anyone who hasn’t got haaland as captain is playing the game wrong.
Premier League Gameweek 1
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anyone who hasn’t got haaland as captain is playing the game wrong.
All this constant doom and gloom is nauseating.
Is one of the island boys playing for city at left back ?
No, picked him over Foden
haha....if this wasn't a match thread i'd throw that gif in here but i don't want to get banned or warned
Crowd of gone a bit quiet. They really shouldn't because they will give a lot a teams a scare at their place.
He's probably going to sleep at night dreaming of lining-up with both, whatever the formation
I’d take it. Rate Mbappe higher but he isn’t what is needed while Haaland is. Can see him getting bored in the PL and wanting out.
City games are so boring
I suppose normally it would be 3 mins given the stoppages. So 5 makes sense with the new laws
Limped off in the two biggest games of his career.
They’re genuinely the most boring team to watch in the PL. Keeping the ball for 90 mins might be the best way to win a game but it’s absolute dogshit television.
5 minutes added time in the first half. I like the new rules. Was stupid when they never used to add on time in the first half
Incredibly dull.
Just pass it around in defence/midfield for 5 minutes... Then launch it over the top.
Done with this. Boring shit.
Same with all of city’s best players over the years. There’s some common factor that means they never want to leave. Dunno what though.
I appreciate what they do is class. The boss the ball, pass it for fun, similar to Peps Barca but it's an absolute chore to watch.
This is pointless to watch. City have been poor yet Burnley can’t take advantage of it as they’re very much a Championship side.
That bit alteast is credit to Burnley because they're not finding any way through the middle.
It’s never entertaining watching rivals winning games at a canter
i hated watching arsenal too during their invincible season for example
if this was us we would all be be loving every secound
Burnley need another forward
They love the club!
I can’t believe the utter stupidity of some defenders.
Kompany really should have just stuck a defender on Haaland the whole game and not given him an inch. You’re sacrificing one of the league’s worst players to ensure the most dangerous striker in the world is under constant pressure.
Kompany really should have just stuck a defender on Haaland the whole game and not given him an inch. You’re sacrificing one of the league’s worst players to ensure the most dangerous striker in the world is under constant pressure.
Guardiola 
Oh yeah, they're a great team and everything... But yeah, it's not great viewing
Nah I don't agree. It's boring. Liverpool were actually a good watch there for a few seasons even though it was shite seeing them win. Their games were entertaining
Guardiola’s been on the white stuff already
The problem isn’t the possession. It’s that it’s boring possession. They are starting to remind me of the later Barca pep teams that just hoarded the ball and gave it to Messi a couple of times to score and win. Arsenal possess the ball very well too but they are much more probing and activein how they create. City have been passing it around the back or just hoofing it long.
Pep having a go at his striker that's scored him 2 goals
He's an absolute lunatic
He's an absolute lunatic
Liverpool and that Sane led City team were by far the two most fun teams to watch in the past 15 years or so
Screaming and shoving a camera, this should be a 10 game touchline ban
Nice of Pep to shove the camera away....twat
This is different. Peps revolutionised football but it’s so less entertaining now. You can appreciate the tactical and technical skill of it all but with the tactical fouls and the way they keep the ball there’s barely a sniff of a counter attack.
What was that about?Pep having a go at his striker that's scored him 2 goals
He's an absolute lunatic
What was pep saying?
It's even more boring to just fight for 2nd... I am not too enthusiastic about our upcoming season...
Don't worry. They'll get a 2point deduction in 3 years. And maybe they won't be as dull when Pep leaves.
So if this was utd, you would be posting how bored you are…Is that what you are saying?
Not sure, seemed like he said something about tempo?
I agree. it's not just City games either. Individuality has been sapped out of the sport the last 5 years it seems.