No, let's not do that. Let's be kind.
Queen Elizabeth II | 1926-2022 | Rest in Peace
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January 6th
1. I don’t watch tv and can find my own news on the internet.
2. I don’t watch tv.
3. I can live without football for a weekend.
4. It’s one game. There will never be a game big enough that I can’t miss it, it’s just football.
Short term inconvenience will be fine for the long term benefit.
After she passes and all the inconvenience caused by the mourning… we will have weeks and weeks of PR for Charles and to justify the Royal Family existing.
It’s going to be a right ballache changing all the money to put Chaz’s mug on it all.
Andrew as Meryn Fecking Trant with a sour face mumbling "too old" to the brothel owner as she wheels out yet another kid?
Meh, they'll just put another lizard into her skin suit
Tick tock
Sex at that age must do that to you
Especially as @Pexbo suggests - keeping time with a metronome. Poor dear.
Surely it’s time for a sweepstake thread @Damien
Shes recently single after a loooong time so she’s going to have been hitting tinder up and as everyone knows women have an easier time on there.
Pin cushion.
You lot are a bit mean. Queenie is still pretty badass, I think she'll get a bit closer to the Queen Mum's age yet before she snuffs it. Hopefully we can get a few more candid moments out of her first where she's slagging off Boris or something, I want the pissed up angry edge-of-dementia stage queen.
I think a lot of people like the idea of the Queen sending herself a centenary letter. I recon her odds of making it to that are about 2/1.
A knighthood for a shag she's not going to be short of offers.
That's what I am sayin'
Some of these comments are absolutely sick. She’s a human being FFS. And one who has devoted her entire life for us. You lot need to show some more respect.
I’ll go February 4th. Old hag is bound to take the limelight away from my Birthday
I’ll go February 4th. Old hag is bound to take the limelight away from my Birthday
Completely agree, absolutely shameful comments.
Just think about those poor Platinum Jubilee planners right now.
I'm fairly sure back pain is rarely terminal.
As you youngsters will learn, in time, as you get older, everything starts to hurt, often for no apparent reason.
As you youngsters will learn, in time, as you get older, everything starts to hurt, often for no apparent reason.
She must be sad at how things have all started to fall apart..
"And watch the things you gave your life to, broken" - not sure if there'll be any stooping and building 'em up, though.
"And watch the things you gave your life to, broken" - not sure if there'll be any stooping and building 'em up, though.
I bet she takes it up the wrong 'un.
They're not going to announce it until the NYSE opens tomorrow.
Wait, wrong thread.
Wait, wrong thread.
My god, she's going to go before Ole isn't she
I DEMAND TO KNOW EVERY GODDAM DETAIL OF THE QUEEN'S PRIVATE HEALTH CONDITIONS!
ARTHUR EDWARDS I now treat everything the Palace says with scepticism after their misleading statements about the Queen
WHEN the Queen announced she would not be at the Service of Remembrance I was not at all surprised.
What did surprise me was the Palace revealed she is suffering a back strain.
Her Majesty was forced to pull out of the Remembrance Day service at the CenotaphCredit: AFP
Normally, they don’t reveal what the problem is.
I just wonder what is really going on.
The Queen is the most adored woman in Britain and her people care about her deeply.
They also want to be reassured what they are being told is correct.
It is difficult when the Palace puts out misleading statements like recently claiming the Queen was resting at Windsor when she was on her way to hospital.
I now treat everything the Palace says with scepticism.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/16734065/buckingham-palace-queen-problems/
ARTHUR EDWARDS I now treat everything the Palace says with scepticism after their misleading statements about the Queen
WHEN the Queen announced she would not be at the Service of Remembrance I was not at all surprised.
What did surprise me was the Palace revealed she is suffering a back strain.
Her Majesty was forced to pull out of the Remembrance Day service at the CenotaphCredit: AFP
Normally, they don’t reveal what the problem is.
I just wonder what is really going on.
The Queen is the most adored woman in Britain and her people care about her deeply.
They also want to be reassured what they are being told is correct.
It is difficult when the Palace puts out misleading statements like recently claiming the Queen was resting at Windsor when she was on her way to hospital.
I now treat everything the Palace says with scepticism.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/16734065/buckingham-palace-queen-problems/
Shortest The Sun "article" of all time? 
Why does it randomly say the word 'fabulous' at the top of that article?
I think it's just a section on their website. Maybe a celebrity tittle tattle one.
It's happening.
Probably her last Christmas. If she makes it.
Probably her last Christmas. If she makes it.
Ah - she's entered the cocoon and started to pupate. Looking forward to her emerging with huge golden wings, a rolled up tongue and directional antennae come February time!
She's going to pop her clogs in the next two to three months. Could go any time.
I wonder if now, at this stage in her life where she's 'given' so much to us all in her never ending service, cutting ribbons over doorways and smashing bottles on boats, while looking around at the smoking bomb crater that is now the Royal family and thinks 'Feck me, I wish I'd have smoked more dope and shagged more men'?
MORE dope and MORE men?
See your point, ok, maybe she should have just given up at 20 and become a crack riddled prozzie?
Being the Queen would annoy the piss out of me due to all of the shite you're expected to do like host politicians (Trump 
) at your castle and have to go opening buildings and stuff. I'd just want to chill in my castle with my dogs and my hot tubs and shit load of acres. I feel a bit sorry for her in that regard.
) at your castle and have to go opening buildings and stuff. I'd just want to chill in my castle with my dogs and my hot tubs and shit load of acres. I feel a bit sorry for her in that regard.If she times this right the whole nation could be looking at a full week off over Christmas.
It’ll happen during the post-Christmas lockdown
I wouldn't feel too sorry for her, I'm sure it's not fun all the time but she's far from had a tough life. Personally, I'd strip the whole lot of them of everything and put them all in caravans. The remaining Royals are shite.