I think Andy@Allerton is a powerful wizard, controlling the scouse-masses with his powers of feck-wittery. Look at him, he's acting like a prophet of truth regarding the FA's agenda against them.
Seriously, right now, he's wearing a tin foil hat atop his wizards hooded robe, clutching various assortments of twigs (see wands) and he brandishes them with each post he makes, but as he clicks post, he shouts a word of chanting (see magic) usually words like:
"CORRUPTO-MUNDO!"
"SUARACIAL-NO!"
"GIGGS-BE-GONE!"
"HUBCAPS-APPEAR!"
"GYROOOOOO-DAAAAAY"