Premier League Matchweek 3 (26-27 August)

Top 4 will be quite easy to tell this season. No way the north london clubs are making it. Spurs have 38 away games and Arsenal are a shambles
 
Stop saying how Wenger lost dressing room, they are all like 11 Wengers on the pitch, they dont play like this for the first time.
 
Burnley have equalised. The curse of Wembley has struck again for Spurs.
 
Arsenal's torture over
 
Sure arsenal made it easy , but that was cracker of a performance by Liverpool, considering both their CAMs out. No lallana No coutinho.
 
Get in Burnley, Dyche you are a real manager, not like that chosen English son among managers Howe.
 
Ozil sitting on the pitch doing his Marty Feldman impression.

Not sure why he looks tired, he touched the ball about as often as i did.
 
Oh man I gotta say that is a truly terrible result. Genuinely starting to fear for our season. We need some players in the next few days otherwise it's mid table mediocrity again.
 
I'll bet. Arsenal are shithouses who look like they'll concede every time.

EDIT: Congratulations. {Did I mention I am a Nigerian Prince?}
Really? I know your brother, he emails me quite a lot.

Thanks mate. Bout time I had a smidgin of good luck this summer.

Milky bars are on me.
 
It's sport, not war or it's not as if he's lost in business. No, I don't feel sorry for him but if you want to feel sorry for a millionaire who's losing at sport go ahead
His money has nothing to do with it. Yes I feel sorry for him.