Me. This one would hurt a lot.
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Me. This one would hurt a lot.
Yeah I don’t see an argument really. They need to get winning trophies and the dollar will follow.
He's going in to clear out his locker and kiss his teammates goodbye.
Lucas's moon status has been revoked. His gravity was insufficient to clear his orbit.
I'll never love again if this doesn't happen
It’s much more fun to jump right in to every single saga, regardless of how it turns out. Sure it sucks when it doesn’t go our way but it does more often than not and there’s always the next one anyway.
Skysports is reporting as Varane is already done 
Skysports is reporting as Varane is already done
Hopefully he doesn't pick/ given #4. That number is cursed with injury. Varane used to be injury prone few seasons back.
That's pretty insensitive considering that's how charlenefan got six of his eight STIs.
Skysports is reporting as Varane is already done
Huge breasts, apparently.
Better to regret what you’ve done than what you haven’t imo.
Skysports is reporting as Varane is already done
As far as I am aware, Sky are a crescent moon at best
Bringing Rooney back?
That's the tertiary syphillis talking, pulling at your neurons like a puppetmaster, encouraging promiscuity so it can be passed onto other hosts.
Oh it's not a criticism. I was just saying the muppetry has floated quite a long way from the core issue.
Anderson
I’m a sceptic to the end. Still expecting him to sign a new contract at Madrid.
You don’t deserve any joy if he signs.
I still think this is done dealio. However, I really want the tier 3/4 and unknowns to feck off. We need the club mouth pieces to start reporting this one.
How many moons have we waited for this
Now tis about time
Werewolf tier level as our guidance
Now tis about time
Werewolf tier level as our guidance
Skysports is reporting as Varane is already done
Sexist Ole strikes again - someone give this guy a cold shower. Disgraceful!
Skysports is reporting as Varane is already done
Areola, another keeper Ole? Cmon 5 is enough
Wondered why my mentions were blowing up today. Cheers lads, reach for the stars and all that, give it a few years though before we talk about a statue.
Thanks for everything you've done for club and country Crossy. I started skateboarding as a kid because of you.
This one's tailor-made for the Caf:
And this:
And this:
Skysports is reporting as Varane is already done
we havent even really finished Sancho
Lets gooooooooooooooooo
The pull of Ole Fecking Solskjaer!
Big full moon tomorrow.
Romano putting it all on the line. Imagine the backlash if it doesn't happen
Can he pass the ball?
We seriously need someone to make a sailor moon gif if we pull this off.
This is the moon transfer
This is the moon transfer
José Félix Díaz is pretty confident, too, so I can see why Romano's willing to go that far.
What is the meaning of second tweet?
By all accounts, it'll be a big week fellow muppets
Crunch time, Varane returning from holiday. Would be my guess.
Marca's front page:
Translation (via Fjortoft, originally by Petter Veland):
Basically, Varane to United is very likely, either this summer or as a free agent next summer.
Translation (via Fjortoft, originally by Petter Veland):
Basically, Varane to United is very likely, either this summer or as a free agent next summer.
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