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West Ham United 1:0 Manchester United

Post-match discussion


Sun, 07 May 2023

These players are all jokers. Gutless. Can't finish to save their life then one goal and play like scared little puppies the next 70 plus minutes before showing any life
 
Where the feck was the midfield today?! I've lost count of how many times Shaw and Lindelöf passed the ball between them and DDG. At times, I couldn't even see a midfielder in the frame, everyone was so stupidly up the field. No ideas on how to draw West Ham out of shape or to even stretch them, everything happening slowly and brainless. Utter disappointment, this was absolute crap.
 
Is Moyes a better manager than ETH?

Or does West Ham have better players than us?

What is going on here?
Yep they have better players and that baller Rice won’t be a bad £120m investment.

Nah, just look like we’ve lost our way as a team.
 
Awful. I'll be amazed if we manage to pull to a top four finish at this stage.
 
Nowhere near good enough but the first half was relatively comfortable until our idiot goalkeeper let that pea roller in. The lack of response or any form of intensity from the rest of the team was pretty meek but we shouldn't have been put in a situation like that. We're in freefall.
 
De Gea howler but all in all a deserved win for West Ham. At least I'll feel better about Monday and work for a change.

Said I wouldn't be unhappy with 2 draws from Brighton and West Ham, getting 0 points is horrible and both goals coming from our players' mistakes make it only worse.
 
When you can't score for toffee we should at least not concede soft goals like that.

Season went off the rails with Garnacho and then Licha injuries :( What's up with Pellistri? Why does he get zero playing time with everyone shattered and playing terrible football?
 
It's simple. If you don't score your chances and you let in stupid goals you lose games.

Keeper needs to go as he does it too often and we already knew that we are short of a decent striker.

Too many fluffed big chances - what's going on?
 
Zero intelligence on the ball even Eriksen, our reliable ball player has looked poor since his return. EtH has to share the blame, we keep pi king the same players, making the same subs, it's terrible to watch
 
Just cowardly dogshit performances from our apparent better players and dogshit from the actual dogshit players our squad is littered with. Equals a dogshit performance against a dogshit side.
 
ABYSMAL and i no Ten Hag is gonna get lots of criticism but the players look knackered and why was this game scheduled for sunday night after we played away on Thursday its no suprise we are lacking steam so i wasnt suprised to see some changed today but an utterly unnaceptable display and the goalkeeper must be sold he is shocking.
 
We are miles off winning anything major like the PL or CL (probably wont be in it next season anyhow.) Its all gone really bad since winning the Carabao. Players look wrecked too. Bruno badly needs a rest.

New Goaly, RB, MF and Striker in the summer. We still dont have any patterns of play though. Its hope for the best most of the time.
 
DDG and Malacia useless

Bruno, WW, Rashford & Antony diabolical.

Felt sorry for Casemiro and Eriksen. Zero movement in front of them.

Complete inability to create good chances, pull their defence about, quickly move the ball. It’s hard to do that with 4 statues in the final third

Trying our hardest to blow top 4. Liverpools form and fixtures are a real concern. Won 5/5 with Leicester, villa and Southampton to play
 
Put the Formula 1 on as soon as it started ngl. A promising season fizzling out. :boring:
 
Attacking wise, this is a very poor United side. 49 league goals scored this season, with a goal difference of 8. You can't dress that up - that's fecking pathetic. That's midtable-esque.
 
If anyone thought we were going to turn up in a 7pm Sunday night game in London, more fool them.

Could play until next weekend and were never scoring.
 
We gifted them a goal and failed to match their effort

Too slow in the build up making it ridiculously easy for them to defend

Midfield were disgraceful they left the defenders completely isolated and never gave them an out ball, Sabitzer came short to collect the ball more in his cameo than Casemiro did the entire game

No urgency until the 85th minute

Dreadful performance all round
 
If we were doing manager ratings, EtH should get 3 for this disaster. His starting line-up with Weghorst as 10 and Bruno on the wing was complete bullshit, considering other available players, and his subs were waaaay too late to make a difference. De Gea fecked up, team sucked, but it all started with Erik.
 
The wankers sulked after they conceded, should have once again been leading the game but the useless cnuts can't hit a barn door.

Can't wait till the season is over as usual.
 
Beaten by a shite West Ham. Shows how shite we are. It’s utterly depressing. I fear for the Cup final. This team against Sportwash FC? They’ll absolutely murder us.
 
No Thursday game this week, meaning there's NO excuse for a lack of urgency next week, but feck me that was poor. Maybe Shaw comes out with some credit.
 
Losing via goalkeeping error, what next? West Ham was rubbish was the worst part. How the fcuk did Martial miss that chance from the corner. Hard to trust this flaky group of United players finishing the season in the top 4.
 
Same old story.. reasonable first half but woeful finishing Followed by another comical error to gift a goal.
2nd half just bloody dreadful effort. We made a minor raise in tempo on 92 minutes, too little too late.
3-0 wouldn't have flattered west ham tonight. Our players clearly prefer Thursday night games to CL.

And how the hell do you pick a motm from that shower.
 
We had them on toast until they scored. We just lack people that can actually score goals, something other than one of those car dealship inflatables in goal, and a squad that don’t cry when they have to try a bit harder. Not much…
 
Terrible result. We needed this win to take some of the pressure off of us from the chasing pack and then we go and lose, we could not let it happen but you have gone and done it. De Gea should hang his head in shame, we had total control of the game until he threw it away. The other story is that it is now 1 goal in three, we do create chances but none of them look like they are going to put them away.

4th place is still in our hands but right now this team has no legs and no form. If ETH can’t change that in the next 6 days then we won’t have a chance either.
 
Need a new gk and we better not bottle it, 4 points in 4 games is a joke
 
There are teams that always raise their game in a season when you dont want them to. Moyes doing an utter Moyes master class. Stay compact, hit the channels, frustrate, play the percentages.........(insert your own cliche)

The fact was it wasnt an intelligent performance from us. Bruno moaning because he got caught offside at the death..............guess what, stay on side mofo !!!!!

Rashford huffed and puffed and really did nothing.

DDG Too many brain farts that turn 1 point into zero, 3 points into 1.

The fact that West Am are down there tells you something.................they are not very good.
 
So so so so so so so so so so so so so so pedantic. Build up play is crap. No wonder pir chance creation and conversion is crap.
 
Another disgraceful performance. We could easily lose every game for the rest of the season, I'm sure we won't, but on this form? Suddenly I wouldn't be surprised.

We look totally done.
 
Absolute joke
Players are so greedy and shoot on sight

We will let top 4 slip anyone ANYONE who’s been watching United last few seasons has seen this story over and over again.

De Gea could have ruined our whole season with one blunder and people go on about him saving our seasons.
 
A howler to give the home team all the confidence they needed. We were hardly great before that but we were at least in control, creating chances and West Ham didn't threaten much. Thanks DDG.
 

Player Ratings

3.9 Total Average Rating

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Score Predictions

123,31,21
  • Man Utd win
  • West Ham win
  • Draw

Detailed Results

  • 23% West Ham 0:2 Man Utd
  • 21% West Ham 1:2 Man Utd
  • 11% West Ham 0:1 Man Utd
  • 9% West Ham 1:1 Man Utd
  • 9% West Ham 1:3 Man Utd
  • 7% West Ham 1:0 Man Utd
  • 5% West Ham 2:1 Man Utd
  • 4% West Ham 2:0 Man Utd
  • 3% West Ham 0:3 Man Utd
  • 2% West Ham 0:0 Man Utd
  • 1% West Ham 2:3 Man Utd
  • 1% West Ham 0:4 Man Utd
  • 1% West Ham 0:5 Man Utd
  • 1% West Ham 3:1 Man Utd
  • 1% West Ham 4:0 Man Utd
  • 1% West Ham 9:0 Man Utd
  • 1% West Ham 2:2 Man Utd
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Match Stats

  1. West Ham
  2. Man Utd
Possession
35% 65%
Shots
15 19
Shots on Target
4 4
Corners
5 6
Fouls
4 9

Referee

Peter Bankes