Pogba Hair Update

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He really needs to get a grip and focus on actually playing well, what grown up gets emojis or whatever they're called shaved into his hair. Jesus it's like he's ten years old or something.

It's not a big issue in my opinion. It doesn't occupy a lot of his free time. Becks and Ronnie did it and it didn't effect their football side a lot.
 
He really needs to get a grip and focus on actually playing well, what grown up gets emojis or whatever they're called shaved into his hair. Jesus it's like he's ten years old or something.

Get a grip? He cuts patterns into his hair. No big deal ffs.

Do you actually believe that there is a correlation between cutting hair and playing football?
 
He should be concentrating on improving his abysmal form rather than "looking good for the 'gram".
 
Get a grip? He cuts patterns into his hair. No big deal ffs.

Do you actually believe that there is a correlation between cutting hair and playing football?
Let it go chief, some people actually think there is -shocking!
 
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Roo - "You mean, instead of having bum-hair stuck to my head in a weird, perma-gelled side parting type thing...I could've just shaved something cool into my short hair and changed it whenever I wanted...?"

Pog - "Erm, yeah mate"

Roo - "It's beautiful"

Mike - *Yearns for the old days when Wazza was impressed by MY hair & would reach up in awe to feel it*

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these "he should concentrate/be focused on" posts, get me every time :lol:
 
Get a grip? He cuts patterns into his hair. No big deal ffs.

Do you actually believe that there is a correlation between cutting hair and playing football?


Primary school kids get crap like that done to their hair, Pogba isn't a kid he's a man. Didn't Pogba himself say he left a kid and came back a man?

pogba is the most expensive player in the world but has been playing bad for us couple that with getting a new haircut every week and it Just makes us a laughing stock to other clubs
 
Primary school kids get crap like that done to their hair, Pogba isn't a kid he's a man. Didn't Pogba himself say he left a kid and came back a man?

Pogba has already been playing bad for us and getting a new haircut every week Just makes us a laughing stock to other clubs

What???!!! Are you for real? So the fact that a player cuts his hair weekly impacts on his football? Seriously? So in your opinion, his hairstyle is crap? Why? Any other players you feel the same about?
 
pogba is the most expensive player in the world but has been playing bad for us couple that with getting a new haircut every week and it Just makes us a laughing stock to other clubs

A man getting his hair cut makes us a laughing stock? No it doesn't!

Sure knock his performances if they are sub-par, but the guy isn't Samson from the Bible - his hair has bugger all to do with it.

The guy embodies what young kids want to aspire to, if anything his image should be (and is being) put to use by the club. Look at his unveiling - welcome to the modern era.
 
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Trust the Caf to turn a lighthearted thread about a player's hair into some sad pseudo-philosophical chest thumping session for a bunch of haughty, out of touch weirdos.
 
Can't believe United paid a world record fee for an average player that spents most of his time on haircuts instead of football. This club really has become a laughing stock.White text
 
Primary school kids get crap like that done to their hair, Pogba isn't a kid he's a man. Didn't Pogba himself say he left a kid and came back a man?

pogba is the most expensive player in the world but has been playing bad for us couple that with getting a new haircut every week and it Just makes us a laughing stock to other clubs

What utter tripe.

What he does with his hair, or social media accounts really doesn't concern you.

Just because he's a footballer who happened to be the subject of a world record fee, doesn't mean football should consume his every moment and he isn't allowed to do things he finds fun such as getting hair cuts, dancing, shopping etc.
Before social media footballers did all kinds of weird things with their personal lives, we just didn't get to see it.

Get a grip.
 
Can't believe United paid a world record fee for an average player that spents most of his time on haircuts instead of football. This club really has become a laughing stock.White text

Maybe somebody like you could run it for us. Somebody who can't spell spends.
 
Can't believe United paid a world record fee for an average player that spents most of his time on haircuts instead of football. This club really has become a laughing stock.White text

Ya but, our hair is looking freshhhhh bruv.

Honey Badger G lined up next, sick!

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A man getting his hair cut makes us a laughing stock? No it doesn't!

Sure knock his performances if they are sub-par, but the guy isn't Samson from the Bible - his hair has bugger all to do with it.

The guy embodies what young kids want to aspire to, if anything his image should be (and is being) put to use by the club. Look at his unveiling - welcome to the modern era.

I think some of our fans object to Pogba being the face of the club. If it wasn't his hair it would be something else.
 
What kind of grown man spends time on an internet forum complaining about someone's hairstyle like it was personal to them? :rolleyes:
 
Aye but why would a black guy having daft hair anger people? The sheer site of Pontus Jansson angers me to feck.
What's wrong with Pontus Jansson?

I'm genuinely curious. He's a fan favourite in my home town club where he came from.
 
Does his hair even have time to grow back out?
 
Someone who loves life and knows how to have a laugh. If I was him I'd probably get the aubergine emoji shaved into my pubes.


Put it this way if you or anyone else in this thread were In a nightclub or bar and in walks an average joe with coloured snake patterns or emojis shaved into his hair you'd take one look and think he was a right loser.

Nobody can even begin to deny that.
 
Put it this way if you or anyone else in this thread were In a nightclub or bar and in walks an average joe with coloured snake patterns or emojis shaved into his hair you'd take one look and think he was a right loser.

Nobody can even begin to deny that.

Yeah but he's Paul Pogba. If you can't shave emojis into your head when you're that famous then what's even the point of being that famous.
 
This from a 27 year old man who's spent well over £500 on a children's video game. lol


From a shared account with my brother we both chip in and can both easily afford it, we both work full time and our own houses so whats your point? I've not put any money into it this year it was a one off, FIFA is something we and millions of other ADULTS play, FIFA isn't a children's video game do some research you'll find one of its most popular age groups is 20-30 year olds.
 
From a shared account with my brother we both chip in and can both easily afford it, we both work full time and our own houses so whats your point? I've not put any money into it this year it was a one off, FIFA is something we and millions of other ADULTS play, FIFA isn't a children's video game do some research you'll find one of its most popular age groups is 20-30 year olds.

:lol: pure meltdown.
Pogba can afford it, works full time, can buy both you and your brothers house and plenty of other ADULTS get their hair cut however they choose to. What's your point?

You just don't like it, it's not to your personal preference and you're uptight because it winds you up. Just admit it and move on man.
 
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