RAWK Goes into Meltdown 2014/2015 - The "We go again" Edition

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I can't get to sleep because I am so angry about Mighty Red.

It's like having a magnificent orchestra playing the finest symphony ever composed, but then having a dancing monkey playing a solo on the kazoo.

When we're trying to make the place a cauldron, say Real Madrid at home in October, trying to scare the shit out of them with roaring and singing as they step out onto the pitch, wanting them to hate it from start to finish and be afraid, it's going to ruin the intimidation factor a bit if that fat-headed smiling tit is jumping from leg to leg in the middle of the pitch.

They don't feel the need to add a penguin on a unicycle to 'Macbeth', do they?

Mighty Red can get to feck.
 

Each one of them in that pic is hilarious in their own way. Just today noticed one on left, top side of image with his tongue out. As soon as goal goes in, he turns around and leaves. As if he was just waiting for a trigger...
 
The other red thing is Dinomite, 1 of 3 Dinosesaurs from Red Nose Comic Relief of 2013. You'd need Triceytops & T-Spex for the full set.

I reckon Mighty Red could have 'em though.
 
Typical RAWK logic.

Make a poll about best team of PL era and try to convince yourself that team which won 13 of 22 do not deserve to be there.
 
The Anfield Wrap on the insidious & growing threat of Mighty Red:

United are best summed up by their most famous players. George Best, Eric Cantona, David Beckham, Cristiano Ronaldo. All wonderfully talented no doubt, but they’d eat themselves if they could, just like the fellas you see at Old Trafford, arms aloft at the away end with their 90′s coats and daft sideburns.

Liverpool’s most famous players are the opposite. Unassuming men off the pitch who if you met you could never guess their talent. Kenny Dalglish, Steven Gerrard, Robbie Fowler, Ian Rush, all fellas who would rather talk up their team mates than themselves. All lads who still live in the area and you can imagine going for a pint with, and in some cases do. All lads who would rather die than be seen as flash or above their stations...I’d volley Mighty Red in the shins if he tried to get in the way of me and my heroes.

MIGHTY RED – WHY HE’S NOT FOR US:

http://www.theanfieldwrap.com/2014/09/mighty-red-hes-us/#.VBKjI409T1I.facebook
 
The Anfield Wrap on the insidious & growing threat of Mighty Red:



MIGHTY RED – WHY HE’S NOT FOR US:

http://www.theanfieldwrap.com/2014/09/mighty-red-hes-us/#.VBKjI409T1I.facebook

Comparing George Best and David Beckham, two genuine nice guys of the game past and present both with bundles of personality, to Kenny Dalgliesh and Steven Gerarrd, two of the dullest, dourness people in sport - in a post about how Liverpool players are superior to ours. Absolute logic.
 
The Anfield Wrap on the insidious & growing threat of Mighty Red:



MIGHTY RED – WHY HE’S NOT FOR US:

http://www.theanfieldwrap.com/2014/09/mighty-red-hes-us/#.VBKjI409T1I.facebook

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spice_Boys_(footballers)

Yes, they weren't at all interest in fame, just concentrativing on their performances on ther pitch.

Modestly polishing their 0 league winners medals and regailing the locals in the pub with their stories of how they accomplished the sun total of feck all during their time at Anfield.

Stevie me punched a DJ in a do you know who I am shit storm, what the feck are they on?
 
Comparing George Best and David Beckham, two genuine nice guys of the game past and present both with bundles of personality, to Kenny Dalgliesh and Steven Gerarrd, two of the dullest, dourness people in sport - in a post about how Liverpool players are superior to ours. Absolute logic.

David Beckham...bundles of personality? Nope. Not that I disagree with your overall point.
 
So, Mighty Red turned King Kenny into Ken Kardashian; is there no end to his evil influence?!?
 
They could give Mighty the vacant number 7 shirt - just for a joke, it'd be a cracking raise of profile for the loveable fish/bird/Brenton hybrid
 
What exactly don't they like about might red? It's a mascot. It's supposed to be cheesy and a bit poo.
 
What exactly don't they like about might red? It's a mascot. It's supposed to be cheesy and a bit poo.

how long have you got?

Anfield traditions are rooted in unique humbleness & traditions (insert your own hyperbolic olde cobblers for the full picture), American, on the pitch, commercial, disrespects the mythical liver bird, Shankly wouldn't like it, we are different etc etc, Club are introducing him to matchday involvement by stealth after saying he wouldn't be on the pitch

resembles Brendon - unstated

may interfere in future minutes of silences like Gunnersaurus did at Emirates once