Hahaha wtf?!
Nobody gonna mess with Utd with Pogba and Zlatan in the team, Muay Thai and Taekwondo
Now all we need is Pepe and nobody is going to mess with us again. We might see some broken legs and red cards though...
Paul Pogba | Undergoing Medical | Helping out the Laundry Ladies
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Now all we need is Pepe and nobody is going to mess with us again. We might see some broken legs and red cards though...
Anyone thinks that practicing these kinds of arts helps players when it comes to avoiding injuries? I mean even looking Ibra have that feeling that it helps him to be in shape etc.
Will be a little sad if this cant make 1000 pages. Its 98 short
Obviously you run the risk of impact injuries potentially but if it's just sparring like that with pads then probably not an issue and itd be useful for flexibility and mobility for sure.
I swear if there is a filter to filter out number of posts/pages posts.
903 pages. Feck me 
At least his fitness won't be an issue when he gets here
It's so difficult trying to explain why reading this thread over the past X weeks has been so entertaining to a non caf reader. From despair to ecstasy in the space of a page. Cryptic messages from Pogba, subliminal messages from Adidas, code breaking muppets, flight tracking muppets, singing muppets, suicidal muppets, panicking muppets, reassuring muppets. What's going to replace this when it's all over? This has been by far the best go to place when you're looking to distract yourself at work as well.
It's also, obviously, been absolutely jam packed with nonsense.
It's also, obviously, been absolutely jam packed with nonsense.
Yea guess so,dunno how big impact it has on bone mass,was reading some study that tennis players have better/bigger bone mass then some other athletes.
Luckily, the season begins soon
Then we can all move on to the Rooney bashing thread or the "Static, slow motion zombie passing" thread. All that aside, I think this season is going to be bloody exciting!
You guys really outpaced me, over a week about 200 pages, nicely done! For this alone he should come, i'm fully expecting the 'homecoming' and i'm going to buy his shirt.
Still need a defender, imo.
Still need a defender, imo.
I think the club has gone Pogba or no one as we ain't really linked to anyone else. No one comes close to what Pogba can offer us!
I keep thinking the longer this goes on the more likely it ain't happening and on top Pogba is having a looong holiday which adds to the headache of uncertainty!
I miss fecking teletext!!!
I'm thinking this will be announced Thursday, can't see it happening tomorrow with Rooneys testimonial. We need this thread to hit 1000 pages so it's not a big deal waiting a bit longer. Let's just hope Zidane and Perez don't run in to him in New York and try to kidnap him.
Now there's a feature the red button just doesn't offer...
I can feel this will be annnounced on Friday.
It's said that if they train with a wooden dummy it builds up calcium on the shins and forearms making the bones more resilient.
Do you think he'll be in the stands for Rooneys testimonial, not that long a flight from NY is it
Will be a little sad if this cant make 1000 pages. Its 98 short
We'll piss through 1000 before it's official
Theres been very little entertaing in reading this thread especially for people who just want to know if the deal is actually dome yet.
Countless posts about how many posts there are is not funny its sad and pathetic in fact.
Countless posts about how many posts there are is not funny its sad and pathetic in fact.
903 pages! You muppets are committed, have to say
Will be a little sad if this cant make 1000 pages. Its 98 short
It seems a shame that after so many failed sagas and so much muppet enthusiasm this time around, this thread will be locked the second a mod sees any form of confirmation.
A little time for mutual muppet back slapping would be welcome.
Not gonna happen!
98 pages and one player short to be acurate!Will be a little sad if this cant make 1000 pages. Its 98 short
The earliest we will know will be when he boards the plane. If it is one bound for Manchester, then it would be obvious that it is a done deal.
I've seen Pogba wearing both a Cleveland Cavaliers and Golden State Warriors Jersey during his holidays.
Typical mercenary.
Typical mercenary.
God boy has this saga had some legs! When will it end! I know he's coming I just want him at carrington with the rest of the lads instead of being out there in the states battering some poor lad on the pads!
Zlatan already helpin' out his new team mate with advice.
According to @iftv_official on twitter Pogba told them that he is staying at Juventus and signed a Juventus ball...
Yeah because he'd definitely come out and say he's leaving..
No idea who they are - And they've only got 1.2k followers, but I wanted to give some context to the above post..
When they post the video and if it's true the meltdown will be of apocalyptic standards.
I've already resigned to the conclusion he isn't coming here. No player would stay on vacation this long instead of getting used to his new teammates.
I mean what is Pogba supposed to say?
It's a nothing story.
It's a nothing story.
Apologies.
What?! He's on holiday, why should he cut that short because he's got a new job? It's a ridiculous thought process and one that i'm seeing more and more frequently. He had a long, hard season last year which didn't finish until July 10th. 3 and a half weeks ago.
kind of looking forward to it. would be funny if it was these two guys who break the story he's staying at Juve.