I thought it was Mark Twain but I could be wrong. However, the phrase is apt. This American obsession with statistics is all very well for their team sports but since it has been introduced into the English game (thanks Sky), a whole bloody industry has been built around it. Look at a match report from, say, 1985 or 1975 and there's no mention of assists and suchlike. Football really is such an uncomplicated game. I just watch the game and ignore the stats, the XG, heat maps, and uncle Tom Cobbly and all. For every player on the pitch, there seems to be half a dozen TV experts telling everyone how it can be done better. Maybe I'm just an old man having a moan but, my goodness, it takes a lot of the fun out of it.