RAWK Goes Into Meltdown (2011/2012)

To be fair it really brings home how laid back our mods are........theinternet refecting the real world.....everything Utd beats everything scouse.
 
It's now treason to call for Benitez to come back:

Quote from: smicer07 on Today at 08:31:30 PM
Anyone mentioning getting Rafa back at the moment needs a ban, it's pissing me right off, especially since those wanting Rafa back probably called for his head when we went through a similar spell under him. Plus it's fecking disrespectful to Kenny. Grrr.

Pheeny-Suarez: just binned a couple.

It seems a lot of the Mods are now called Suarez.
 
gerrydaly said:
It seems a lot of the Mods are now called Suarez.
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They all changed their usernames after the Suarez ban. Along with giving everyone above a certain post count a tagline saying "Mr Suarez isn't a racist".

Its some sort of bizarre show of solidarity.
 
Originally Posted by Realist RAWKtard
Mid-table mediocrity with delusions of grandeur based on events over 20 years ago. We've finally arrived.
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Sultan said:
Originally Posted by Realist RAWKtard
Mid-table mediocrity with delusions of grandeur based on events over 20 years ago. We've finally arrived.
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^Dalglish on the piste again!
 
I really don't understand the point of RAWK, if you don't toe the line then you're banned. So really it isn't a place of discussion but a movement for those who can't handle the demise of their club. If the mods had people's address I wouldn't be surprised to see them pay people visits :wenger:

"It's alright Kenny we've got you're back, we'll keep the Liverpool fans singing a happy tune...or else"
 
(shudders to think what an in-game open thread for this match would look like)
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feck OFF ADAM
feck OFF HENDERSON
WHY ISN'T MAXI PLAYERING
BRING ON GERRARD
WE NEED TO SIGN TORRES
STFU TORRES IS SHIT
Guys, did anyone see Ngog's todger there?
OFFSIDE feck OFF REF

Oh it's 2-0.
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in the match commentary thread :lol:
 
Amazing post about Carroll:

He is utter f***ing s****.

Sorry if you don't want to hear that. I don't get any pleasure out of saying it, despite what some of you might think. It isn't fun to have to watch someone who, quite clearly, isn't good enough jog around the pitch wearing our number 9 shirt, knowing that they're the eighth most expensive signing of all time and watching the pathetic half-arsed bollocks they think is good enough week after week. He's been here a year and you can literally count the number of good performances from him on one hand and still have spare fingers.

He just ambles around the pitch, makes a run maybe once or twice in the entire game, wins a couple of flick-ons, a header on target maybe once every 3 or 4 games, misses more than he scores, and in general just looks like a f***ing lazy scruffy useless bag of s****. I've seen him bust a gut to get in to a scoring position two or three times in his entire time here, when he should be doing it every game. He didn't do it AT ALL today, not once. And don't give me the "it's not his game" crap, he's just not arsed. He doesn't want to get forward at every opportunity, he doesn't look like a striker or even a player. You see other strikers at other clubs absolutely dying to get on the end of chances, screaming for the ball to be played as they get forward at speed. When have you EVER seen him do that?

You can say "he's only 22" until you're blue in the face if you like, I don't care. Being 22 doesn't excuse the lack of effort. Being 22 doesn't excuse the look of a bloke who's just not f***ing arsed. Being 22 doesn't excuse the fact that he's a Liverpool player now, and there's a certain degree of work that fans expect the club's players to get through if they're not scoring goals. He does neither. You could excuse him if he did. For years Dirk Kuyt has built up a cult following and admiration based almost entirely on his work rate. What he lacked in goals he made up for in effort. He's stayed a fans favourite (up until this season at least) with the majority of the fanbase because he puts in a f***ing shift when he plays. Andy Carroll is embarrassing in comparison.

Another example - Craig Bellamy. TEN YEARS his senior, with dodgy knees to boot, gets up and down that pitch like there's no f***ing tomorrow. He's all over the place, buzzing around, harrassing, making runs, screaming for the ball, taking chances. Andy Carroll, 22, is 30 yards behind most of the time, jogging. One of these cost the club £35m, the other £0. If I were Andy Carroll watching Craig Bellamy in training and out there on the pitch I'd feel f***ing ashamed.

The fee - not his fault. No, that was the fault of whichever maniac thought it would be a good idea to say "Hey everyone, watch what we can do with our new owners!" and buy an average striker from his hometown club (which played a factor in how well he did for them, I don't give a s*** if you want to disagree) for an obscene amount of money. A striker who had half a season in the premier league after a decent one at a lower level. Well done. Incredible business there. Excellent. Moneyball this, moneyball that - how about we play Lazyball? Or Overweightball? The guy looks in terrible shape and has done since the day we bought him. This is someone the club chose to sign for a club record fee, someone who (whether he likes it or not) is now the figurehead of our attack, drawing glances from the rest of the world, jogging about looking unfit and unarsed, scruffy as f*** and not scoring or bothering. Notarsedball.

He's been shocking. Truly truly shocking. And it amazes me just how often you'll read "I thought he had a good game today" on here after another one of these performances. I'm guessing you're basing that on a flick-on, or a header, or a pass? Great. What lofty goals we set ourselves nowadays. You'll forgive me if I don't care that a £35m player won a header in a game. In the same breath you'll say that we're missing Suarez, missing his energy, his passion, his workrate, his goals, and yet completely fail to realise that those things should be required from ALL our strikers (and players for that matter), not just him. You'll defend Andy Carroll, but at the same time you're admitting he's s**** every time you say we need Suarez back.

I'm not arsed whether people agree with me or not. You have your say, I'll have mine. For me, he's absolutey without question THE biggest waste of money this club has ever seen, and I genuinely hope he isn't here next season.
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There's a thread on RAWK called Locked. It was started to ask why threads on RAWK are locked. It's locked.
 
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