Just been out for a morning walk and went though a bit of woodland and there was a crowd of people gathered there and a murmur of excited muttering was cutting through the air and I thought “what the hell is going on here?”.
So I approached them, albeit cautiously, and it took a while before anyone even noticed I was there as they were all distracted by something. The first one that saw me was a tall man, probably in his late 70s if I had to guess, raised his arm and gestured for me to hurry over to them.
I’ve got to be honest, the excitement was infectious and I couldn’t help myself and found my legs carrying me over to the now ecstatic crowd. As soon as I reached them they all stopped and fell back into silence. Then a young girl appeared from the centre of the crowd carrying a phone. “You need to see this, it’s the final truth. The war is over”. As she passed me the phone, 30 or 40 faces beamed with anticipation, as if they were reliving the moment they first read this final truth through me, and it’s my honour to share it with you today: