RAWK Goes Into Meltdown (2011/2012)

- Is this Sky?

- Yes?

- You've done it now. We are rising up la, Liverpool is here. We've reported you to the FA, who we have reported to ofcom, who we have reported to President Obama, who is a friend of Suarez. We are fukken made-up over here la.

:lol: that is fuchen BOSS.
 
- Sky?

- Yes.....

- Tell Murdoch he's just lost a load of fans here la.

- Liverpool fans?

- Yeah la

- Done.
 
- Hello, is this Suarez relief?

- Yes

- I'd like to donate some money

- We're only accepting hubcaps at the moment, paypal won't let us set up an account, you see, we kept logging in but cleverly clearing our cookies, within 15 minutes our account had £14.75, totally untraceable, la.
 
I start to wonder whether Rawk is just one big WUM attempt? I mean, they really can't be serious can they? 2 or 3 thick posters ok but it's like every poster over there is actually heavily retarded. That can't be real.
 
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They'll send the Scoummando's in soon. Before they know it, Sky won't have any wheels on their trucks, or lenses on their camera's, or knickers on Sarah Jane mee.

Don't feck with the Scoummando's they've been boycotting work since the 50's.
 
Every time I see one of them mention Ofcom I just burst into a massive fit of laughter. This is so funny.
 
We should have a redcafe poll with Nani and Evra winning over Saurez on zero. I don't like to encourage suicide though so perhaps not.
 
People who are scared of Liverpool on the up and up:

- A superior Man United side 12 points ahead of them
- The FA for banning Liverpools best player after he admitted using a racist term
- Sky who currently employ Jamie Redknapp, Rafa Benitez and Phil Thomson to work for them
 
Hang on, I think one of them made reference to Raul Meireles winning the player of the season last year on a Sky poll?

Did he?
 
I think Andy@Allerton is a powerful wizard, controlling the scouse-masses with his powers of feck-wittery. Look at him, he's acting like a prophet of truth regarding the FA's agenda against them.

Seriously, right now, he's wearing a tin foil hat atop his wizards hooded robe, clutching various assortments of twigs (see wands) and he brandishes them with each post he makes, but as he clicks post, he shouts a word of chanting (see magic) usually words like:

"CORRUPTO-MUNDO!"
"SUARACIAL-NO!"
"GIGGS-BE-GONE!"
"HUBCAPS-APPEAR!"
"GYROOOOOO-DAAAAAY"
 
I've just read back through, I wondered what Olly had done. It appears he destroyed the Scouse-Kingdom overnight. Well done Olly, well fecking done.
 
Ben Shepherd says on twitter that they're going to give it to Suarez. Someone else said earlier that Nani definitely won it. Anyway, the whole thing was funny as feck.
 
:lol: What a bunch of knobheads! How the fecking feck can they accuse Sky of rigging a pointless poll when they've been trying to rig it themselves?!?!
 
Ben Shepherd says on twitter that they're going to give it to Suarez. Someone else said earlier that Nani definitely won it. Anyway, the whole thing was funny as feck.

I couldn't care less who they give it to. It could actually be funnier if they give it to Suarez just to see the leaps of joy on RAWK.

Amazing how low they've gone as a club.
 
If i had a quid for every pixel in that nose.. I'd have a quid. :)

Well wouldn't that be something.

Anyways, if they give it to Suarez we need to contact the ministry, FedEx, the French Batallion and so forth to show our outrage, ASSAP!
 
Seriously, I feel like emailing a really obscure organisation about this whole ordeal. I'm thinking moonpig.com or something, you know, really take my issues to the top. They won't expect a move like that.