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Do you want Pogba for £100 million?


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I had a dream that we were losing against City and then Ed ran out onto the middle of the pitch and announced Pogba who ran out and kicked the ball straight at Pep's head.

He kicked it so hard Pep's head merged with the ball and became the ball. Take from that what you will.
:lol:
 
I had a dream that we were losing against City and then Ed ran out onto the middle of the pitch and announced Pogba who ran out and kicked the ball straight at Pep's head.

He kicked it so hard Pep's head merged with the ball and became the ball. Take from that what you will.
Don't eat cheese before bed.
 
Weird timing. Wednesday is the only day this week you would think hey wouldn't announce it with the testimonial.
This. I don't believe the testimonial is holding United from announcing it today or yesterday for that matter, as some stated. But it would be a little weird to do it tomorrow. United and Rooney are doing a lot of promotion and counting down to the testimonial on social media right now, so it would be strange to overshadow that tomorrow. And a bit of a shame, since it's a charitable event. Then it should be after the game or because Juventus announce it.
 
If they announced they were going to chopper Pogba onto the pitch before k/o they'd sell another 20k tickets
 
As a noob i'm supposed to adhere to the "quality over quantity" rule but it's for a good cause i guess so here is one of my 5 daily posts:

Di Marzio is a god.
#Pogback is on
Long live king Ed!
All hail Emperor Jose!

oh...and feck shitty.
 
As a noob i'm supposed to adhere to the "quality over quantity" rule but it's for a good cause i guess so here is one of my 5 daily posts:

Di Marzio is a god.
#Pogback is on
Long live king Ed!
All hail Emperor Jose!

oh...and feck shitty.

Good man :devil:
 
Can I just say I don't know how I'm going to sleep tonight with the fear Pogba may be attending Reals game. I'm terrified. Cough.
 
That AS article is a bit baseless. There's no way we will fully complete the deal tomorrow as Pogba is still enjoying his vacation. We may announce it pending a medical but not fully complete.
 
How does that make it official? You could literally have ''Messi 10'' or ''Captain Cockring 69'' on a shirt and they'd reply something with that daft hashtag.
think theres a letter limit.......maybe just Cockring 69. :wenger::D:D
 
That AS article is a bit baseless. There's no way we will fully complete the deal tomorrow as Pogba is still enjoying his vacation. We may announce it pending a medical but not fully complete.
They are saying his holiday is at an end in the first paragraph. Doubt it's true.
 
when is he supposedly back from holidays?
 
That AS article is a bit baseless. There's no way we will fully complete the deal tomorrow as Pogba is still enjoying his vacation. We may announce it pending a medical but not fully complete.
Didn't some journo reckon we would?
 
Do you know what is really wank?

Working night shifts and then waking up at 1pm in the afternoon, looking at your phone, seeing a notification from the Sky Sports News app that says:

"BREAKING - Ross McCormack is wanted by 56 EFL clubs"

or

"BREAKING - Pep Guardiola says Man City new boy Leroy Sane has the best hair in the squad and would love to use it as a pillow one night."


The notification fills me with hope for a split second, every single time.
 
Try not opening the thread.

My friend, what you are asking him to do is not easy.
I too am bored, but the temptation to view this thread the first thing in the morning and last thing at night is too great...it's a bizarre ritual that I have fallen into for the past few weeks.
Call this an addiction.

If/when we sign him, I'm not sure what I will do.
What will we do when there is no, "we will sign him in 48 hours" tweets?
 
Do you know what is really wank?

Working night shifts and then waking up at 1pm in the afternoon, looking at your phone, seeing a notification from the Sky Sports News app that says:

"BREAKING - Ross McCormack is wanted by 56 EFL clubs"

or

"BREAKING - Pep Guardiola says Man City new boy Leroy Sane has the best hair in the squad and would love to use it as a pillow one night."


The notification fills me with hope for a split second, every single time.
I saw BREAKING Swansea rejects some bid for Ashley Williams. Goddman BREAKING.
 
On Thursday evening, it will be another 48 hours till he signs.
It's always 48 hrs. I guess they hope that eventually they will be right and then make a claim that, "we were the first to announce this!!!"
It's not a second.
But 48 hours away
Just as long as you click
We'll keep postin'
we'll keep postin'
 
Can anyone check if Marca have said it will be completed tomorrow?

Can't see anything on their English Twitter.