RAWK Goes Into Lockdown 2017/20-18 Edition | LOLis Karius

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RAWK said:
That was hurt!!! Really hurt!! Because we were playing really really well and if and only if we get a valid penalty!!
F**k this time wasting!! Bus parkers bast***rds, coward reffs!!! F**k the freezing weather in Norway or London!!
And I swear God I saw one clear foul to Mane, and Salah... Then the reff kept the play on!!

Two times!! F**kin two times!! One pen validated and a draw is the crucial, season defining outcome.
Would be, maybe an important type of result!! F**k the traffic on my way home few hours back before the game!!
Neighbour throw the rubbish in front of my house... F**k him and his ugly cat!! Aaarrrggghh!!!

Thats really really cruel and devastating to my weekend.
Again, because we were playing so well in attacking second half... Dont think even multiple sex can cure this...
Bloody really hate losing to these ugly shits football-killing-busses and they call it masterclass,
tactics and out-thought... Ergh!!! Ugly Mancunian football!! What a waste of talents!!

First time want to watch United game in Champions League and for the reason, just for the reason supporting Sevilla and full wish of harm to United in facing the slaughter... F**k these boring shits!!!
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She kept saying, no she didnt. I kept saying, YES BABY - BELIEVE! And then for the last 3 minutes i said, BABY YOU MUST SAY - YOU BELIEVE!

And she did, she shouted the entire added 3 mins "I BELIEVE DADDY!" ... and we lost. And she cried her eyes out.


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Offside said:
I can remember going through RAWK when we were 2-0 down against Spurs at half time and they were out in force. I remember looking at the forum after the game which we won 5-2 and they were absolutely seething. I think we got a dodgy penalty as there was such a consensus that we were bribing the referees it was hilarious. RAWK peaked that season but the delusion is still strong on there.
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That thread and the Villa 3-2 are absolute classics to read on RAWK. Most of them were laughing when Macheda was brought on. There wasn't much laughing at him at full-time :D
 
How can a team get credit for 'penalty shouts' if they weren't penalties? That's one of the oddest things I've read, and from a professional football writer too :wenger:

He's basically saying give Liverpool credit for getting the ball in the United box even though it came to nothing, pretty low standards for 'one of the best attacking teams in Europe
 
I think united did well to escape with the 2-1 win. It's not often you get to match yourselves up against world class talent like Can, Milner, Wijnaldum, Lovren, Alexander-arnold, karius, Lallana, Van Dijk and the Ox etc. All of whom would walk into any championship side. In fact, I hear Bristol City are very interested in Lovren.
 
MrMourinho#7 said:
"RAWK Goes Into Meltdown" threads are easily my favourite on the Caf :lol: They really are gifts that keep on giving aren't they? But i'm curious; when was that legend born and whose idea it was? Please enlighten me. And long may the delusion of Scousers and existence of these threads continue :lol:
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I think 2009 was when the first thread was made. Those threads are what made me sign up to caf :lol:
 
SteveJ said:
Tomkins goes into Meltdown:

https://tomkinstimes.com/2018/03/yo...-ball-bollocks-homer-ref-and-flukey-bullshit/
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Oh my, that's some salty tears right there :lol:. Well, according to whoscored we have scored 69% of our goals from open play, exactly the same as them, and the action heatmap looks very similar as well, we have scored the exact amount of goals at home (35) the only difference is they have scored 10 more away goals than us though our GD is better overall since they can't defend for shit

So i guess 10 away goals is the difference between a one of the greatest attacking sides in history and the worst blight that has ever plagued football
 
Think we should include the coverage from Souness here as well. I mean, he’s the visual representation of that forum.
 
Harry190 said:
Today was the very first game my 7 year old daughter watched. Full 90 mins, trying to understand the nuances about the beautiful game from her old man.

We sang YAWN together at the start. I tried to transmit my enthusiasm, love for the club with every kick and pass and every shot on goal. We clapped, we cheered, we shouted at the screen - i made her hate that big haired No. 27 and that Shrek looking fella.

She kept saying, "Daddy i love that Liverpool players, get up and play, they dont cry and they dont cheat, but why wont they score Daddy .."

As expected with a kid her age, she lost all confidence when we conceded and her head hung. I kept explaining her, THIS IS WHEN we support - THIS is what it means to YAWN. Comeon baby, BELIEVE!

She kept saying, no she didnt. I kept saying, YES BABY - BELIEVE! And then for the last 3 minutes i said, BABY YOU MUST SAY - YOU BELIEVE!

And she did, she shouted the entire added 3 mins "I BELIEVE DADDY!" ... and we lost. And she cried her eyes out.
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A heart warming little story until you realize the daughter like most of the people featured in RAWK stories is completely imaginary.
 
Kraftwerker said:
Would it be fair to say that save for a late winner, that was one of the best ways to win against Liverpool?

It seems to have completely sent them over the edge.
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A loss to United always seems to tilt them over the edge. The problem is United beating them shatters delusions that have been building up for months that they are a much better side.

Of course in classic Scouse boom/bust fashion they will now convince themselves over the next few months that they are brilliant again.
 
Kraftwerker said:
Would it be fair to say that save for a late winner, that was one of the best ways to win against Liverpool?

It seems to have completely sent them over the edge.
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Beating them in the manner we did yesterday is perfect because they come away thinking we were lucky and they were the better side. So no doubt next time we play Klopp will try the same thing again which has been proven to not work.
 
Djemba-Djemba said:
Beating them in the manner we did yesterday is perfect because they come away thinking we were lucky and they were the better side. So no doubt next time we play Klopp will try the same thing again which has been proven to not work.
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The one thing it was missing was for our second or third goal to be either a contentious offside decision or a 50/50 penalty shout. That would have really sent them over the edge :lol:
 
neelu91 said:
I think 2009 was when the first thread was made. Those threads are what made me sign up to caf :lol:
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I started to read the Caf only in 2011, so those were existent out there ever since i could remember really :lol:

So, their year (next year) will be the 10th anniversary of this classic then? I think we should be grateful to them for the pure joy they provided us over the years. And as i said in my previous post; long may it continue :lol:
 
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Mourinho seems to go very Russian at the end there, but excellent stuff.

That will be an earworm for today now.
 
Kraftwerker said:
Would it be fair to say that save for a late winner, that was one of the best ways to win against Liverpool?

It seems to have completely sent them over the edge.
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Definitely. Just look at this gem from Paul Tompkins, who completely lost it:

You Can Keep Jose’s Long-Ball Bollocks, Homer Ref and Flukey Bullshit

Well, Man United fans – there’s your man, Jose Mourinho, beating Liverpool with long-ball football that made 1980s’ Wimbledon look like the Brazil 1970, and nine-man defences. Is that really what you want? Good, because you can keep it. The truth is that a team/squad that costs twice as much as Liverpool’s couldn’t even go head-to-head at football, just hoofball.

You may not care now, in the aftermath of a victory, but you booed your own manager when he took off your only good attacker on the day – Marcus Rashford – and brought on yet another fecking gormless giant, to make for what must be the tallest midfield of gormless giants ever seen in English football and perhaps the whole world, in the history of football (all three stand SIX FOOT FOUR, no less).

Liverpool had 13 corners, to United’s one. At Old Trafford. And United rode their luck on about half of them. Genius, or timid?

What a “tactical masterclass”, hanging on for dear life despite a ton of expensive players, and stuffing the box with every available giant. Enjoy your tears of joy for they shall turn to tears boredom; you’re stuck with that miserable man and his grimly effective but utterly dismal football. You get the points today, sure, but you have to watch that utter horseshit football. Three points is a small price to pay to avoid that, in all honesty.

And the ref missed three penalties for Liverpool, two of which even Gary Neville called, and in a fine display of homerism, Rashford didn’t get booked for diving in on two occasions, kicking the ball away, and also for going into the crowd, which is an automatic booking. (Whether or not it’s a fair rule, it should be applied 100% of the time. Same as when Bobby Firmino takes off his shirt.) Antonio Valencia only got a yellow for an outrageous kung-fu kick on Sadio Mané (oh the irony) – chest high; Alexis Sanchez was allowed to deliberately block quick free kicks, and the game was stopped as Smalling had a diddums on his leg. What a farce.

As much as I’ve hated VAR this season, I hate incompetent officials even more. Craig Pawson must be on a nice little earner today in the carpark afterwards. If Trent Alexander-Arnold’s inexperience told in the first half, it was never more so than when getting up after being fouled by Rashford, instead of rolling around like Sanchez. The officials gave United everything.

Still no penalty in the Premier League for Mo Salah, although in fairness, Neville only said he was fouled twice in the box in the clear incident today; first tripped, then wrestled over. Yes, you can keep Salah quiet by hauling him over, although it’s up to the officials to have the balls to give those calls. I’ve been saying all season that there must be some anti-foreign agenda from refs, as against Newcastle he was kicked over in the box, and then kicked and dragged back when clean through and nothing was given either time. It all began against Burnley at Anfield in the autumn, where he was tripped repeatedly in the box. An English player sneezes and a penalty is given. It’s well beyond a joke and overall costing Liverpool 10-12 points this season.

But feck it, I’m proud of that Liverpool display. United reminded me of Liverpool under Roy Hodgson, when beating Chelsea 2-0 at Anfield in 2010, with a flat-back eight, and relying on Fernando Torres to curl in a couple at the other end. A very similar game, it seems, and that victory told me that Hodgson (whose football was awful) had to go – it was just not acceptable to play that way at home. It only got worse.
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It's really hurting them that their glorious brand of morally superior football is lagging 5 points behind our 80's style of shameful hoof ball. Love it
 
The bitterness is amazing

Is that paul tomkins an actual journalist? Or just some bitter fan with a website to spuut his bollocks on
 
strange how the best attacking lineup in Europe (including the Egyptian Messi) all had off days on the same day
 
Good job digging up so many gems @No Idea For Nickname and others. :)

I hope we grab a lead and then just defend against Liverpool every time, this has really made them more bitter than usual.
 
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