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Manchester United 0:3 Bournemouth

Post-match discussion


Sun, 22 December 2024

Lucky McLuckerson

The saviour of our season (ask Maradona10)
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Man Utd 0:1 Bournemouth - Huijsen (29')


Man Utd 0:2 Bournemouth - Kluivert (61' pen)


Man Utd 0:3 Bournemouth - Semenyo (63')
 
Expected to win, was it? That should temper those expectations. :lol:

Anyway, I’m checking out of this season. This team is literal trash and a relegation scrap wouldn’t surprise me. Would be deserved, actually.
 
We were the better team, the narrative won’t say that, but it’s true, we just cannot finish chances for shit. Our front line is nowhere near good enough. We need to prioritise a top striker.
 
I can’t post my feelings about our players here or I’ll get banned. But we have a lot of cnuts in this team.
 
What is there to even say after that? Just makes going out of the league cup even worse. We aren't doing anything in the league that's for sure.
 
Idiotic sub to take off Ugarte. Mainoo was absolutely horrible. We’re going to have a real struggle finishing in the top half.
 
This club needs a reset! Play some talents and kick most of these shite players out of the club ...
 
Good end to the first half and came out for the second and offered nothing until the game was gone.

The finishing was absolutely diabolical. Were they all drunk?
 
Manager needs time

However we did nowhere near enough in the final third to test 3 defenders early 20s and under and a goalkeeper that Chelsea dont rate
 
We won’t progress while Bruno’s our captain. Whinging and moaning his career away.
 
Some really, really poor players.

Lets hope we can back Amorim in January a little at least to try and phase out some of the trash.
 
Every single player should be transferlisted January 1, the ones that looks somewhat good is just because they aren't as shit as the rest. In the end no-one in this team is top half PL quality, and most is not even top half championship quality.

And Amorim needs to fire his set-piece coach if he wants a chance to even survive long enough to try and get us promotion from the championship next season
 
That defeat is on the players not having the desire, energy or mentality to play professional football. Bournemouth out ran us and that’s all it takes to beat us 9/10.

Amorim needs to start picking his first 11 and sticking to it, stop this chopping and changing, the squad is rubbish and we can’t cope with it.
 
Zirkzee and Malacia should just sit in the stands going forward
 
Can't defend a set piece to save our lives since Amorim (and his set piece coach mate) came in. Absolutely braindead individual moments. No composure at all in the attacking third.

Some quite decent general play. No idea how we didn't score at least three ourselves.
 
Knew this would be tough going by recent form. Even so, I didn’t expect Bournemouth to be that much better than us.

Too easy for them to get three up. We only started to create when Bournemouth dropped down to second gear, and even then we couldn’t buy a goal.

I just hope another good manager doesn’t find himself in a position from which there’s no coming back.
 
All our attackers and Mainoo were shit. Maz had a terrible game as did the coach. Horrible performance all round led by the useless loser captain we have.
 
Absolute embrassment.

Funnily enough its the SECOND time we've lost to them at home in this manner, within a year.

We're only good enough to scrape a win against city, who are arguably in even WORSE form than we are.

Thats our level now.
 
These players are so sub-par it's criminal given the money spent.

It's like we paid Harrods price tags for Temu quality.
 
The lack of quality in both boxes is a huge concern. We've had comfortably more territory and chances and still lost by 3 goals. Similar story vs Spurs and Forest in the last couple of weeks. Really, really poor.
 
We were the better team, the narrative won’t say that, but it’s true, we just cannot finish chances for shit. Our front line is nowhere near good enough. We need to prioritise a top striker.
Elephant in the room.... missing chances doesn't mean we should concede from every shot the opposition has. 2 against Bodo Glimt, 3 against Forest and now 3 against Bournemouth at HOME. Forget scoring, the defence is absolutely terrible and the GK is a gift to the opposition.
 
So fecking fed up. So pissed off that we follow up the win at Etihad with two shiteshow performances to set us back again. I know it's a tricky season be fecking seriously. How can we not go on a positive run after beating City?
 

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Score Predictions

128,16,16
  • Man Utd win
  • Bournemouth win
  • Draw

Detailed Results

  • 29% Man Utd 2:1 Bournemouth
  • 18% Man Utd 2:0 Bournemouth
  • 15% Man Utd 3:1 Bournemouth
  • 9% Man Utd 3:0 Bournemouth
  • 6% Man Utd 2:2 Bournemouth
  • 4% Man Utd 1:1 Bournemouth
  • 4% Man Utd 0:1 Bournemouth
  • 3% Man Utd 4:0 Bournemouth
  • 3% Man Utd 1:2 Bournemouth
  • 2% Man Utd 3:2 Bournemouth
  • 1% Man Utd 1:0 Bournemouth
  • 1% Man Utd 4:1 Bournemouth
  • 1% Man Utd 0:2 Bournemouth
  • 1% Man Utd 0:4 Bournemouth
  • 1% Man Utd 2:3 Bournemouth
  • 1% Man Utd 5:0 Bournemouth
  • 1% Man Utd 2:6 Bournemouth
  • 1% Man Utd 1:3 Bournemouth
Compiled from 160 predictions.
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Match Stats

  1. Man Utd
  2. Bournemouth
Overall possession
60% 40%
Shots
23 10
Shots on target
7 5
Total touches in the box
45 15
Goalkeeper saves
2 7
Fouls
11 11
Corners
13 1

Referee

Craig Pawson