Classical Mechanic
Full Member
Oh dear. No offense, mate, but I suggest you check for yourself how often Reus, Gündogan, Hummels and Aubameyang have moved to the Premier League or La Liga in recent years as suggested by media and many, many Caf users. In particular after our desastrous last season everybody predicted the team would fall apart and despite of (high) offers for said players, they were not sold.
If I had read your posts in the threads about United's decline before responding here, I would have known that you're serious. In denial but serious.
You can have Reus and Hummels but the only reason that Gundogan didn't move this summer is because no one would gamble on the wages he demanded because of his injury record. Aubameyang has never been cause of what I consider serious speculation for a move over here.
Nonetheless my friend, I hope that we draw you in the UEFA Cup and LVG goes all binary on your ass. 0-0 at whatever your stadium is called and 1-0 at Old Trafford. You have been warned!