Raphael Varane | Signed for United!

[Zaphod2319]

This happens and we're doing a league/CL double, quote me it. I dare ya. I bleeding dare ya.

Dare accepted!!

 

[mav_9me]

This happens and we're doing a league/CL double, quote me it. I dare ya. I bleeding dare ya.

Haha. I'll take challenging for the title and ending up 5 points or so close to winners.

 

[red thru&thru]

Do we still track planes in here, or has the cafe moved on from that??

 

[lenny_1248]

 

[Judas]

Big moon today.

 

[Vaibhav Raj]

Some on here are so mentally scarred from the past they can't even allow themselves to enjoy a very muppety muppet signing. Sad really.

Me. This one would hurt a lot.

For me, it all started with Eden Hazard transfer and gradually compounded after seeing what he went on to do in premier league.

 

[BarstoolProphet]

Full moon party tonight at my house

 

[Unlikely lad]

Full moon today

 

[Tarrou]

what's all this moon bollocks?

thought I was in the crypto thread for a minute

 

[gorky_utd]

what's all this moon bollocks?

thought I was in the crypto thread for a minute

Probably some madrid twitter account use it as the reliability meter of a source. Full moon equals full reliable but I am not sure.

 

[Real Name]

Big morning today.

 

[WPMUFC]

The moon is shining bright

 

[Tarrou]

Probably some madrid twitter account use it as the reliability meter of a source. Full moon equals full reliable but I am not sure.

oh that makes sense now

I thought it was some weird twist on the cocksout thing but we all get our arses out instead

 

[sewey89]

Full moon?

 

[Inigo Montoya]

Full moon?

Yep! Get your arse out!

 

[sewey89]

Yep! Get your arse out!

 

[WPMUFC]

Yep! Get your arse out!

#fullmoonforvarane

 

[Jim Beam]

I thought it was some weird twist on the cocksout thing but we all get our arses out instead

 

[tenpoless]

what's all this moon bollocks?

thought I was in the crypto thread for a minute

spot the Doge trader.

 

[GregtheRed_]

what's all this moon bollocks?

thought I was in the crypto thread for a minute

Varane's moon sign is Libra. Apparently he is attentive, hates confrontation and loves spending time with his partner, which I can only assume is Maguire.

 

[WPMUFC]

But seriously who is the source? anyone know the tier?

 

[tenpoless]

On a small resolution it looks like Pogba is dong his handshake thing with Arteta.

 

[BlackBen]

Full moon? owoooooooooo

 

[lenny_1248]

Full moon?

Half a moon.

 

[lysglimt]

One thing that feels reassuring - most of the tweets saying he is close to United, is coming from people who wouldn't want him near United (People associated with Real M)

 

[wise_old_man]

One thing that feels reassuring - most of the tweets saying he is close to United, is coming from people who wouldn't want him near United (People associated with Real M)

I can imagine a lot of us would be that eager if there are news of Lingard/Phil Jones being close to joining another club too.

 

[Robindinho]

Double moon announcement today?

Spoiler: Varanemoon & Sanchomoon

 

[amolbhatia50k]

Big Moon Today.

 

[sewey89]

Confirmed full moon

 

[WPMUFC]

Confirmed full moon

may the moon shine brightly on us all on this blessed moon day.

Praise be to the moon

 

[Strats]

Confirmed full moon

Full moon

 

[CG1010]

We have a full moon! I repeat we have full moon!

 

[Compton22]

Oui x

 

[JJ12]

Time to go moonying

 

[flappyjay]

Confirmed full moon

 

[prateik]

Who are Madrid replacing him with? Surely not just Alaba and Militao ?

 

[sewey89]

Who are Madrid replacing him with? Surely not just Alaba and Militao ?

They're apparently buying nobody this summer according to Perez

 

[LawCharltonBest]

We have a full moon! I repeat we have full moon!

Is this a drill?

 

[Bondi77]

I can imagine a lot of us would be that eager if there are news of Lingard/Phil Jones being close to joining another club too.

Lingard is going nowhere and there are a few others who should be shown the exit before him anyway.

 

[sewey89]

Is this a drill?

Nope, deffo a moon