"Jinky" (small and irritating) Shaun Wright Phillips.
Players you had forgotten existed
- Thread starter Smoking_Owl
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He always starts his commentary with "good evening". A true gentleman, probably.
Luciano Figueroa. Played in confederations cup 2005 where he was one of of the best players and then just disappeared from the big scene.
Robinho until he was handed that 9 year sentence.
He's now a professional penalty misser.
Just came to know that Scott Parker retired earlier this year. Last time I heard his name was when he moved to Spurs.
Luke Shaw
Nakamura. Celtic.
Quaresma. I didn't realise he played for Besiktas. That is a random one. I remember him at Chelsea lol. Joaquin is another i thought had retired. He was a really good winger many moons ago.
That's just you mate, Scott Parker was a solid player for Spurs. He went to Fulham if I remember correctly and vanished into the retirement abyss. Steve Sidwell if probably a better suggestion.
Andriy Voronin
Jetro Willems, now in Frankfurt.
Danny Ings.
Baba Rahman.
Still at Chelsea apparently.
They paid 21m for him in 2015.
Still at Chelsea apparently.
They paid 21m for him in 2015.
Diego Costa
The guy who bought him is now at Mónaco. I don't think Jardim will be very happy to work with Emenalo.
He's been recovering from an ACL injury for the past 9 months. Still not in full training.
Did you rate him when he actually played? Thought he looked out of his depth playing for a team of Chelsea's level.
Nah, he looked pretty shit to be fair.
Who knows, maybe he can have a Victor Moses turnaround.
Joe Cole. Not forgotten, but was surprised to stumble upon him playing in Canada on FM this year
Henrikh Mkhitaryan
Marko Marin. Moving to Chelsea never a proper decision
Darren Bent
Benteke
Stephen Ireland.
This stoke team is full of players you thought retired 3 years ago...
this stoke team is full of players that should have retired 3 years ago...
Valencia's left foot.
Think the commentator said he's recently come back from a broken leg
Two popped up today I haven't heard for a while Stephen Ireland & Jack Rodwell.
Good to see Ireland back
Does Jonjo Shelvey still exist?
Loic Remy 
For a lad who hasn't played a Premier League game in 3 years, I thought Stephen Ireland played quite well today. Obviously he could have been a bit sharper with his couple of chances in front of goal but overall I thought he was their best player.
Played a good ball right before Newcastle equalized at home to Swansea this weekend.
Robinho aka Rob and Rapeinho
I recently discovered that Emre Belozoglu is still puttering about down in Turkey. Last time I remember paying any attention to him he was signing for the Barcodes.
Jack Rodwell.
Cameron Borthwick-Jackson