Queen Elizabeth II | 1926-2022 | Rest in Peace

I don't know, let's see:

I enjoyed the Royal Army one, who the feck calls it that? :lol:

Maybe he was thinking of the Royal Mail (now privatised)? Or maybe he's rimaldo's other personality?
 
I once nearly kissed a second cousin at a funeral, hadn't ever actually met her before so didn't know who she was and she was banging.

I can nearly guarantee that this happened at the Queen's funeral.
 
I once nearly kissed a second cousin at a funeral, hadn't ever actually met her before so didn't know who she was and she was banging.

I can nearly guarantee that this happened at the Queen's funeral.

why do you keep trying to kiss your second cousin?
 
I enjoyed the Royal Army one, who the feck calls it that? :lol:

Maybe he was thinking of the Royal Mail (now privatised)? Or maybe he's rimaldo's other personality?

I thing it may the royalist version of the Bundesliga Defense League
 
She was banging, you would do the same in my position for sure.
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He would
 
Royal Ascot
The Royal Opera house
The Royal Bank of Scotland
The Royal Oak pub
The Royal Vauxhall Tavern Gay Caberet club
The Royal Academy of Culinary Arts
Cafe Royal
Joe Royle
Royal by Lourdes
A Royale with Cheese

…Your boys took one hell of a beating!!
:lol:
 
Deserves to be put in the next round of GCSE exams really.

1) Assuming that Redcafe angers @MIC_FIN and he attends your loved ones funeral. There are are 37 guests in attendance, the average bladder capacity of @MIC_FIN is 400ml, assume @MIC_FIN has one attempt before being escorted off the premises, and that all guests are ready to get their drink which is ready at a nearby table. Assume that @MIC_FIN is so bitter and angry that he decides to piss in all guests drinks, how much piss will each drink contain? assume that there's no leakage.

Give your answer to 2 decimal places.

2) After your Grandma tastes @MIC_FIN urine in her lemonade, four of your cousins seize @MIC_FIN near mural to her late husband, before he can destroy it bellowing "LONG LIVE THE KING". The nearest exit is 810m away, assuming your cousins carry @MIC_FIN towards the door at a velocity of 5m^2/s find the time it will take for @MIC_FIN to be escorted off the premises.

Give your answer to 2 decimal places
:lol:
 
I’m curious why @The Corinthian has over 80 posts in this thread, @Paul the Wolf over 70 and @Moby over 60.

That’s over 200 posts between three posters who don’t really like England/Britain, dislike The Queen/Monarchy and want to keep calling other people strange and baiting then repeatedly..

Take a look at yourselves.

Now that is weird.
It'd be weirder if this thread was full of gushing comments about how great the queen was and how fun king Charles fingers are. She died weeks ago, I think enough "out of respect" time has passed that more challenging conversations can take place.
 
Deserves to be put in the next round of GCSE exams really.

1) Assuming that Redcafe angers @MIC_FIN and he attends your loved ones funeral. There are are 37 guests in attendance, the average bladder capacity of @MIC_FIN is 400ml, assume @MIC_FIN has one attempt before being escorted off the premises, and that all guests are ready to get their drink which is ready at a nearby table. Assume that @MIC_FIN is so bitter and angry that he decides to piss in all guests drinks, how much piss will each drink contain? assume that there's no leakage.

Give your answer to 2 decimal places.

2) After your Grandma tastes @MIC_FIN urine in her lemonade, four of your cousins seize @MIC_FIN near mural to her late husband, before he can destroy it bellowing "LONG LIVE THE KING". The nearest exit is 810m away, assuming your cousins carry @MIC_FIN towards the door at a velocity of 5m^2/s find the time it will take for @MIC_FIN to be escorted off the premises.

Give your answer to 2 decimal places
Brilliant :lol:
 
Royal Ascot
The Royal Opera house
The Royal Bank of Scotland
The Royal Oak pub
The Royal Vauxhall Tavern Gay Caberet club
The Royal Academy of Culinary Arts
Cafe Royal
Joe Royle
Royal by Lourdes
A Royale with Cheese

…Your boys took one hell of a beating!!
:lol:
 
I’ve missed the posts with the piss reference, what’s that all about?
Ruffled a few feathers?

I don’t give a toss. You've got some weird Kent stating Kim Jong would do over prince Charles in a fight.

You think I'm actually arsed about the monarchy? I'm laughing at you while you're laughing at me.

Yesterday was a funeral and I hope to feck someone turns up at one of your loved ones and pisses in all your drinks.
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It'd be weirder if this thread was full of gushing comments about how great the queen was and how fun king Charles fingers are. She died weeks ago, I think enough "out of respect" time has passed that more challenging conversations can take place.

Sure. I mean if shouting people down and calling others flag shaggers is challenging and interests people this is the place to be!

Anyway I pretty much agreed with @africanspur on this.
 
Ruffled a few feathers?

I don’t give a toss. You've got some weird Kent stating Kim Jong would do over prince Charles in a fight.

You think I'm actually arsed about the monarchy? I'm laughing at you while you're laughing at me.

Yesterday was a funeral and I hope to feck someone turns up at one of your loved ones and pisses in all your drinks.

He's got you there @Mr Pigeon :lol:

(because pigeons have feathers innit)
 
https://www.dazeddigital.com/life-c...he-english-love-oppression-queen-royal-family

The English have loved bootlicking for quite some time, makes sense.
That was an interesting read. I think there’s some truth in it about how, in this country specifically, history happens around us…that we are passive participants but we don’t see ourselves as agents of change. That thought actually reflects British politics for the last 6-7 years, maybe even further back to when Tories regained power actually.
Dazeddigital

Going places other high quality outlets wouldn’t dare to tread
What did you think of the article?
 
Is it actually possible to shag a flag?

I guess you could make it into an elementary fleshlight by utilising rubber bands, however the issue you'd then have is making it fly after the remnants have dried.

Food for thought now that the funeral is over I guess.
 
@2cents, that's fascinating. I haven't read it all yet, but I can recommend pages 17 to 20 of the PDF.

If anyone thinks Britain has a long and storied tradition of great pageantry, this absolutely dispels that myth. It's a relatively modern thing, during the last 130 years or so.

it makes for fascinating reading and eloquently explains the relatively recent origins of all of this pomp and ceremony that so many of you are moaning about. I highly recommend that you make the effort to read the extract as it also gives us some insights into why the monarchy has been able to survive in its present form for over a century.

Yeah it's really good. It's from a classic collection of essays called The Invention of Tradition, there's a PDF you can find floating around online with a quick google if you're interested.

Also welcome back @Grinner.
 
That was an interesting read. I think there’s some truth in it about how, in this country specifically, history happens around us…that we are passive participants but we don’t see ourselves as agents of change. That thought actually reflects British politics for the last 6-7 years, maybe even further back to when Tories regained power actually.

What did you think of the article?

10/10 would read again
 
https://www.dazeddigital.com/life-c...he-english-love-oppression-queen-royal-family

The English have loved bootlicking for quite some time, makes sense.
It reads as something produced by someone that has to create a quantity of content and this is the best idea they could think of at the time.

The early stuff applies to other countries as well as the English, in some cases more so.

The French and Russian revolutions occurred because those countries were more hierarchical than Britain, not less.

He seems to think the current royal family does actually rule the country, which is bollocks, and completely misses the one blindingly obvious example of disgraceful real hereditary and unelected power in Britain today, the House of Lords.

It has some content.

2/10
 
Ruffled a few feathers?

I don’t give a toss. You've got some weird Kent stating Kim Jong would do over prince Charles in a fight.

You think I'm actually arsed about the monarchy? I'm laughing at you while you're laughing at me.

Yesterday was a funeral and I hope to feck someone turns up at one of your loved ones and pisses in all your drinks.

sorry to have to post this again but I know what some of you lot are like

Please, this cannot be allowed here. For gods sake someone has passed away, this is not right mods. I know this poster has a longstanding history here, but this is not right. I can't be the only one that thinks this?
 
It reads as something produced by someone that has to create a quantity of content and this is the best idea they could think of at the time.

The early stuff applies to other countries as well as the English, in some cases more so.

The French and Russian revolutions occurred because those countries were more hierarchical than Britain, not less.

He seems to think the current royal family does actually rule the country, which is bollocks, and completely misses the one blindingly obvious example of disgraceful real hereditary and unelected power in Britain today, the House of Lords.

It has some content.

2/10

Why focus on the real problems in society when you can just hate on the Windsors.
 
sorry to have to post this again but I know what some of you lot are like

Please, this cannot be allowed here. For gods sake someone has passed away, this is not right mods. I know this poster has a longstanding history here, but this is not right. I can't be the only one that thinks this?

Put him on ignore.
 
As a Non British and non English I can say that this is a lot of bollocks on the thread and the article mentioned in some newspaper. If anyone thinks the Monarch rules then he or she is an idiot. The Monarch is just a puppet. Maybe if the Monarch has some powers it may be a good thing as they will be able to stop these imbeciles in power wrecking the whole country and the world.