Sterling is a bit of a tool. There were a lot of rumours that we were going to buy him about 4/5 years ago because he wanted to come back to London.
I'd stay put if I was him, he's getting a good dd
Yup, I wouldn't leave a double D for London.
Sterling is a bit of a tool. There were a lot of rumours that we were going to buy him about 4/5 years ago because he wanted to come back to London.
I'd stay put if I was him, he's getting a good dd
Depends if it's liverpoodlian dd.Yup, I wouldn't leave a double D for London.
The poor guy who designed the shirt.Depends if it's liverpoodlian dd.
seems now all he has about him is a pit of pace, and not much else anywayThe overall consensus there seems to be that Sterling is 'bang' average, but is still worth 30-40 million.
Is it because it made you realise you know the sum total of feck-all about football?
Was that award Brendan's idea?
Was that award Brendan's idea?
Was that award Brendan's idea?
First time the players have turned up all year
I hope 90% of them are awarded 3 months in prison
Dejan Lovren. Best supporting actor in a comedy role
Reminds me of the German Military Awards in June 1945
We're not a football club, we're a fecking musical
Let me know when Best Poem comes up - I'll put it back on.
I bet most people watching this are doing what they did when watching Doctor Who as kids - watching from behind the sofa.
Collective award for the whole squad - The Golden Shower
TLW on the Liverpool Player Awards:
“For me, the word I would describe him with is ‘Liverpool’,” said Rodgers of the man about to relocate to Los Angeles.
I was worried that these threads would die after Liverpool's surprising 2013/14 season, but damn they've really tried hard to give us some comedy gold this season
The season's surpassed my hopes and expectations I have to admit. It began way back with the Suarez bite, standard RAWK player denial, defence and the sale only to be replaced by Balotelli as a panic buy. Falling behind in the league early on and struggling to beat a pub team in the Champions League followed by them getting battered by Ronaldo and Madrid. The 3-0 loss at Old Trafford and then the news that Stevie Me was leaving at the end of the season. A lull before a second loss to us at Anfield including that stamp, an end to the dream of silverware in the FA Cup by Tim Sherwood and Gerrard's testimonial spoilt by Fergie's last buy. And now the news that Sterling wants out and has been booed at the award show. Epic stuff.
Am I the only one that thinks £40-£50 million could be more useful to them than keeping Sterling.
THIS is what they should be writing books aboutThe season's surpassed my hopes and expectations I have to admit. It began way back with the Suarez bite, standard RAWK player denial, defence and the sale only to be replaced by Balotelli as a panic buy. Falling behind in the league early on and struggling to beat a pub team in the Champions League followed by them getting battered by Ronaldo and Madrid. The 3-0 loss at Old Trafford and then the news that Stevie Me was leaving at the end of the season. A lull before a second loss to us at Anfield including that stamp, an end to the dream of silverware in the FA Cup by Tim Sherwood and Gerrard's testimonial spoilt by Fergie's last buy. And now the news that Sterling wants out and has been booed at the award show. Epic stuff.
STERLING SLIDES
As we all know, Liverpool Football Club is special. Different. Classy. Unique. Special. Unique. Classy. Unique. Iconic. Unique. Special. Unique. Clubby. Clubbish. Clubesque. Special. Unique. Increasingly irrelevant. Over the hill. Past-it. Yesterday’s news. Special. Unique. Iconic. Unique. Special. Special. Special. Unique. Liverpool Football Club are special. And unique. And special. And classy. They’re special and specially unique and uniquely specially and specially special and uniquely classy and they have a different way of doing things, you wouldn’t understand, you just wouldn’t, because you’re not special, or classy, or unique, you’re not Liverpool Football Club, and you wouldn’t understand, so don’t even bother, just accept it, they’re the best football team in the tra-la-la-la land.
Liverpool Football Club’s specialness and uniqueness and classiness naturally places them in a position to pat lesser clubs on the head and let them know of their place in the food chain. Clubs, say, like Southampton, who were browbeaten into selling Adam Lallana and Dejan Lovren to mighty Liverpool last summer. “They have a choice as a club,” Liverpool’s head guru, Brendan Rodgers, roared last August. “They don’t have to sell. You have a choice. Maybe Southampton’s objectives have changed. They were looking to be a [Big Cup] club, I believe. They obviously wanted to change. There might be one or two others who leave. It’s just the way it works.” It’s. Just. The. Way. It. Works.
Words to live by. Poetry in motion that comes to mind now that Raheem Sterling is busy letting Liverpool know that the way it works is that he would like to leave in the summer, maybe join a bigger club, play for a team who actually have a chance of winning something in the near future, that there’s only so many times he can hear about the Miraculous Miracle of Istanbul before he’s forced to go all Van Gogh on his ears.
Treason! Naturally Sterling’s desire to play for a good team has been met with fury and The Fiver assumes he has spent the day locked in Melwood’s Re-education Chamber, a crack team of Phil Thompson, John Bishop and John Aldridge taking it in turns to hammer home the uniqueness and specialness and classiness of Liverpool Football Club, making sure Sterling knows that he will forever walk alone if he joins Manchester City, a terrifying prospect indeed. It’s just the way it works
Was that award Brendans idea?
Not correct mate.
Just checking on the club's honours record (onhttp://www.liverpoolfc.com/history/honours) Just take a look at these stats up to 1990 - not quite 25 years ago.
1975-76, 1976-77, 1978-79, 1979-80, 1981-82, 1982-83, 1983-84, 1985-86, 1987-88, 1989-90
In the 15 years span above Liverpool were champions for 10 of those 15 seasons - a 66% success rate over that time frame. - incredible stats - and I'm a Manc!
So while I understand your point, in the midst of frustration, I think it's priority No 1 important not to allow yourself to get carried away. It is not close to 30-odd years trophyless. .
But 1990 is exactly 25 years ago
Was that award Brendans idea?
But 1990 is exactly 25 years ago
.. But remember, first and foremost.. he's a great human being.It would have been amazing if the projector failed halfway through the Liverpool awards show with Brendan still on stage. Just imagine some audiovisual technician having to run on stage to try and sort the problem out, and Brendan talking about what a great technician he is.
They asked for signings, John Henry heard it as sign Ings.
That is brilliant, although also a sad reminder not to get ournickers in a twist about De Gea.Article from the guardian yesterday, sums up Liverpool perfectly. Not quite RAWK but that's who it's aimed at.
Enjoy
..and I am a Croat.If he's a Manc I'm an Indian.