Pogba Hair Update

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He reminds me of a young Rio with his hair obsession.

Hopefully he settles for a short back and sides in the next year or two when he matures.

I wonder what Keane would have made of him. :lol:
 
He reminds me of a young Rio with his hair obsession.

Hopefully he settles for a short back and sides in the next year or two when he matures.

I wonder what Keane would have made of him. :lol:

I on the other hand hope he keeps doing it if it makes him happy, who is he hurting?

As for Keane, I wonder what he thought of Beckham with his skirts and corn rows...
 
I on the other hand hope he keeps doing it if it makes him happy, who is he hurting?

As for Keane, I wonder what he thought of Beckham with his skirts and corn rows...

Beckham was the fittest player at the club and had put in long hours to get to the level of consistent end product he reached.

Plus, the majority of his hairstyles weren't that extravagant until around 2002/2003. A time when his United career was coming to an end. Perhaps Beckham becoming a superstar and iconic celebrity player their part.
 
Yeah, I hope he's on his way to Anfield now. Would give us a head start if he would just score a couple of goals each day until Monday.

He should spend every waking second between warming down after one match and travelling to the next either in a state of deep meditation, visualising all the goals he must score for us in order to justify his transfer fee to the Redcafe community, or kicking a ball against a wall for hours and hours with his weak foot like Bobby Charlton in that film wot they did.
 
I don't blame him. If I were a footballer I'd constantly feck my hair up too, just to wind everyone up.
 
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Yep. You chose the right pen name!

I'm guessing you're mad at me saying 'black' footballer. It clearly was not meant to be offensive in any way shape or form whatsoever, it's just that African footballers are often more prone to messing around with their hair! Definitely wasn't intended to come off as racist, if it did at all.

Edited it regardless.
 
As long as he helps us beat Liverpool and win trophies, I don't care if he walks around with a Spongebob Squarepants caricature on his head.
 
I'm guessing you're mad at me saying 'black' footballer. It clearly was not meant to be offensive in any way shape or form whatsoever, it's just that African footballers are often more prone to messing around with their hair! Definitely wasn't intended to come off as racist, if it did at all.

Edited it regardless.
Aye but why would a black guy having daft hair anger people? The sheer site of Pontus Jansson angers me to feck.
 
not a fan of this, he looks like he's 15 but what counts is what he does on the pitch in the end
 
Aye but why would a black guy having daft hair anger people? The sheer site of Pontus Jansson angers me to feck.

I admire you for even answering. I mean what African player is he talking about? Thought Paul was French.

I suppose if you seen one once you've em all!
 
Aye but why would a black guy having daft hair anger people? The sheer site of Pontus Jansson angers me to feck.

I've seen plenty of people (in this thread alone) criticise Pogba's number of haircuts, the fact that he's black has nothing to do with it. I just think Black players traditionally experiment with crazy hairstyles more often than others.

Pontus Jansson comes off as a right twat to me.
I admire you for even answering. I mean what African player is he talking about? Thought Paul was French.

I suppose if you seen one once you've em all!

I used 'African' because I didn't want to use the phrase 'black' again. I've seen a lot of players from Africa with different styled haircuts which I think are pretty cool, I'm clearly not criticising them or anything. For example;

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Wouldn't say I think this is 'cool', mind you!
 
I've seen plenty of people (in this thread alone) criticise Pogba's number of haircuts, the fact that he's black has nothing to do with it. I just think Black players traditionally experiment with crazy hairstyles more often than others.

Pontus Jansson comes off as a right twat to me.


I used 'African' because I didn't want to use the phrase 'black' again. I've seen a lot of players from Africa with different styled haircuts which I think are pretty cool, I'm clearly not criticising them or anything. For example;

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Wouldn't say I think this is 'cool', mind you!

Lol. You keep digging but that was funny
 
I don't judge Bill from marketing for wearing a novelty tie. Even though he was below standard last month.
"You've changed since your big money contract Bill, the flamboyant tie, the teeth whitening, what next Bill, dyeing your hair??"

Cringey joke aside, I don't think there's anything wrong with extravagant haircuts, especially in relation to their work ethic.
 
He reminds me of a young Rio with his hair obsession.

Hopefully he settles for a short back and sides in the next year or two when he matures.

I wonder what Keane would have made of him. :lol:

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AND I COULD GO ON... :cool:
 
I've seen plenty of people (in this thread alone) criticise Pogba's number of haircuts, the fact that he's black has nothing to do with it. I just think Black players traditionally experiment with crazy hairstyles more often than others.

Pontus Jansson comes off as a right twat to me.


I used 'African' because I didn't want to use the phrase 'black' again. I've seen a lot of players from Africa with different styled haircuts which I think are pretty cool, I'm clearly not criticising them or anything. For example;

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Wouldn't say I think this is 'cool', mind you!
Just thought what you were getting at is people get angry at em cause they're black too. Anyone with shit hair like that deserves to get a bad cold.

But yeah I agree a lot of black people experiment with weird hair, but I suppose the white equivalent is the mullet, or the shaved side parting of 2015, or the man bun.
 
Just thought what you were getting at is people get angry at em cause they're black too. Anyone with shit hair like that deserves to get a bad cold.

But yeah I agree a lot of black people experiment with weird hair, but I suppose the white equivalent is the mullet, or the shaved side parting of 2015, or the man bun.

Thankyou, dug myself a bit of a hole there but that was my point, I probably just didn't communicate it well enough.

And yes, as a white male I have had my fair share of dodgy haircuts in my time :D
 
He reminds me of a young Rio with his hair obsession.

Hopefully he settles for a short back and sides in the next year or two when he matures.

I wonder what Keane would have made of him. :lol:


Yeah Keano loved his hair back in the day as well!

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I've seen plenty of people (in this thread alone) criticise Pogba's number of haircuts, the fact that he's black has nothing to do with it. I just think Black players traditionally experiment with crazy hairstyles more often than others.

Pontus Jansson comes off as a right twat to me.


I used 'African' because I didn't want to use the phrase 'black' again. I've seen a lot of players from Africa with different styled haircuts which I think are pretty cool, I'm clearly not criticising them or anything. For example;

taribo-west.jpg

Wouldn't say I think this is 'cool', mind you!


It reminded me of this monstrosity for some reason.

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He really needs to get a grip and focus on actually playing well, what grown up gets emojis or whatever they're called shaved into his hair. Jesus it's like he's ten years old or something.
 

Roo - "You mean, instead of having bum-hair stuck to my head in a weird, perma-gelled side parting type thing...I could've just shaved something cool into my short hair and changed it whenever I wanted...?"

Pog - "Erm, yeah mate"

Roo - "It's beautiful"

Mike - *Yearns for the old days when Wazza was impressed by MY hair & would reach up in awe to feel it*
 
I love that we have players like Him. All we need now is for Memphis to start playing so we can start seeing Pogba,Memphis and Lingard all get into memphis’ flashy car every week for some crazy haircuts. They should even pull Martial to the dark side now that he is single. Then Lingard would keep us updated on instagram. Some older members here would be pulling their hair out.
 
How about getting a red devil printed on there? That would be better.
 
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