That's him. Triple X Aspas.
RAWK Goes into Meltdown 2014/2015 - The "We go again" Edition
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Not even close, I've had an account there since July 2011. Very few posts, I set it up so I could just jump to new posts in a thread.
I have 573 posts, though.
Ass-Pass as I like to call him.
Relax. Only about 20% of the stuff here is RAWK meltdown stuff. The rest is a mad mix of Liverpool squad talk, Laugh at Liverpool or laugh at Liverpool players turned pundits.
I've heard about that.
I really hope one day we have a thread where only the mods post the best of all the RAWK threads. The gif where everything happened, their fictional CL win where Neville missed the last penalty, Fergie died and Shankly appeared to congratulate Rafa, the lost argument to a made up character, the crap they said about Suarez. All the reasons to laugh at Liverpool in one glorious thread.
The funniest thing about rawk are the mods, it must be integral to the job description to tell their own to "feck off" every 10 posts or so. If Adolf was starting up he'd be recruiting these herberts.
Always thought he was a bit of a wanker.
Have they written any poems recently?
Was reading a RAWKite comment that it's not all bad as only Liverpool and Chelsea are still in all four cups....
Bit disingenuous really given they are most unlikely to win the champions league or premier league this season and the FA cup hasn't started for premier league teams!!!
Basically they are in the carling cup still.... Didn't help KKK much mind
Bit disingenuous really given they are most unlikely to win the champions league or premier league this season and the FA cup hasn't started for premier league teams!!!
Basically they are in the carling cup still.... Didn't help KKK much mind
There was that "Golden Sky" thing where the author somehow tried to make out that their defence was alright or something. "God-king Brendan" was mentioned a fair few times.
Love their Scousenomics.
All those poor idiots need to do is inventing a time-machine.
Bruce Grobbelaar also had a pop at current Liverpool number one Simon Mignolet.
"I've likened Mignolet to worse than Dracula because at least Dracula comes out of his coffin now and then," he says. "He seems to stay on his line and that's it. That whole area, not just the six-yard area, is the goalkeeper's."
Also, like Dracula, Mignolet is scared of crosses.
Taxi for ZDwyr....
If they won't provide the poetry, maybe we need to.
God-king Brendan last looked out
on the slip of Steven
when they passed the ball about
and the scores were even
Gerrard slipped and Ba stole in
life is sometimes cru-el
his last chance to win the prem
what a fecking too-oo-l
God-king Brendan last looked out
on the slip of Steven
when they passed the ball about
and the scores were even
Gerrard slipped and Ba stole in
life is sometimes cru-el
his last chance to win the prem
what a fecking too-oo-l
Touché
I didn't know you were a Liverpool fan.
They'll have a "bring me the head of Craig Burley" thread pretty soon after on ESPN FC he said that a lot of ex Liverpool players live in the past. Just stating the fecking obvious though.
I want to know why Jesús Joaquín Fernández Sáez de la Torre is the only player that still has his own player thread**. It's bang out of order.
(**mainly discussing Sakho v Lovren)
(**mainly discussing Sakho v Lovren)
Y.N.W.A. got new meaning.
How this and similar poetry comes from the same country as Oscar Wilde and Shakespeare is beyond me! I'm sure Brenton could do one helluva To do or not to do rendition though.
To win or not to win
That is the Liverpool way
Whether it is nobler to win or to lose,
Or to simply slip and let Djemba Ba score,
And by opposing, end them?
To delude; to win?
No more!
@marukomu 's was better.
RAWKite:
"This has been one of the worst Liverpool sides ive ever seen, theres nothing there no passion no fight, absolutley shocking."
1 man team?
"This has been one of the worst Liverpool sides ive ever seen, theres nothing there no passion no fight, absolutley shocking."
1 man team?
Relax. Only about 20% of the stuff here is RAWK meltdown stuff. The rest is a mad mix of Liverpool squad talk, Laugh at Liverpool or laugh at Liverpool players turned pundits.
I've heard about that.
I really hope one day we have a thread where only the mods post the best of all the RAWK threads. The gif where everything happened, their fictional CL win where Neville missed the last penalty, Fergie died and Shankly appeared to congratulate Rafa, the lost argument to a made up character, the crap they said about Suarez. All the reasons to laugh at Liverpool in one glorious thread.
I kind of like the signings the dippers make, all of them world class....
They put me to sleep.
You shouldn't underestimate it!
from Ian Rush bio on LFC official web-site said:
Not sure if these were posted already. 20 of Brentons finest quotes
1. ”It was a perfect away performance, apart from the first 10 minutes.”
2. “I’ve always said that you can live without water for many days, but you can’t live for a second without hope.”
3. On Luis Suarez: “He is a real warrior of spirit.”
4. “My biggest mentor is myself because I’ve had to study, so that’s been my biggest influence.”
5. “I am not a power freak.”
6. “I started coaching for one reason and that was to make a difference for people, not just as footballers but as human beings.”
7. “When we have the football, everybody’s a player.”
8. “You train dogs, I like to educate players.”
9. ‘I think there’s three players who will let us down this year — the cause, the fight, everything – and I have written them down already in these three envelopes. Make sure you are not in one of the envelopes.”
10.”I use a quote with the players,“Per aspera ad astra”, which is Latin for ‘through adversity to the stars’.”
11. “When you’ve got the ball 65-70% of the time, it’s a football death for the other team. We’re not at that stage yet, but that’s what we will get to. It’s death by football. You just suck the life out of them.”
12. “Joe Allen is one of the most courageous players I’ve seen.
13. “I will leave no stone unturned in my quest – and that quest will be relentless.”
14. “I always say a squad is like a good meal – I’m not a great cook but a good meal takes a wee bit of time, but also to offer a good meal you need good ingredients.”
15. “All I’ll ever do is all I’ve ever done in any job, and that’s promise to fight for my life for the people of the city.”
16. On the ‘Being: Liverpool’ documentary: “It was something I didn’t watch, and thankfully it’s over.”
17. “I’ve always worked along the statistic, that if you can dominate the game with the ball you have a 79% chance of winning a game of football.”
18. “I believe a young player will run through a barbed wire fence for you. An older player looks for a hole in the fence.”
19. “The problem with being a manager is it’s like trying to build an aircraft while it is flying.”
20. “We play with 11 men, other teams play with 10 men and a goalkeeper.”
1. ”It was a perfect away performance, apart from the first 10 minutes.”
2. “I’ve always said that you can live without water for many days, but you can’t live for a second without hope.”
3. On Luis Suarez: “He is a real warrior of spirit.”
4. “My biggest mentor is myself because I’ve had to study, so that’s been my biggest influence.”
5. “I am not a power freak.”
6. “I started coaching for one reason and that was to make a difference for people, not just as footballers but as human beings.”
7. “When we have the football, everybody’s a player.”
8. “You train dogs, I like to educate players.”
9. ‘I think there’s three players who will let us down this year — the cause, the fight, everything – and I have written them down already in these three envelopes. Make sure you are not in one of the envelopes.”
10.”I use a quote with the players,“Per aspera ad astra”, which is Latin for ‘through adversity to the stars’.”
11. “When you’ve got the ball 65-70% of the time, it’s a football death for the other team. We’re not at that stage yet, but that’s what we will get to. It’s death by football. You just suck the life out of them.”
12. “Joe Allen is one of the most courageous players I’ve seen.
13. “I will leave no stone unturned in my quest – and that quest will be relentless.”
14. “I always say a squad is like a good meal – I’m not a great cook but a good meal takes a wee bit of time, but also to offer a good meal you need good ingredients.”
15. “All I’ll ever do is all I’ve ever done in any job, and that’s promise to fight for my life for the people of the city.”
16. On the ‘Being: Liverpool’ documentary: “It was something I didn’t watch, and thankfully it’s over.”
17. “I’ve always worked along the statistic, that if you can dominate the game with the ball you have a 79% chance of winning a game of football.”
18. “I believe a young player will run through a barbed wire fence for you. An older player looks for a hole in the fence.”
19. “The problem with being a manager is it’s like trying to build an aircraft while it is flying.”
20. “We play with 11 men, other teams play with 10 men and a goalkeeper.”
Perhaps he should start playing with a goalkeeper.
What happened with the envelopes anyway? Was there ever a grand opening?
Endlessly, but it never gets old!
The second one kills me every time. Its the kind of thing I'd say if I were trying to do a Brenton piss take.