RAWK Goes Into Meltdown (2012/2013)

[Relevated]

Speechless

 

[Drainy]

in fairness to him, he spent an hour on youtube.

Thats like.. his opinion.. maaaaannnn

 

[nimic]

It's obviously just a troll, though. It's okay to laugh at RAWK, but that doesn't mean you have to buy into every little thing.

 

[Wibble]

Back in the day?

Only yesterday we were treated to this piece of pure comedy gold, which just begs to be quoted again --


What does that even mean?


Every flick of the picture book allows for warm reminiscence…
..

They both sound like euphemisms for wanking.

 

[AlwaysRedwood]

Just watched Steve Nichol almost shitting himself on ESPN because one of the other pundits said Shalke is a bigger and better club for Huntleer now.

It's was like watching someone talk shit about The Pope to a Catholic. I thought he was going to lose his mind.

Nichol brought up the European Championships and the other guys said Ajax has the same European success. Nichol couldn't believe what was happening.

Very amusing.

 

[vanthaman]

I think people underestimate the mental fatigue Liverpool players suffer due the the pressure of expectation of playing for the club.

 

[JakeC]

Best player in the premiership scored again, surely on par with Messi now.

 

[JakeC]

next person to discuss the match will get muted for 2 days.

Moderating...RAWK style

 

[iczster]

Originally Posted by @PaulDalglish I think people underestimate the mental fatigue Liverpool players suffer due the the pressure of expectation of playing for the club.

fecking hell

 

[MrMarcello]

Everyone's fecked. Suarez, the Uruguayan werewolf, has arrived. ''What the feck are you going to do about it?''

---By demonstrating the raw determination of a born Kopite, Liverpool's little Uruguayan has not only given his fans the chance to live vicariously through him, he's also united opposition supporters in hatred. It's given Liverpool fans a flag round which to rally. So, thanks for that: we needed it. And it's a proper flag at that,---

So the author is basically imploring Liverpudlians to become racist, neck-biting, hair-pulling, leg-stomping cheats?

 

[Slevs]

On the vacant Chelsea manager job:

I hope to feck Rafa doesn't go there. They don't deserve the man.

Raffa, stay as far away from this club as possible.

Guardiola must be lined up. Have a feeling 'Arry will tell Sky Sports he's been approached and we know Chelsea have interviewed Rafa before. To be honest I'd be more worried if Chelsea got Rafa than Guardiola. They just need organisation to match their quality players.

 

[Badunk]

That man with Abramovich's billions = lethal

 

[shaggy]

Why would he be worried? Liverpool are miles away from Chelsea.

 

[Talking Vulture]

216 miles to be precise

 

[shaggy]

Knew that was coming.

 

[Damien]

Some more:

Chelsea could be about to get 1000s of new fans and Rodgers 1000s of new haters. Going to be horrible this.

Redknapp 'til the end of the season, when he gets sacked for a returning Mourinho/ new Luís André de Pina Cabral e Villas-Boas is infinitely preferable to Rafa getting the job. I do wish the man all the best, but they simply don't deserve him. It's like Mother Teresa proposing to Darth Vader.

Love it.

ha ha ha ha hope Rafa gets it - Ferguson will be choking on his chips.

CHelsea would be mad not to employ him - Torres has ONLY ever been prolific playing for Rafa - before they write off that 50 million they have to give him a go.

I'll be gutted if Rafa goes there. The c*nts don't deserve him.

The ans on their forums are all going mental at the idea of him in charge and saying they would rather have Harry fecking Redknapp.

Great work by Feint Zebra:



He's going to update it when the new manager is announced apparently.

 

[Revan]

This is such a piece of art:

It's like Mother Teresa proposing to Darth Vader.

 

[Decotron]

i fecking knew some of them would be upset at Saint Rafa. Its like a disease isnt it?

 

[Aporkalypse]

Professional RAWK-style journalist Sachin Nakrani has written an article about Rafa to Chelsea.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/blog/2012/nov/21/roman-abramovich-rafa-benitez-chelsea

 

[Crustanoid]

Some RAWKers will be out buying Chelsea shirts, such is their love for the Collossal One

 

[Crustanoid]

That man with Abramovich's billions = lethal

I'm actually thinking this will kickstart the entire Western economy out of recession

 

[KM]

Professional RAWK-style journalist Sachin Nakrani has written an article about Rafa to Chelsea.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/blog/2012/nov/21/roman-abramovich-rafa-benitez-chelsea

Sachin Nakrani

Anyone heard his story which was found by RI?

 

[Sparky_Hughes]

So the author is basically imploring Liverpudlians to become racist, neck-biting, hair-pulling, leg-stomping cheats?

Not much of a change for most of them to be fair.

 

[Decotron]

I'm actually thinking this will kickstart the entire Western economy out of recession

sometimes you just have to laugh.

Rafa's behaviour with Inter alone tells me this could be an absolute car crash.

 

[Aporkalypse]

Sachin Nakrani

Anyone heard his story which was found by RI?

About the face-to-face meeting he had? or the alternate Twitter account he used? Both are hilarious.

 

[MrMarcello]

That man with Abramovich's billions = lethal

'Tis indresting! Facht!

Inter had untold millions and an already assembled championship squad - he ran them into the ground quickly.

Chelsea should just stick with Roberto and actually build a foundation. Or go after Pep or that German manager people are raving about (name escapes me).

 

[charleysurf]

About the face-to-face meeting he had? or the alternate Twitter account he used? Both are hilarious.

Eh? Tell me more!

 

[KM]

About the face-to-face meeting he had? or the alternate Twitter account he used? Both are hilarious.

Both.

They were amazing.

Here's the summary for anyone who missed
http://therepublikofmancunia.com/guardian-journo-will-regret-starting-battle-with-united-fans/

 

[Rowem]

Both.

They were amazing.

Here's the summary for anyone who missed
http://therepublikofmancunia.com/guardian-journo-will-regret-starting-battle-with-united-fans/

Urgh, it's funny and all, but how come this pathetic little cnut hasn't been fired yet?

 

[Brightonian]

I'm actually thinking this will kickstart the entire Western economy out of recession

You never know. If he buys as many almost-but-not-quite-completely-shit players from Greece as he did from Spain when he was at 'pool, FSG might unwittingly bail out the euro.

 

[EricaNo7]

sometimes you just have to laugh.

Rafa's behaviour with Inter alone tells me this could be an absolute car crash.

Lets hope, then he can go back to Liverpool and finish what he started

 

[Suedesi]

Sachin Nakrani

Anyone heard his story which was found by RI?

No, what was that all about?

 

[SteveJ]

It's predicted that by 2025 you'll never be more than six feet away from an ex-Chelsea manager

 

[Revan]

That is quite good really, SteveJ.

 

[SteveJ]

Yep. A RAWK member posted it, mate.

 

[JustAFan]

Well if Rafa is not given this job at Chelsea, it would have been a total blow to their view of him. What with him staying unemployed for so long.......oh feck I get it now, that is why they look up to him, he is one of them.

 

[JakeC]

"I was watching the fans and I was really sad after the defeat the other day. We have a saying in Spanish, which is: 'White liquid in a bottle has to be milk.'"

 

[KM]

I want some posts.

 

[Buchan]

Congrats Rafa and best of luck. Hope he denies the mancs another title.

When did Benitez ever deny us a title?

it would be akin to shanks managing everton. even in a parallel universe its its wrong.

House on Chelsea to win the league.

fecking 7/1 with Stan James. Insane.

 

[JakeC]

Jesus.