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If Chelsea beat Liverpool, and win their last 3 matches, they'll have 75 points, then Liverpool draw against Brighton and end on 73.
Spurs win their remaining matches, and Liverpool end 5th. They lose the CL final, and miss out on CL next year.

This thread will be fantastic after that, and Bicycle Seat Sniffer (A.K.A @No Idea For Nickname ) will probably set a new world record in copy paste :lol:
 
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Wtf I thought that was a sock :lol:
 
How the hell did he get 3 penalties in the 2-1 at OT? Did he add an extra level of delusion because it was United?
 
anyone for a subscribe - he gets some nice reviews actually, though I'm sure he will soon be adding in ''kop cnut'' & ''blue tick wanker'' - :lol: :lol:

https://tomkinstimes.com/

"Perhaps the most intelligent guide to LFC available on the internet"

“[Football analysis] is best left to the professionals, like the admirable Mr Tomkins.”
 
I have to say that this is has been some of the most inept officiating I've seen all season for many seasons......

This isn't just a kneejerk reaction at all - the last two league games have been the worst officiated ones I've seen as a Liverpool supporter. The West Brom game in particular was scandalous.
 
these 3 come as a set

It is just shit officiating. No conspiracy theories.

It's not though. It's premeditation. Probably on guidelines from the top.

This is exactly what is happening, added to the "plucky underdog" factor, a preference for alehouse, yard dog teams that "try hard" (kick, pull, barge skilful opponents).
 
another 2 wade in - do you think they might be trolling each other?

...seeing how a relegation might spell disaster for a club (Sunderland, Blackburn, Birmingham etc), they want no part of it.

However they are fine with possibly making a top team lose out on CL qualification (less money, less attractive to top talent, less sponsorship etc)
 
"This conspiracy against LFC goes ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP!" :lol: Oh the scouse victim mentality.
 
Interesting they have nothing to say about the refereeing when they played against City. Oh well let us hope they miss out on top four and Madrid/Munich do them from behind.
 
I absolutely despise Paul Tomkins. He’s a self important, deluded, bitter, paranoid cnut.

Basically, your typical Liverpool fan.
 
I absolutely despise Paul Tomkins. He’s a self important, deluded, bitter, paranoid cnut.

Basically, your typical Liverpool fan.
He's a self-aware deluded, bitter, paranoid cnut though.

He knows he can make money off peddling that nonsense and people will pay him to have their beliefs affirmed.
 
Yeah just saw it in the Salah thread, totally blatant!! Got to be a ban, surely?

:lol: It’s honestly just not worth the FA’s hassle. The spit and bile they’d receive from all directions for something that the media is obviously not covering... no chance.
 
Interesting they have nothing to say about the refereeing when they played against City. Oh well let us hope they miss out on top four and Madrid/Munich do them from behind.
Spot on. Some poor decisions went their way over both legs. I know at times every fan base thinks they’re getting shafted by press/refs but Feck me they take deluded conspiracies to another level.
 
arse has gone, lads.
anyone got a tampon?

Fecking el, was feeling fairly calm before deciding to watch some allez videos on youtube. My arse is gone as well now

Their arses are gone? That's a problem. They're already full of shit.
 
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If Chelsea beat Liverpool, and win their last 3 matches, they'll have 75 points, then Liverpool draw against Brighton and end on 73.
Spurs win their remaining matches, and Liverpool end 5th. They lose the CL final, and miss out on CL next year.

This thread will be fantastic after that, and Bicycle Seat Sniffer (A.K.A @No Idea For Nickname ) will probably set a new world record in copy paste :lol:

This would be equivalent of us winning the 99 Triple except in reverse.
 
This would be equivalent of us winning the 99 Triple except in reverse.

I would probably spontanously lactate all over my keyboard, and i'm not even sure it's possible for me to do that!
 
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