RAWK Goes Into Meltdown | 2013/14

I hope he signs for Arsenal just to wind up all the Liverpool fans. The implosion would be hilarious.
 
They had made poems and chants for him when he was 99% likely to join them.


Aqurius from Hair is made for Mkhitaryan;

When the moon is in the Seventh House
And Jupiter aligns with Mars
Then peace will guide the planets
And love will steer the stars

This is the dawning of the age of Mkhitariyan
The age of Mkhitariyan
Mkhitariyan
Mkhitariyan

Harmony and understanding
Sympathy and trust abounding
No more falsehoods or derisions
Golden living dreams of visions
Mystic crystal revalation
And the mind's true liberation
Mkhitariyan
Mkhitariyan

When the moon is in the Seventh House
And Jupiter aligns with Mars
Then peace will guide the planets
And love will steer the stars

This is the dawning of the age of Mkhitariyan
The age of Mkhitariyan
Mkhitariyan
Mkhitariyan
 
Catchy.
There are no words or smilies for that. None.
 
ItsEssexRob said:
They had made poems and chants for him when he was 99% likely to join them.


Aqurius from Hair is made for Mkhitaryan;

When the moon is in the Seventh House
And Jupiter aligns with Mars
Then peace will guide the planets
And love will steer the stars

This is the dawning of the age of Mkhitariyan
The age of Mkhitariyan
Mkhitariyan
Mkhitariyan

Harmony and understanding
Sympathy and trust abounding
No more falsehoods or derisions
Golden living dreams of visions
Mystic crystal revalation
And the mind's true liberation
Mkhitariyan
Mkhitariyan

When the moon is in the Seventh House
And Jupiter aligns with Mars
Then peace will guide the planets
And love will steer the stars

This is the dawning of the age of Mkhitariyan
The age of Mkhitariyan
Mkhitariyan
Mkhitariyan
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Don't know whether to laugh or cry at this:

the way he has gone about this is so bad, so insulting and so rude to a club that when he fecking bit someone, we made him a damn fecking flag to show that we were still behind him.
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Still, after countless stamps, bites, racism, dirty challenges, dives, cheating and endless attempts to manoeuvre himself away from the club....

He's started to piss me off now.
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For a club that haven't won the league in god knows how many years, their fans are very patient.
 
Let's be totally honest. Torres has never looked happy at Chelsea like he did at Liverpool. He made a mistake and he knows it.
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He should make one of those 'I'm sorry' videos addressed to the Liverpool fans and apologize for every trophy he's won since leaving them.
 
SteveJ said:
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I saw a message like this about a year ago. Hilarious

With liverpool 3 and a half seasons of world class striker= nothing.
With Chelsea 2 and a half seasons of averageness= 1 Champions league, 1 FA cup, 1 Europa League.
 
You would think by now they would get bored of the way they react when a world class player leaves them. After all its the norm now. Its as if they have ignored they last decade in football and dont realise that 99% of world class players dont give a shit about 'the heart of a club' and that they want to win things and be successful.
 
I think they're more excited about our season than their own.
 
On Arsenal upping their bid for Suarez

My brother used to do that with Monopoly. He'd be like "I'll buy Euston from you for £50". And I'd be like "Well, if you get that you'll have all 4 stations so £300 is what I'll sell for, you being my brother and all". And he'd whine a bit and then say, "£55?". And I say, "No, £300." "£60?". "No, £300." "£65?". "No, £300." Used to take ages for the dumb bugger to get round to paying £300. He never could wrap his head round the idea that if I didn't need or particularly want to sell, it was me who set the price and that he was just wasting everyone's time dicking around building up the fortitude to spend the money. It's in their DNA apparantly. Someone might want to give Arsene a blood test because if he's ever been down County Road...
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The missing part of that story is that Euston is whoring itself out to potential buyers, and saying how being owned by your brother would be very attractive, because, you know, even though Euston loves you, the constant photographs you keep taking of it and it's trains makes it very hard to be with you.
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Girlfriend analogies have been replaced with ones about train stations these days.
 
Did that guy just use his brother as a comparison point, and then say it was in the DNA?

Brilliant.
 
ItsEssexRob said:
You would think by now they would get bored of the way they react when a world class player leaves them. After all its the norm now. Its as if they have ignored they last decade in football and dont realise that 99% of world class players dont give a shit about 'the heart of a club' and that they want to win things and be successful.
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Don't worry, la. Gerrard's signed a new contract
 
SteveJ said:
Don't know whether to laugh or cry at this:
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I had forgotten about their flag/banner.

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Stitch on an Arsenal crest and they might make a few quid from it.
 
ghaliboy said:
Liverpool's only (once upon a time) world class player has signed a new deal. Unless he's going to leave off the back of that?? Seems unlikely.
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Based on his injury problems and the fact he's definitely faded in the last two seasons, who else would of signed him whilst matching the salary that the dippers pay him? His value to Liverpool is as much in his commercial status with their support as his playing attributes nowadays IMO.
 
ghaliboy said:
Liverpool's only (once upon a time) world class player has signed a new deal. Unless he's going to leave off the back of that?? Seems unlikely.
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What, the man who twice angled for a move to Chelsea and handed in a transfer request, only to relent after local gangsters put the squeeze on his family?

Hardly a bastion of loyalty I'm afraid. Their "classy" fans at it again.
 
TheRisingSun said:
What, the man who twice angled for a move to Chelsea and handed in a transfer request, only to relent after local gangsters put the squeeze on his family?

Hardly a bastion of loyalty I'm afraid. Their "classy" fans at it again.
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:lol:

Anything other than hearsay to back that up?


ghaliboy said:
Subtlety is lost on you lot.
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Nothing subtle about it mate. Just an awful effort at a dig.
 
TheRisingSun said:
What, the man who twice angled for a move to Chelsea and handed in a transfer request, only to relent after local gangsters put the squeeze on his family?

Hardly a bastion of loyalty I'm afraid. Their "classy" fans at it again.
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A Chelsea fan claiming another set of fans aren't classy.

It's like a black fly in your chardonnay.
 
ShadesOfTomato said:
Anything other than hearsay to back up?
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You mean other than his father stating it to be true in a letter which he wrote to submit as evidence for use in a court trial? A letter which the Police have admitted is genuine? Or the fact that he was placed under police protection?
 
Phurry said:
You mean other than his father stating it to be true in a letter which he wrote to submit as evidence for use in a court trial? A letter which the Police have admitted is genuine? Or the fact that he was placed under police protection?
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All of this has absolutely nothing to do with Gerrard's proposed move to Chelsea.
 
Grinner said:
A Chelsea fan claiming another set of fans aren't classy.

It's like a black fly in your chardonnay.
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Except unlike Liverpool, we don't shout from the rooftops about how we are "classy" and the "best fans in the world" when they idolise Harold Shipman, were responsible for Heysel and send gangland death threats to players considering leaving.
 
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