noelyman
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I don't know, let's see:
Hoisted by his own petard.
I don't know, let's see:
Britain is great, always was. I'll buy you the boat to Korea if you want mate.
BrilliantI don't know, let's see:
I don't know, let's see:
I once nearly kissed a second cousin at a funeral, hadn't ever actually met her before so didn't know who she was and she was banging.
I can nearly guarantee that this happened at the Queen's funeral.
I enjoyed the Royal Army one, who the feck calls it that?
Maybe he was thinking of the Royal Mail (now privatised)? Or maybe he's rimaldo's other personality?
Because she's banging, cant you read?why do you keep trying to kiss your second cousin?
She was banging, you would do the same in my position for sure.why do you keep trying to kiss your second cousin?
She was banging, you would do the same in my position for sure.
I don't know, let's see:
Royal Ascot
The Royal Opera house
The Royal Bank of Scotland
The Royal Oak pub
The Royal Vauxhall Tavern Gay Caberet club
The Royal Academy of Culinary Arts
Cafe Royal
Joe Royle
Royal by Lourdes
A Royale with Cheese
…Your boys took one hell of a beating!!
Deserves to be put in the next round of GCSE exams really.
1) Assuming that Redcafe angers @MIC_FIN and he attends your loved ones funeral. There are are 37 guests in attendance, the average bladder capacity of @MIC_FIN is 400ml, assume @MIC_FIN has one attempt before being escorted off the premises, and that all guests are ready to get their drink which is ready at a nearby table. Assume that @MIC_FIN is so bitter and angry that he decides to piss in all guests drinks, how much piss will each drink contain? assume that there's no leakage.
Give your answer to 2 decimal places.
2) After your Grandma tastes @MIC_FIN urine in her lemonade, four of your cousins seize @MIC_FIN near mural to her late husband, before he can destroy it bellowing "LONG LIVE THE KING". The nearest exit is 810m away, assuming your cousins carry @MIC_FIN towards the door at a velocity of 5m^2/s find the time it will take for @MIC_FIN to be escorted off the premises.
Give your answer to 2 decimal places
It'd be weirder if this thread was full of gushing comments about how great the queen was and how fun king Charles fingers are. She died weeks ago, I think enough "out of respect" time has passed that more challenging conversations can take place.I’m curious why @The Corinthian has over 80 posts in this thread, @Paul the Wolf over 70 and @Moby over 60.
That’s over 200 posts between three posters who don’t really like England/Britain, dislike The Queen/Monarchy and want to keep calling other people strange and baiting then repeatedly..
Take a look at yourselves.
Now that is weird.
BrilliantDeserves to be put in the next round of GCSE exams really.
1) Assuming that Redcafe angers @MIC_FIN and he attends your loved ones funeral. There are are 37 guests in attendance, the average bladder capacity of @MIC_FIN is 400ml, assume @MIC_FIN has one attempt before being escorted off the premises, and that all guests are ready to get their drink which is ready at a nearby table. Assume that @MIC_FIN is so bitter and angry that he decides to piss in all guests drinks, how much piss will each drink contain? assume that there's no leakage.
Give your answer to 2 decimal places.
2) After your Grandma tastes @MIC_FIN urine in her lemonade, four of your cousins seize @MIC_FIN near mural to her late husband, before he can destroy it bellowing "LONG LIVE THE KING". The nearest exit is 810m away, assuming your cousins carry @MIC_FIN towards the door at a velocity of 5m^2/s find the time it will take for @MIC_FIN to be escorted off the premises.
Give your answer to 2 decimal places
Royal Ascot
The Royal Opera house
The Royal Bank of Scotland
The Royal Oak pub
The Royal Vauxhall Tavern Gay Caberet club
The Royal Academy of Culinary Arts
Cafe Royal
Joe Royle
Royal by Lourdes
A Royale with Cheese
…Your boys took one hell of a beating!!
I’ve missed the posts with the piss reference, what’s that all about?
.Ruffled a few feathers?
I don’t give a toss. You've got some weird Kent stating Kim Jong would do over prince Charles in a fight.
You think I'm actually arsed about the monarchy? I'm laughing at you while you're laughing at me.
Yesterday was a funeral and I hope to feck someone turns up at one of your loved ones and pisses in all your drinks.
It'd be weirder if this thread was full of gushing comments about how great the queen was and how fun king Charles fingers are. She died weeks ago, I think enough "out of respect" time has passed that more challenging conversations can take place.
Ruffled a few feathers?
I don’t give a toss. You've got some weird Kent stating Kim Jong would do over prince Charles in a fight.
You think I'm actually arsed about the monarchy? I'm laughing at you while you're laughing at me.
Yesterday was a funeral and I hope to feck someone turns up at one of your loved ones and pisses in all your drinks.
Royal Ascot
The Royal Opera house
The Royal Bank of Scotland
The Royal Oak pub
The Royal Vauxhall Tavern Gay Caberet club
The Royal Academy of Culinary Arts
Cafe Royal
Joe Royle
Royal by Lourdes
A Royale with Cheese
…Your boys took one hell of a beating!!
His names park ji sungWho's the Korean?
Don't ask @The FirestarterWho's the Korean?
Fixed.
I'd say drunk but it was only 22:17 and on a school night.
So unhinged.
Ask Trump he is allegedly in the market for good quality pee.Is it true that some people will pay good money for piss P-Ro?
That was an interesting read. I think there’s some truth in it about how, in this country specifically, history happens around us…that we are passive participants but we don’t see ourselves as agents of change. That thought actually reflects British politics for the last 6-7 years, maybe even further back to when Tories regained power actually.https://www.dazeddigital.com/life-c...he-english-love-oppression-queen-royal-family
The English have loved bootlicking for quite some time, makes sense.
What did you think of the article?Dazeddigital
Going places other high quality outlets wouldn’t dare to tread
@2cents, that's fascinating. I haven't read it all yet, but I can recommend pages 17 to 20 of the PDF.
If anyone thinks Britain has a long and storied tradition of great pageantry, this absolutely dispels that myth. It's a relatively modern thing, during the last 130 years or so.
it makes for fascinating reading and eloquently explains the relatively recent origins of all of this pomp and ceremony that so many of you are moaning about. I highly recommend that you make the effort to read the extract as it also gives us some insights into why the monarchy has been able to survive in its present form for over a century.
That was an interesting read. I think there’s some truth in it about how, in this country specifically, history happens around us…that we are passive participants but we don’t see ourselves as agents of change. That thought actually reflects British politics for the last 6-7 years, maybe even further back to when Tories regained power actually.
What did you think of the article?
It reads as something produced by someone that has to create a quantity of content and this is the best idea they could think of at the time.https://www.dazeddigital.com/life-c...he-english-love-oppression-queen-royal-family
The English have loved bootlicking for quite some time, makes sense.
Ruffled a few feathers?
I don’t give a toss. You've got some weird Kent stating Kim Jong would do over prince Charles in a fight.
You think I'm actually arsed about the monarchy? I'm laughing at you while you're laughing at me.
Yesterday was a funeral and I hope to feck someone turns up at one of your loved ones and pisses in all your drinks.
It reads as something produced by someone that has to create a quantity of content and this is the best idea they could think of at the time.
The early stuff applies to other countries as well as the English, in some cases more so.
The French and Russian revolutions occurred because those countries were more hierarchical than Britain, not less.
He seems to think the current royal family does actually rule the country, which is bollocks, and completely misses the one blindingly obvious example of disgraceful real hereditary and unelected power in Britain today, the House of Lords.
It has some content.
2/10
sorry to have to post this again but I know what some of you lot are like
Please, this cannot be allowed here. For gods sake someone has passed away, this is not right mods. I know this poster has a longstanding history here, but this is not right. I can't be the only one that thinks this?
I wouldn't read that much into it, he seems to be a writer that has to keep finding things to write about, and he isn't a particularly good one.Why focus on the real problems in society when you can just hate on the Windsors.