RAWK Goes into Meltdown 2014/2015 - The "We go again" Edition

[Parry Gallister]

Re: What does our club stand for?
« Reply #39 on: Yesterday at 08:32:52 PM »

'Liverpool FC is about spirit, comraderie, resilience, loyalty, nostalgia, honesty and above all, attractive & successful football. It is the antidote to tinny out of town stadia, prawn sandwiches, sad men in mascot costumes, silent spectators and sack 'em and stack 'em managerial merry go rounds'.

Spoiler: Hi

 

[XdanielredX]

Yep

Bet he feels a right knobend now.

 

[LeftyBlaster]

Don't know how to post this, I'm not on twitter and saw this on Facebook, thought it would be an amusing addition to this thread.
https://m.facebook.com/redarmyfanzi...43496.161536583913648/765117363555564/?type=1

moron

 

[markorm]

Surely that's not the first time Benitez has had a spanking from young boys?!

(I'll get my coat.)

 

[RuuDCanRun]

If we could combine Rafa's defending knowledge with Brendans attacking tactics we would win the league for many years.

Another Liverpool Joint Managers?

Still the most absurd thing I've seen from them

 

[Truedevil]

Another Liverpool Joint Managers?

Still the most absurd thing I've seen from them

Wait, what?

 

[dcrompton]

Re: What does our club stand for?
« Reply #39 on: Yesterday at 08:32:52 PM »

'Liverpool FC is about spirit, comraderie, resilience, loyalty, nostalgia, honesty and above all, attractive & successful football. It is the antidote to tinny out of town stadia, prawn sandwiches, sad men in mascot costumes, silent spectators and sack 'em and stack 'em managerial merry go rounds'.

Yeah, stupid small teams with their stadiums made out of tin

 

[Trizy]

If we could combine Rafa's defending knowledge with Brendans attacking tactics we would win the league for many years.

Even Fergie out of retirement, Pep and Mourinho couldn't win with that squad!

 

[penalty snot]

Another Liverpool Joint Managers?

Still the most absurd thing I've seen from them

Wait, what?

The guy on the right is Gerard Houillier. He was joint manager with Roy Evans.

He was relatively successful (6 trophies and a second place finish I believe), and it was largely the squad that he assembled that won the champions league in 2005.

Funny how amazing their fans are that they'd forget all about him yet write poetry about Rafa...

 

[NinjaZombie]

Another Liverpool Joint Managers?

Still the most absurd thing I've seen from them

I was about 11 when this happened, and it struck me as weird even then.

 

[The-Natural]

"If we could combine Rafa's defending knowledge with Brendans attacking tactics we would win the league for many years"

This. This is just classic fcking liverpool fan overreaching, deluded shite! Everything is always so exaggerated with them it's hilarious e.g. henchoz and hyypia although a good defensive pairing were immediately the 'best in europe' according to liverpool fans. Gerrard Mascherano and Alonso, albeit a good midfield 3 were again immediately the 'best in europe'. And this knobhead fan, not content with his silly little hybrid theory of Rodgers and Benitez immediately suggests that it would not only win them A league but instead dominate for many years. This Liverpool fans. This is why you are a bunch of twats. Your pathetic attempts to elevate your faded club with this grandiose statements.

 

[montpelier]

Just bog standard deranged - the bar is high at the moment

Personally, I would put greasy Ronaldo at the level of someone like Rodney Marsh

 

[montpelier]

No on same planet as Maradona, Pele, Garincha, Cruyft, Best, Dalglish, Messi et al.

 

[golden_blunder]

Just bog standard deranged - the bar is high at the moment

sure, why not? its well known that Rodney Marsh broke all scoring records at Real Madrid

 

[Ramshock]

Keep posting guys. I love all these comments.

are you a mod?

 

[golden_blunder]

Dalglish was the Teddy Sheringham of the 70's and 80's

 

[Ramshock]

Dalglish was the Teddy Sheringham of the 70's and 80's

Le Tissier surely?

 

[limerickcitykid]

I want Rafa to come back. I bet Liverpool fans don't even want him back as then they couldn't keep dreaming of him coming back and conquering the world.

 

[Hoof the ball]

Ahhh, who could forget the Rafalution!

 

[Verminator]

To be fair, Dalglish was a very good footballer. He finished behind Platini one year for the European footballer of the year.
Keegan won it twice (but he had to go to Germany to do it)
And Michael Owen won it with them. Yay!! But they don't like him anymore.

If Luis Suarez wins it at Barca, he will be the second Luis Suarez to win it there.

 

[Pexbo]

are you a mod?

Careful, he'll get offended. 99% sure he was a punk.

 

[Olly Gunnar Solskjær]

Careful, he'll get offended. 99% sure he was a punk.

 

[Earthquake]

To be fair, Dalglish was a very good footballer. He finished behind Platini one year for the European footballer of the year.
Keegan won it twice (but he had to go to Germany to do it)
And Michael Owen won it with them. Yay!! But they don't like him anymore.

If Luis Suarez wins it at Barca, he will be the second Luis Suarez to win it there.

Won the title with us though! Owen 1-0 Slippy Me.

 

[Ramshock]

Careful, he'll get offended. 99% sure he was a punk.

no Lambretta then?

 

[SteveJ]

Like a seahorse rising towards the ashes of Spacegoat Mario, Rafa & the Ex-Girlfriends have returned:

I feel kind of like how you feel when you dumped a girlfriend, but the pangs never go away once you realise what you had.

 

[Verminator]

I feel kind of like how you feel when you dumped a girlfriend, but the pangs never go away once you realise what you had.

Herpes?

 

[Truedevil]

Not RAWK but this made me laugh

 

[The Mitcher]

Not RAWK but this made me laugh

 

[BigDunc9]

Not too sure about that. The ones I know are pretty mouthy considering their lack of success

4th most successful club in England. Lack of success compared to only 2 clubs in the whole of England you mean ?

 

[Ødegaard]

Not RAWK but this made me laugh

Lovely United badge to the left.

 

[Chesterlestreet]

4th most successful club in England. Lack of success compared to only 2 clubs in the whole of England you mean ?

Most seasons in the top flight too - don't forget that.

 

[BigDunc9]

Most seasons in the top flight too - don't forget that.

Someone knows there shit,

 

[matherto]

I want Rafa to come back. I bet Liverpool fans don't even want him back as then they couldn't keep dreaming of him coming back and conquering the world.

Rafa would come back, be completely underwhelming as standard, all Liverpool fans hopes and dreams would be dashed and the club would cease to exist.

Where would we get our fun from then?

 

[limerickcitykid]

Rafa would come back, be completely underwhelming as standard, all Liverpool fans hopes and dreams would be dashed and the club would cease to exist.

Where would we get our fun from then?

I'd enjoy a laugh at that bolded bit.

 

[Ramshock]

Not RAWK but this made me laugh

Pretty sure thats a parody account like Plan M's Rawk Meltdown!!!!!

 

[Ramshock]

Someone knows there shit,

Everton were big when I was a little lad, the days of Sheedy, Sharp and big Neville Southall. One of my best early memories was Norman Whitesides goal in the FA cup final winning it for ten man United. Everton havent been big since 1987 but yeah have been ever present in the league (thanks to the dodgy Hans Segers btw) Its a shame how they fell to mid table obscurity since then

 

[marukomu]

are you a mod?

No. I''ve always been into punk.

 

[Ramshock]

No. I''ve always been into punk.

That new wave punk where you are the establishment instead of being against it?

 

[marukomu]

Careful, he'll get offended. 99% sure he was a punk.

Bugger. Didn't see that.

 

[JUPITER]

are you a mod?

No. I''ve always been into punk.

That new wave punk where you are the establishment instead of being against it?

Awesome exchange!