I think she's decent looking and might have the same problem as I do. I just dont take a good photograph and always look drunk, and I'm fit as feck ! 
Phil Jones
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik and Imran are here to talk about a frustrating 2 points dropped at Crystal Palace. They then discuss the regeneration of Old Trafford. Finally, Nik is joined by special guest Michael Statham from the Football Oranje podcast - who gives us a more in depth look at our EL opposition FC Twente, and then runs through the (many) Dutch connections currently at United.
He's got a Wallace and Gromit smile.
The internet will never cease to amaze me.
"shes average looking"
Most of you would jizz yourselfs if a girl like that even looked in your direction.
"shes average looking"
Most of you would jizz yourselfs if a girl like that even looked in your direction.
Who cares who Phil Jones dates? It's his personal matter, he doesn't need the approval of RedCafe to find a girl attractive. She's not even bad looking, she's alright and if he finds her good enough to be with her then it most likely means that she is.
I think she's decent looking and might have the same problem as I do. I just dont take a good photograph and always look drunk, and I'm fit as feck !
You could basically photograph any person in the world and make them much worse looking than they actually are. She looks average in those pictures from Krakow, she looks decent enough in the others. Either way it's not something football fans should care much about, reminds me of a discussion about Cleverley's girlfiend being a slut - who cares?
I'm proud man, she is a babe
Still below average. Caking her face with tons of makeup.
This did used to be a football forum, didn't it?
looks pretty fit to me.
The internet will never cease to amaze me.
"shes average looking"
Most of you would jizz yourselfs if a girl like that even looked in your direction.
This is so true.
Internet nerds wanking themselves raw over pornstars have a slightly warped view of real life, I'd say.
The internet will never cease to amaze me.
"shes average looking"
Most of you would jizz yourselfs if a girl like that even looked in your direction.
That is so untrue.
I think this is the first time I have agreed with people saying a girl is average here.
I certainly wouldn't jizz.
She is below average.
I agree, you wouldn't jizz because you are physically incapable.
Go to the city centre on any weekend and you'll see plenty of better looking women than her, though. Literally 100s of better looking women would walk through town over the course of a weekend. I'd be more concerned about the people who think she'd make anyone 'jizz yourselfs if a girl like that even looked in your direction', because if that's the case you've either not seen many decent-looking women in your lifetime or you're a sex maniac.
Nah, just tired of the same old bulshit internet nerdism.
But anyway as you were.
But anyway as you were.
So someone not finding an girl attractive is internet nerdism?
Anyways not the right forum to talk about it.Won't post more about it.
Joleon Lescott looks a completely different person with his forehead covered. Sorry if this is mean.
And anyway, hasn't Phil Jones been with this girl for ages now? Seem to remember reading when he signed that he'd had the same girlfriend for 3 or 4 years, which is a very long time at 19.
You lot are totally spoilt if you think she's average. She looks fit to me and she get it every day and twice on a Sunday.
This is a football forum you Heat reading homos.
To to be fair shes obviously not stupid, she saw him playing football at 16 and clearly thought he was the reincarnation of Duncan Edwards, so she stuck around.
Has anybody mentioned yet that Phil isn't exactly a looker himself?
There is no way that she is below average. Most people are ugly which is why beautiful people are so rare and desired.
Rio on Jones:
"When we need to take the ball from midfield, run 40 yards with it and put the other team on the back foot, he is the man for the job. Instead, we stayed cautious and Jordan Henderson was used instead. That's not a criticism of Jordan, he is a different player to Phil, but I thought it showed we were being too conservative."
This seems to suggest Rio rates him as a midfielder, though he my like him as a center back as well. Considering he'll have an insider view of player development, it may hint that SAF plans to develop Jones into a midfielder.
http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11095/7843815/?
"When we need to take the ball from midfield, run 40 yards with it and put the other team on the back foot, he is the man for the job. Instead, we stayed cautious and Jordan Henderson was used instead. That's not a criticism of Jordan, he is a different player to Phil, but I thought it showed we were being too conservative."
This seems to suggest Rio rates him as a midfielder, though he my like him as a center back as well. Considering he'll have an insider view of player development, it may hint that SAF plans to develop Jones into a midfielder.
http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11095/7843815/?
Wouldn't read too much into that, just means that Rio rates his ability to carry the ball, and that (no shit) he rates him higher than Henderson.
Still baffles me that he didnt get any minutes in Euro 2012
Maybe in midfield but not in defence. We had a settled back four.
Below average.
And no, not Phil jones.
And no, not Phil jones.
Schweinsteiger's girl is the best, everyone else is average compared to her.
There, I have spoken.
There, I have spoken.
How is that?
He would have been the perfect man to mark Pirlo. With having only three midfielders available you'd think he could have got some time, to ease the pressure on Gerrard and Parker.
Honestly, when Italy started to really overwhelm England in the second half Hodgson should have taken off Young, put Welbeck wide and introduced Jones to follow Pirlo everywhere. At least the horse-faced genius would have had less time and space to orchestrate the play.
Amazing, somebody actually talking about football. Can't we have a WAG thread to keep the teenagers out of the football threads.
But then he couldn't play his two banks of wank. Roy's rigidity in terms of formation didn't help England much. If I ever hear "two banks of four" ever again, it will be too soon. The most irritating thing about the Euros. Piss off.
He could become a midfielder someday if we move to a three man midfield. As it stands Evans and Smalling are both clearly better defenders and Jones is too good to be a substitute. I just don't see it under Fergie but I wouldn't rule it out.
midfield is clearly where we are lightest, and we seem pretty well stocked in CB and RB. i'm thinking that the fact that we have jones is the reason why we aren't more aggressively trying to bring in a center midfielder. jones could do a hell of a job in that position if his passing were to improve just a bit. if we can land someone of a much higher caliber, then we may still do that, but otherwise, he may be given a real go in that position.
Yes. And he can still learn a lot. He is already a physical beast and some of his attributes(tackling for one) are out of this world at times.
our supposed interest in buying a centre back - papadopoulus and hummels were mentioned - makes me think that fergie sees jones as a midfielder in the longer term.