Rejecting Aston Villa I hear.
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Rejecting Aston Villa I hear.
That fecking dwarf is annoying.
I'm nervous. I'll go find someone or sthing to argue about on Facebook or sthing.
Some top Twitter jokes from fans.
BREAKING NEWS! Falcao refuses to sign until Tom Cleverly quits.
BREAKING NEWS! Anderson ate Falcao
And some Arsenal fans saying they were linked to Carvalho, Vidal, Falcao, Cavani and ended up with Welbeck. Also pointing out that United have bought Falcao to play with RvP and Rooney and sold Welbeck because he can't get a game and they have signed Welbeck as their first choice striker.
To be fair, Arsenal fans seem to be as gutted about signing Welbz as United fans are about losing him.
BREAKING NEWS! Falcao refuses to sign until Tom Cleverly quits.
BREAKING NEWS! Anderson ate Falcao
And some Arsenal fans saying they were linked to Carvalho, Vidal, Falcao, Cavani and ended up with Welbeck. Also pointing out that United have bought Falcao to play with RvP and Rooney and sold Welbeck because he can't get a game and they have signed Welbeck as their first choice striker.
To be fair, Arsenal fans seem to be as gutted about signing Welbz as United fans are about losing him.
Can't wait to see Ed and his trademark smug grin in those twitter confirmation photos as Falcao signs the contract.
That went unnoticed.. I thought I would acknowledge its brilliance
Come on Sky Sports news, do people really care about welbeck moving? Where's the Falcao news!
Well that means that falcao is signing
I know, I just want to hear the words "confirmed". It will make me sleep like a baby.
Thanks Tim
At least thats one thing Cleverley's got in common with Spanish midfielders.
Second time today that i've needed a nudge to get a punchline. I'm going to blame the mental drain that is deadline day.
We're all feeling the strain cap'n
My F5 key is getting very worn. Come on Woody, get it completed and you are forgiven.
Piss off with the transfer stats, you phone-hacking twots.
Amazing; at the same time when I read this, "Sergio Canales rejects move to Aston VIlla from Real Sociedad" pops up on Sky Sports News twitter, love it.Come on, get this one done already!
Come on Utd ffs, i'm dying for a Cleverley.
"Backgammon news now, and..."
Arghhhh
Arghhhh
Ffs, announce it already!
Is that a poop or a wank?
This is going to be announced at 1am, watch this space
Twitter humour is side splitting.
both would work
A shit.
Exactly. Watching him play is like being forced to watch a dude have a wank and a shit at the same time.
Tom Cleverley - Shitwank
Why the feck would it take so long??...Seriously, we never do things easily, do we??
3:50 AM here, i'm not sure if I can take this anymore.
This is the only solution...
This is the only solution...
Haha. Sarcasm aside. It's childish, tedious and often shite. But they made me chuckle, added with some of the humour in here is much needed light relief with the stress of waiting for the Falcao deal to be announced.
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