Yeah, I just saw someone on Reddit claim a chopper landed in Carrington 30 minutes ago. I hope he's in it (although I cant see how he would be)The claims
Not sure if it is him in the chopper but I just checked and it would fly over a golf course.
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It's probably an old pic of this sky helicopter:
Is that Jim White? Why does he look like he's straight out of Anchorman?
He flew in from New York in a chopper?
That has to be some chopper.
That has to be some chopper.Jose probably left his wallet in his office after last nights game and took the easy route there
Because it's Jim White.
Chopper.... Mata style
Those are the least convincing pictures of choppers in a while.
So wait there's an actual possibility that he's at Carrington now?
Nah, I don't think United are going to want to overshadow Valencia's birthday by announcing today.
I'm going for a run in about 20 minutes. Takes about 15 minutes to run to OT, worth me heading down there?
Rather he arrived in a submarine, or a Pogmarine if you prefer.
Yes, go you must!
Yeah I have a feeling now that the Ibra debut and Rooney testimonial are done with, we can press on and announce this! Today please...
Helipogba all the way
I'm a big fan of passive aggressive thread titles.
Absolutely. Where better place for a jog today than down to OT. Maybe try to take some pictures while you're there if you feel there's anything worth it.
Bring a camping bag
Just go to OT and ask everyone you see about Pogba, they will love that.
Can't believe how gullible people are, it's not Pogba.
I saw a helicopter last night, it doesn't mean it was Pogba.
I fear for redcafe sometimes, I know some of the biggest muppets will be going on Holiday sit in the airport prior to boarding seeing planes touching down, and sit there going "There goes Pirlo", "Here comes Messi", "Oh wow Arjen Robben!".
I worry about you guys sometimes.
I saw a helicopter last night, it doesn't mean it was Pogba.
I fear for redcafe sometimes, I know some of the biggest muppets will be going on Holiday sit in the airport prior to boarding seeing planes touching down, and sit there going "There goes Pirlo", "Here comes Messi", "Oh wow Arjen Robben!".
I worry about you guys sometimes.
Are you already there?The state of this thread.
Why would a chopper carrying pogba be landing at OT ffs?
Why would a chopper carrying pogba be landing at OT ffs?
So wait there's an actual possibility that he's at Carrington now?
His instagram from 4 hours ago suggest he is in New York however, that would mean he was kickboxing at around 3-4am. Unless there are live photos/updates of him in NYC, there could be a chance I suppose!
It's happening
I thought true muppets would get the reference.
Was tempting and for whoever took this seriously, I was obviously joking!
muppet season is serious business! WUMming is not taken to, too fondly!Though everyone saw the white text of course!
AND YOU'RE ONLY TELLING US NOW?!
My brain says there is no chance he is in Manchester right now.
But my inner muppet says that it's him on the chopper and we will be announcing him later today.
But my inner muppet says that it's him on the chopper and we will be announcing him later today.
Stick a big Mister Potato logo on it = Profit.The state of this thread.
Why would a chopper carrying pogba be landing at OT ffs?
Because it would be idiotic paying for a helicopter when they would only save a couple of minutes in travel time.
This just became THE greatest thread in the history of RedCafe.
I'll fecking explode if we announce this today. Especially seeing as I've completely stopped follow this recently and it will come as a total surprise.
Doesn't seem logical that he'd get to Manchester unseen, with the amount of attention all over the world this transfer is getting. Still expect it to be made official by Monday though.
I didnt know about Januzaj. And yes, Diouf is a good shout.
The muppet chopper
Surely if he was in England, someone would've noticed?
Surely if he was in England, someone would've noticed?
Thread explosion of a twitter pic of a helicopter
You can't make this shit up.
You can't make this shit up.
Does anyone know why United have basically cut the media out of any transfer news? Since 2014, nearly all our transfers have been done in secrecy from the English press point of view.
Duncan Castles seems to have insight based on the fact that he is in bed with Mourinhos camp, everyone else is clueless.
Duncan Castles seems to have insight based on the fact that he is in bed with Mourinhos camp, everyone else is clueless.
This made me laugh out loud