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Do you want Pogba for £100 million?

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A psychologist would have a field day in here. It's highly entertaining to watch
 
How does that make it official? You could literally have ''Messi 10'' or ''Captain Cockring 69'' on a shirt and they'd reply something with that daft hashtag.
 
Real Madrid are getting rid of players now. Reports of them selling Jese to PSG. Trying to gather up some money for a new signing?
Jese pays for Raiola
 
VivaJanuzaj said:
Post of the year!
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Sparky Rhiwabon said:
Brilliant. Close thread as this won't be topped, even if we sign this fecker.
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:eek: Thanks all! I've never signed in to 14 notifications before :D In this POTY acceptance speech, I'd like to thank @Olly for giving me the idea to parody a song, and @SteveJ to whom I always aspire to be as funny as.

Any, OT: I think the thread title should be renamed GroundPog day as Chip points out :lol:
 
People think adidas replying to that tweet confirms Pogba to United. Does waiting for something for far too long lower a person's IQ level? :wenger:
 
Vaibhav Raj said:
People think adidas replying to that tweet confirms Pogba to United. Does waiting for something for far too long lower a person's IQ level? :wenger:
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It like someone getting out of prison after 10 years, they would literally mount anything.
 
17 Van der Gouw said:
A long, long time ago, I can still remember how those summers used to make me cry.

I knew if we had our chance, we could make those Muppets dance, and maybe we'd sign Sneijder for a while.

But every season made me shiver, with every transfer we'd deliver: Thiago staying with Pep, Fellaini on the doorstep.

I can't remember if I cried when I read we'd gone in for Depay, but something touched me deep inside, the day the Muppets died.

They were singing: Bye bye to that Paul Pogba guy, RedCafe went into meltdown when the news broke on Sky. Those Madrids boys, dressed him up in all white, singing this'll be the day the thread dies.

Now a new thread for Sneijder on loan, and moss side flat for that boy John Stones...
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Well played sir! :lol:
 
17 Van der Gouw said:
A long, long time ago, I can still remember how those summers used to make me cry.

I knew if we had our chance, we could make those Muppets dance, and maybe we'd sign Sneijder for a while.

But every season made me shiver, with every transfer we'd deliver: Thiago staying with Pep, Fellaini on the doorstep.

I can't remember if I cried when I read we'd gone in for Depay, but something touched me deep inside, the day the Muppets died.

They were singing: Bye bye to that Paul Pogba guy, RedCafe went into meltdown when the news broke on Sky. Those Madrids boys, dressed him up in all white, singing this'll be the day the thread dies.

Now a new thread for Sneijder on loan, and moss side flat for that boy John Stones...
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:lol: :lol:
 
17 Van der Gouw said:
A long, long time ago, I can still remember how those summers used to make me cry.

I knew if we had our chance, we could make those Muppets dance, and maybe we'd sign Sneijder for a while.

But every season made me shiver, with every transfer we'd deliver: Thiago staying with Pep, Fellaini on the doorstep.

I can't remember if I cried when I read we'd gone in for Depay, but something touched me deep inside, the day the Muppets died.

They were singing: Bye bye to that Paul Pogba guy, RedCafe went into meltdown when the news broke on Sky. Those Madrids boys, dressed him up in all white, singing this'll be the day the thread dies.

Now a new thread for Sneijder on loan, and moss side flat for that boy John Stones...
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:lol:
 
Just trying to summarise some of the rumours, highlights and stupid things in this thread:

- Richard Keys was the first one(?) to actually "confirm" that this was a done deal.
- We had Guillem Ballgué also "confirming" the transfer, while being absolutely bitter.
- We had the "journalist" bimbo Jenny Lizarazo and all the constant(now deleted) tweets about her saying Pogba was going to Madrid.
- LA celebrity chef who had selfies taken with Zlatan and Pogba, who claimed that they dined together.
- And also the celebrity barber who claimed on Instagram that he'd just dyed Pogba's hair red as he was about to announce his move to United.
- We've had all the Juventuz.com stuff - including Massimo di Culo, who some poster actually believed to be a legit source.
- All the cryptic Instagram photos posted by Pogba - with the climax being the black/white picture with red hat and red shoes.
- We've had massive Real Madrid paranoia - led by ehsanul, fantastic GIFs by Olly, spamfest led by ChaddyP(RIP). And I know I'm not innocent either. And a lot of Glastonomics(RIP).

Did I miss any other "memorable" moments?

It seems like it's been going on for years. And what a waste of time, really. But it's been fun!
 
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