Reports that he's injured again - apparently left Carrington yesterday on crutches
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...home/search.html?s=&authornamef=Chris+Wheeler
What do we do in training? Mortal Kombat??
Phil Jones
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What do we do in training? Mortal Kombat??
Training?
Sounds like we have weekly tournaments of the Hunger Games.
Sounds like we have weekly tournaments of the Hunger Games.
beyond ridiculous
He always makes me nervous. He tends to injure himself with the way he goes in for challenges either in the air or on the ground.
Shit! If true.
All these injuries cause a bit of paranoia in me, I must admit. But there's no conspiracy against us, right?
Edit: my 3,000th post!!!
All these injuries cause a bit of paranoia in me, I must admit. But there's no conspiracy against us, right?
Edit: my 3,000th post!!!
Life isn't fair - John Terry can jump in with both feet miles apart - land with both legs going in different directions, have a player land on both his ankle and then have a teammate step on all his joints.....and the next day you can read: Terry lucky to escape injury - probably back in 2 weeks
This is beyond annoying
The new Wes Brown?
He stays out much longer and people'll start calling him fat, especially if he features on Anderson's instagram.
This is absolutely ridiculous. What the hell do we do in training?
Phil Jones has had surgery on a knee meniscus tear sustained in training that will require 6-8 weeks of rehabilitation. #MUFC
ffs.. lets hope Evans, Vidic and Rio stay fit for the next 6 weeks.. Smalling might be back by then
feckity feck feck.
Gutted. Outrageous.
Can't believe I'm saying this, but I do think we need to buy new defenders, these ones are all clearly broken.
Can't believe I'm saying this, but I do think we need to buy new defenders, these ones are all clearly broken.
Shit! If true.
All these injuries cause a bit of paranoia in me, I must admit. But there's no conspiracy against us, right?
Edit: my 3,000th post!!!
You fecking slacker
Bollocks
On the plus side it means Rafael will get a run of games at RB, if he can stay fit
On the plus side it means Rafael will get a run of games at RB, if he can stay fit
Here's to hoping, Evans apparently injured himself playing for Norn Iron last night against the ruskis. That's two defenders back on the sidelines
Out for 8 weeks with knee surgery. Our defensive injuries are a joke.
This is all a fecking joke. I don't know why it happens every year.
2 months out, oh well..
At least we can use that old cliche when he's back, "it will be like having a new signing!"
feck, is it time for SAF to order the defenders to take it easier during training and the rest of the team to lay off them? All these freaking training injuries...ugh
You fecking slacker
, some of us have wives Adex! Whilst you be posting on the Caf, some of us are getting...ordered to do the dishes and tidy the house!
Joking.Hope you're well dude - also hope your trip to SA was great (or if you didn't come, I hope you still plan on coming down!)
This is getting old fast. Our defence constantly being injured and down to the bare bones seems to be the norm now
Each time it starts to look like they are getting closer to having some cover another injury hits us.
Each time it starts to look like they are getting closer to having some cover another injury hits us.
Ridiculous news, wish him a speedy recovery
This has gone beyond annoying.
We just need to hope the others get a bit of luck while Smalling and Jones are sidelined. Either way both of them are gonna be way behind the rest of the squad in fitness when they eventually get back.
We just need to hope the others get a bit of luck while Smalling and Jones are sidelined. Either way both of them are gonna be way behind the rest of the squad in fitness when they eventually get back.
Just got up and read this, fecking ridiculous I reckon they must have a game of British Bulldog to warm up.The physios musy of thought they'd have a quiet time once Michael Owen left but we somehow find a way in training to keep them busy.No wonder we're building a bleeding hospital.
So our midfielders and forwards can't seem to close down and be aggressive with our oppositions' defenders, but our defenders somehow seem to get injured in training with them.
Why do we even do a medical before signing a player?
I reckon it's that fecking tree Scholes keeps battering with those long balls, it uses it's roots to trip up players in revenge.
Time to get Scott Wootton training full time with the first team, if he isn't already!
Blasphemy, the tree loves Scholes as much as Scholes loves the tree.
It's like they are catching it from the others. I don't remember Smalling haven't serious problems in his first year. Second year - He was out several times. Jones, first six months, fine. Since then - injury after injury. Two now in a month and he hasn't even played a game yet!
We need to get Phelan the feck out of our medical room
It's getting so extremely annoying. Honestly we must be doing something wrong.
What's his injury records before joining us?
What's his injury records before joining us?
We need to get rid of Rio at the end of the season and bring in a defender with a proven injury record. We can't afford to have 4/5 centre backs who have persistent injury problems.
Wow, this post is full of WTF.
Should conduct some form of exorcism on the lockers, and areas around or adjacent to them, especially those used by Saha, and Owen Hargreaves as well as Michael Owen.
Could be some rival club has got some witchcraft spell cast in the area.
Could be some rival club has got some witchcraft spell cast in the area.