RAWK Goes Into Meltdown (2011/2012)

Coz Shankly, Paisley, Fagan, Souness and Dalglish haven't got it.

I hate to break it to the Scousers, but Shankly, Paisley and Fagan are, in fact, dead. Fagan was only in charge for 2 years as well.

I'm sure Souness and Dalglish will get them soon enough. It just takes longer for players who had really excellent playing careers to get knighted over managers.

And even if those men did deserve knighthoods, surely they can't deny Fergie doesn't still deserve his? In real life I haven't come across a Liverpool supporter who doesn't think Fergie deserved his knighthood, they all admit he did.
 
And Redcafe to cafe rouge.

I don't actually get this one. Are we supposed to be that mentally unstable that we get offended by them not calling a forum we use by the correct name or do they just like pretending they're French?
 
It was hilarious when I had to tell him (Dirk Kuyt) that our new young player was called Seb Coates. On another note I'm positive Dazza Clarke was also on the plane, but I was more arsed about Dirk. He had trackies on and I couldn't help but notice how fecking huge his legs were, not in a gay way like...

...
 
Do they have one of those side-by-side league things like Marca do each week? You know where they put the real league table next to a modified one, where the modified one takes into account every goal scored in each game that round that was due to a refereeing error (offside for example) or say every valid/invalid penalty that was given or not given. So, for example, depending on how you look at it, you could say in the United vs Chelsea match that we had two goals from offside positions, thus it was actually a draw -2 points of the real table?

Just wondering with all of the moaning they do about referees and the league being bent.
 
Do they have one of those side-by-side league things like Marca do each week? You know where they put the real league table next to a modified one, where the modified one takes into account every goal scored in each game that round that was due to a refereeing error (offside for example) or say every valid/invalid penalty that was given or not given. So, for example, depending on how you look at it, you could say in the United vs Chelsea match that we had two goals from offside positions, thus it was actually a draw -2 points of the real table?

Just wondering with all of the moaning they do about referees and the league being bent.

Something like this, you mean?

Right Result Premier League Table

EDIT: Ah. They seem to have stopped updating it since '09...
 
Come on now Plech, do you really believe that? About half the posts from them whilst they're watching our games are about how it's obviously fixed.

Yeah they've got plenty of genuine spastics, no question. But if you look at the matchday thread I was actually talking about it's post after post saying how good we are right now, with the occasional bitter dissenter. I'd be surprised to see anything as magnanimous about them in here, though hopefully we'll never find out due to them being forever mediocre.
 
Sporting Intelligence did that for the whole last season, they don't do weekly though.

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REVEALED: The table that shows Arsenal and Blackpool were cheated last season « Sporting Intelligence
 
I guess that solves the mystery of which table peterstorey would cling to, now that Arsenal are bottom of his "Storeytime" league.

This was mentioned by Wenger in one of his recent interviews btw..
 
Yeah they've got plenty of genuine spastics, no question. But if you look at the matchday thread I was actually talking about it's post after post saying how good we are right now, with the occasional bitter dissenter. I'd be surprised to see anything as magnanimous about them in here, though hopefully we'll never find out due to them being forever mediocre.

I hate when people say stuff like this. I mean where does the claim even stem from? Because I've never seen any evidence to support this comprehensively pessimistic view of the caf. Indeed all you really need to do is spend 2 seconds looking at the praise City are getting on here for their football, or current youth development plans, to see that the above affirmation is probably not true at all.
 
I guess that solves the mystery of which table peterstorey would cling to, now that Arsenal are bottom of his "Storeytime" league.

Not that accurate unless someone with no life sits through every game and looks at people unfairly ruled offside and then a panel decides if they would have scored a goal if play were to resume, and if the grass was the right length and the lines were the right kind of white etc etc etc. It doesn't fail to baffle me the lengths some people will go to. :wenger:
 
I hate when people say stuff like this. I mean where does the claim even stem from? Because I've never seen any evidence to support this comprehensively pessimistic view of the caf.
Neither have I.

Plech's comments honestly remind me of my mother going "Ooooh! You have to excuse the awful mess!" when there's not a speck of dust in the house and you could eat dinner straight off the bathroom floor.

Being self-critical is good, being self-deprecating to the point of pure insanity is just extremely annoying.
 
I'm not at all convinced our reactions would be similar if the tables were turned (in terms of success and failure). Unlike the Caf & its members, a great deal of RAWK/LFC fans' allegedly Romantic leanings are, I suspect, not truly Romantic at all but instead are founded in a sense of entitlement and the notion of thwarted 'justice'. Neither concept means that a club deserves to be successful.

I respect LFC above many arriviste Premiership clubs, but I genuinely think the above is true.
 
I hate when people say stuff like this. I mean where does the claim even stem from? Because I've never seen any evidence to support this comprehensively pessimistic view of the caf. Indeed all you really need to do is spend 2 seconds looking at the praise City are getting on here for their football, or current youth development plans, to see that the above affirmation is probably not true at all.

It's only really the Mancs who have the genuine hatred of City, in the main. Whereas there's an awful lot of posters who just have a visceral loathing for the Scousers, and who will attack any post that praises them. It's all a bit more muted than over on RAWK because they're so shit, but it's still pretty blinkered... turn the tables for one or two seasons and I don't think there'd be much difference.

The conspiracy madness, I grant you, is a bit more a RAWK culture thing. But the bitterness is no different from how United fans used to talk in the eighties.

Neither have I.

Plech's comments honestly remind me of my mother going "Ooooh! You have to excuse the awful mess!" when there's not a speck of dust in the house and you could eat dinner straight off the bathroom floor.

Being self-critical is good, being self-deprecating to the point of pure insanity is just extremely annoying.

I don't really feel like I'm being self-deprecating when I criticise the Caf. It's my favourite internet forum, but it's also unquestionably full of cretins.
 
Some interesting views in the linked thread, to say the least:

The genius of Alex Ferguson

Nothing annoys me more in football than people who have to view everything through rose tinted glasses, just because they have allegiance to another football club, people who can't see the wood for the trees, people who are in complete denial.

this seems to be a common trait amongst our supporters when discussing alex ferguson. what a phenominal manager this man has been, the best british manager of all time imo, we're talking about a man who broke the dominance of rangers / celtic in scotland winning 3 league titles, a man who brought 2 european trophys to aberdeen, a man who took over man utd when they hadn't won a league in over 20 years and has but them 12 prem titles in the cabinet, making man utd the most successful domestic team in england.

The genius of Alex Ferguson
 
I don't really feel like I'm being self-deprecating when I criticise the Caf. It's my favourite internet forum, but it's also unquestionably full of cretins.
Well, that analogy of mine left a lot to be desired, I admit. How about 'You exaggerate the speck in the Caf's eye but fail to notice the beam in RAWK's'? No? I agree, it's still rubbish.

I still really can't see any of the OTT vitriol or the 'we're the Chosen Ones, the humble servants of the spirit of football, guardians of the Flame of Righteousness'-bollocks I see at RAWK over here. Which might of course be due to the fact that I'm looking for silly nonsense at RAWK, and (reasonably) serious football discussion here.
 
Benitez?... where do we start?... Rafa showed that all the special pleading about how tough it was Ferguson in Europe because of Heysel was just a load of bollocks. It just needed a manager who understood the European game and how to win. A fifth European Cup and another final in 2007. Hicks, Gillette and the uber-c*nt Purslow saw off Rafa.

From that Fergie thread.

Just what is with them and Rafa.
 
No, I agree there are many, many aspects of RAWK that are completely ludicrous. I've posted their comical paranoid burblings in this thread a fair few times - my location is taken from one!

But if you read the thread I was referring to, it's surprisingly magnanimous (with plenty of bitterness as well, of course).
 
No, I agree there are many, many aspects of RAWK that are completely ludicrous. I've posted their comical paranoid burblings in this thread a fair few times - my location is taken from one!

But if you read the thread I was referring to, it's surprisingly magnanimous (with plenty of bitterness as well, of course).

Which one's that, then?
 
No, I agree there are many, many aspects of RAWK that are completely ludicrous. I've posted their comical paranoid burblings in this thread a fair few times - my location is taken from one!

But if you read the thread I was referring to, it's surprisingly magnanimous (with plenty of bitterness as well, of course).
Stubbins' diving header in the snow!
The hallowed ground.

I do agree that there are lot of decent posters there, and that it's often unfair when we refer to 'RAWKites' as a monolith. (Just imagine if Cal?'s opinions on Messi were known as 'the Caf's view on Messi'.)
I just can't agree that it's a given that the Caf would be that much worse should the fortunes be turned. If you're extrapolating from current behaviour, surely the Caftards deserve a bit more credit?

Regarding the 70s & 80s, I'm just glad we didn't have message boards back then, and so the really tinfoilhatty/vitriolic ones were isolated, and didn't find lots of mates to strengthen their bizarre world view.
Personally I never heard any conspiracy theories/'hope he breaks a leg'/'we're better than them just because we are The Anointed Ones' silliness, but that's probably because I only discussed United with my family/mates/people around us at OT in those days, and rarely visited pubs (too young). :)
 
What's bizarre about that RAWK thread is that the most used argument against Ferguson is his approach to officials and the discipline among his players. As far as I'm concerned, everyone is just as bad. In addition to that, I'd love to have seen football in the 70's when Liverpool were winning, just so I could judge whether they were extremely sporting and upright fellows whilst doing it. Was football in those times genuinely different in a disciplinary sense to how it is now?

The only negative of Ferguson for me is the grudges he holds against journalists for no real reason, and blocks various people out of his press conferences. Then United receive a lot of negative press, which Ferguson complains about, when a lot of that bad press would dry up if he wasn't so difficult towards journalists in the first place. That won't go down well on the caf, but that's the only real thing I hold against him. Still definitively the best manager in my life-time though - impossible for me to rate him against Busby, Clough and Shankly.
 
I was walking to my car with my Liverpool jersey on and realized I was walking alone...

You weren't walking alone. You were walking with the greats of the club who also wore the Liver bird. With Bill Shankly whose gate is on top of the crest. With the victims of Hillsborough and Heysel, and their families, who are remembered with the torches on each side of the crest. You were walking with millions of supporters whose heart is as red as their shirt. You were walking with me.

:lol:
 
Stubbins' diving header in the snow!
The hallowed ground.

I do agree that there are lot of decent posters there, and that it's often unfair when we refer to 'RAWKites' as a monolith. (Just imagine if Cal?'s opinions on Messi were known as 'the Caf's view on Messi'.)
I just can't agree that it's a given that the Caf would be that much worse should the fortunes be turned. If you're extrapolating from current behaviour, surely the Caftards deserve a bit more credit?

Regarding the 70s & 80s, I'm just glad we didn't have message boards back then, and so the really tinfoilhatty/vitriolic ones were isolated, and didn't find lots of mates to strengthen their bizarre world view.
Personally I never heard any conspiracy theories/'hope he breaks a leg'/'we're better than them just because we are The Anointed Ones' silliness, but that's probably because I only discussed United with my family/mates/people around us at OT in those days, and rarely visited pubs (too young). :)

Yeah fair enough, it might not be any worse or better. It's just we find it hard enough to give them credit where it's due even when they've been struggling, Istanbul aside, for decades...
 
There is a sense of entitlement that Rawkites have that leads to all the hilarity. They'll be normal everyday folk offline.
 
"United have the luxury of a fully fit squad and City have a beast of a bench. We can't cope with two full backs out, which for a team with aspirations for the top four is quite disturbing"

when have United had a fully fit squad.