He is pure crap
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Season Average Rating
- Appearances
- 37
- Goals
- 7
- Assists
- 1
- Yellow cards
- 2
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) and Imran (@Annihilate Now!) are here to discuss three 1-1 draws.
The first got us knocked out of the FA Cup, the next puts us in a good position in our Round of 16 Europa League game, and the latest was an actual decent performance against Arsenal at Old Trafford.
All hopes for the season now rest on the Europa League - does Amorim have the squad to win it?
He didn't realise Rice was so close I don't think which is an issue in itself. Felt sorry for him there.
The chance where he ran across the front post was great movement and great defending by Gabriel.
Hogwash
Absolute mediocrity
So bad, needs to leave in the summer for his own good.
Blimey.
All the penetration of a crochet dildo
At least he had 2 chances today in only 15 minutes. If he starts getting scoringchances it will be a matter of time, before he scores again. His problem has been that he did not even get any scoring chances at all.
Quite lively when he came on and did some good running into channels but when it mattered, he just couldn't make the difference in front of goal, and I guess that's the difference.
You know a player is completely worthless when the best thing anyone can say about them is they're lively
He ain't it.
So much worse. Bendtner was a threat in the air and has pretty good technique, when he was trying. He was undone by not being a serious person, not a lack of ability.
I could call him a lot worse and it would be justified. I would just settle to never see him wear the shirt again
Needs a spell in the under 21s
He makes runs, he actually gets shots off and can bring others into the game. Our current other attacking options can't even average a shot on target a game. We'd do a lot better with Garna through the middle yesWe're looking at someone to finish chances and Garnacho is our optionstate of our attack.
Hojlund boyhood United fan iirc but he's probably starting to hate it and is desperate for season to end (and obviously fans not getting happier with him either). Failing to take that chance feels like final straw. He's 22 and think club will definitely be looking to sell now for a decent fee.
He shifted it on to his weak foot, which was also the side Rice was coming from, and then took an extra touch in front of goal. It genuinely makes you want to cry.
Yes. That's the issue. xG of 1.9 in 19 matches before today is horrible.
I think he is half to blame and the rest is on the team for not passing or crossing or creating enough
How we got fleeced for this dude
To his credit, he came on and made an impact. Zirkzee was tired and isn’t the type to stretch defenses with runs in behind. This setup was tailor-made for Hojlund, with plenty of space to exploit. His introduction changed the game, but unfortunately, he couldn’t take his chance when it mattered.
He got across his man well at one point which was an improvement. He's bad but not as bad as what he's showing at the moment. Wonder if he starts next on Thursday.
Has to be one of our worst signings. He doesn't seem to be improving, not at all. Isn't he speaking or working with anybody at the club? He desperately needs some advice.
No excuses for not taking a shot, but the 2nd missed chance was a great block from Gabriel.
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Rattled me when he was so obviously standing in an offside position in that last minute of the game and didn’t bother to run back to stay onside. What the heck was that? Surely he knew
Very frustrating. Even a confident Hojlund takes that shot much quicker. It’s going to make such a difference if we can actually sign a goal scorer this summer.
Dreadful cameo
I am trying to be positive here. There was a time, where I started thinking that Højlund could become a very good striker for us. I am trying to remember why:
I tried to be patient, but that touch that allowed Rice the chance to tackle him might be my villain origin story.
Most strikers there are aware of their surroundings and take that a touch that allows them to shield the ball so they either get a pen or Rice commits or the chance to get the shot off if otherwise
Most strikers there are aware of their surroundings and take that a touch that allows them to shield the ball so they either get a pen or Rice commits or the chance to get the shot off if otherwise
He is just severely lacking in confidence at the moment, there is a good striker in there. We need to back him up, he will come good once he gets his confidence back.
No. There is not a good striker in there
As cameos go, thats prob as bad as it gets.
What more does he want like, the footballing gods couldnt have gifted him better chances to end his barren streak.
What more does he want like, the footballing gods couldnt have gifted him better chances to end his barren streak.
Yes, there is. Maybe it's hard for some to remember today, but he had a stretch for us when he was scoring every game. He has shown that he can perform well.
The second chance I thought the defender did pretty well to be fair but the one where Rice got back he has to be doing miles better with.
Just saw the replay of the Bruno chance right at the end. And Rasmus is 30 yards from goal after helping with build up, but making no effort to get into the box.
Can’t tell if posts like these are satire
He looked like a deer "freezing" in front of the headlights of a car.
Where was he for the last second chance?
Was begging for a tap in after Raya's save and he was nowhere. Not even close.
His football instincts are non existent. Watch him for the build up of that chance, its absolutely appalling.
Was begging for a tap in after Raya's save and he was nowhere. Not even close.
His football instincts are non existent. Watch him for the build up of that chance, its absolutely appalling.