Not sure about official ones but I seem to recall DDG and a blanket.
Paul Pogba | Undergoing Medical | Helping out the Laundry Ladies
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Not sure about official ones but I seem to recall DDG and a blanket.
Exclusive: The melting of the polar ice caps could kill us all if we live to be 300, according to reports from Ehsanul at The Essex Chronicle. And even those who survive will be very, very wet. More news as we make it up.
I really do hope that most people realise that ehsanul is just a giant WUM. After posting the first Pogba to Madrid news(probably being serious) he was overwhelmed with all the reactions and attention he got from it and decided to keep on doing it. It's obvious that he's trolling, especially when you see some of his early posts in this thread, where he actually said that he doesn't think Real Madrid can keep up with us financially. But tbf, you're doing a good job at trolling people, @ehsanul
Some fans really need to be more patient, it's a huge transfer with a lot of different parties involved.
BREAKING NEWS
my son just told me Pogba signing will be announced at midday tomorrow
my son just told me Pogba signing will be announced at midday tomorrow
That's exactly what I was thinking by the way
The Muppet Slayer returns
Would that help if I say, I am a psychiatrist
Meh, they'll probably just float to Spain as icebergs. That's where they really want to be.
811 pages that's incredible. Glad i've not let this one entice me in.
This exceeded the Vidal one?
This exceeded the Vidal one?
Of course, you have to take that into account as there were obviously big scraps and pieces of Di Marzio updates to come and the obsessive run in to the announcement still waiting to happen accompanied by the thread boosts that come with it. We'll get to 1k. Still the news running up to the medical, the medical itself, the banter and jokes around it, the when is he flying in crap, etc etc.
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Manchester United seem interested in Pogba - Howard
It has now, yes.
It's the gaps that have opened up at the top of the post count that amuse me!
979 RDCR07
920 ChaddyP
620 VanGaalEra
529 Jacky Quacky
Vidal thread was something like 25k, we smashed that record.
lol we are, Mourinho pretty much admit it.Still not convinced that we're even in for him...
It is annoying how something keeps stopping it every day though, there is always something to drag it out another day or two.
If Rooney can earn 300k for doing feck All then I am sure that biggest transfer man would be at par with that
1 more sleep
The fact he is still on holiday i can't see us unveiling him until he returns from his hols.
Comes across as a major cockhead.
Rashford I can understand on 20K
But 300k a week is like Messi/Ronaldo wages. Way too much imo.
They are going to be a lot of dabbing photos from now on.
How much time have you got to make almost a thousand posts in a thread? By the 20th post surely you're just repeating discussions.
Not when you consider what we pay Mr Rooney!!
Correct me if I'm wrong but wasn't Ehsanul once king of the muppets?!!?
This is as drastic a change than Anakin-to-Darth. Clearly embraced the RAWK side.
This is as drastic a change than Anakin-to-Darth. Clearly embraced the RAWK side.
Most young players seem to these days. Guess I'm just getting old.
One things is for sure, I think this thread will hold the record for a very long time!
He made a new career choice on the caf and plays a new role now. Happens when you are in a midlife crisis.
How do people not think Pogba isn't coming after that Adidas advert yesterday. It basically confirmed it.
I think the muppets have contributed to the delay, what with all the attention and free publicity Adidas and Pogba are getting throughout this saga.
The burst of Zlatan-debut-Sweden-tour marketing the club have released on social media makes me feel a lot calmer.
This whole transfer has been carefully orchestrated in the marketing front, and they're not going to have it clash.
Does make me think they won't say anything until well after the Gala match though.
This whole transfer has been carefully orchestrated in the marketing front, and they're not going to have it clash.
Does make me think they won't say anything until well after the Gala match though.
So what happens when we hit 1000 pages? Will it break the Caf?
To be fair, that post is his only one in here since Wednesday!
Nope he's always been an awful Muppet, with a history of posting shite from extremely shite sources
He was indeed... I think it all changed for him when Anderson was finally not allowed.
Feels a bit like the best fry up you ever had made you when it gets made again it's not the same. At this point yesterday i was buttering my arse and now i'm miserable.
The meltdowns over a tiny bit of silence that was inevitable anyway after the storm of news in the last few days, is nothing short of embarrassing. This is done.
Where are the usual suspects? @ChaddyP @VanGaalEra
Mate, in my 26 years of life I've never heard someone talk so much about buttering their own arse - and I have some fecked up, freaky friends.
You have issues.