought so many as well yet they are nowhere shite like us .
Reaching top 4 this year will be a big task , BR should be worried about his job if we fail to reach top 4 ...I don't blame sterling if he wanted to move if we can't make it to CL , I don't blame him he deserve to play with likes of fabregas and Costa and silva and yaya , not Lucas and borini'
'It's been coming in all honesty and will likely get worse, BR is being tested now and needs to show he has the ability to sort this mess. He has spent huge amounts of money and we still look short in 3 or 4 areas of the team'.
So, just the attack, defence, midfield and the goalkeeper and/or manager then?
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I knew that guy would be mocked on here.. the cameraman was on a wind up, His prolonged shot just added to the embarrassment and made me think "quick switch cam, that'll end up on the caf!" stupid hair though, has to be a wig, too youthful looking for that face.
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