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Do you want Pogba for £100 million?


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@AquireMe .... I just want to thank you for all the info. We said that if it happened you'll always be our hero
@VanGaalEra .... You are our God for not letting our Cocks back in and kept motivating us when we were about to commit suicide

Hi mate, i know that @Acquire Me knew about Jose signing in advance. But what's with him now? He was an ITK on Pogba signing also? Please reply in details.

TA
 
What I like is that since the transfer built up a head of steam, the fact he left us for nothing 4 years ago now seems to be disregarded, not only by us but by most others as well.

I guess it's because in the grand scheme of things, when you are signing one of the highest rated players in world football it means feck all.
 
can this thread get to 1000 pages?!
Well if it's announced soon, then I think this thread will be locked asap and a new thread started

I think it will only hit 1000 pages now if there is a hitch and caf meltdown.. So i hope it doesn't reach 1000 from here!
 
How did the word "Muppets" become part of Caf lore? Isn't it about time for a new moniker?

Pikachus or something?

The Illuminati :p Well the enlightened ones anyway :) The rest can settle for cnuts
 
Oh come on! im sick and tired of checking this thread every 5 mins... i am working in the ICU FFS, announce something before someone dies! :P
 
Google Real Madrid have sold over a million Cristiano Ronaldo shirts. Covered their fee. I remember hearing those news soon after CR7 was sold to them.

BTW, this is my last post, so you all get your wish for me to stop. I hope at least you saw some sense in what I was saying.
Berry berry shrew.
 
What exactly is a dab and what does it have to do with Pogba?

I feel so out of touch in here sometimes, didn't know muppet, itk or wum before I came here and experienced a couple sagas.
 
Going camping for 4 days with no Internet access. This thing better be wrapped up by 1030 this morning or I'm gonna be one nervous mofu over the weekend.

The caf needs to hire another plane and banner. Just tell us where you'll be.
 
This deal is very obviously done. There's no way Addidas would put Stormzy in a United shirt and video him outside Old Trafford (nor would the club let its images be used in this way), if the deal wasn't long done.

None of these Addidas commercials will have been filmed in the last 24 hours. Addidas would've had to book people via their agents, go through the video editing process, and then get sign off from relevant parties. That suggests this has all been wrapped up for awhile. Everyone is just milking the hype for more coverage.
 
The Pogs - Fairytale of Miami(feat Raiola and Pogba)

It was late July, babe
In the US
Ed Woodward said to me, 'won't see another bid'
And then he sang a song
The Rare Old Mountain Dew
I turned my face away
And dreamed about you

Got on a lucky one
Got offered 100 mill
I've got a feeling
This year's for me and you
So happy Christmas(in advance)
I love you baby
I can see a better time
When all our dreams come true

They've got rain everyday
They've got Rooney on drugs
But the stench from Van Gaal's there
And no more Mata hugs
When you first took my hand
On a cold Christmas Eve
You promised me
Madrid was waiting for me

You were greedy
You were petty
Queen of Salford City
When Gibson finished playing
They howled out for more
Anderson was swinging,
All the fans they were singing
We cried in a corner
And fled in the night

The voices in our heads were clearly
Singing "Go on, flee!"
And the phones were ringing out
To Italy!
 
So it's not even a world record after all things considered. 92m total fees with 84m to Juventus and 8m to Raiola.
Both the guardian and independent are saying this:
It was finally reported on Wednesday that United had met Juventus’s £92m asking price, and according to French journalist Nabil Djellit – who writes for L’Equipe and France Football, Raiola’s agent fee has also been agreed with United paying £20m and Juventus paying the additional £4m.
It means that United will pay a world record fee of £112m for Pogba, without taking into consideration his wages after he agreed a five-year deal on a reported £220,000-a-week.
Di Marzio's initial report has been cleared up by Romano who backs up the above figures. Di Marzio said that we were paying €110m all in but Juve would only net €100m due to Raiola taking his cut (which doesn't make sense as 20% of €110m is €22m not €10m so Juve wouldn't have netted that). Romano cleared it up by saying that the €100m net by Juve is them accounting for €10m that they'll be taxed on the transfer. So let's stop spreading misinformation and doing all sorts of gymnastics to say that we're not paying a world record fee because from day 1 by every account this was/is/would have to be a world record fee for Juve to sell.
 
Isnt he wrong? He is saying Raoila is asking for 20m because he brokered the deal but in reality dont Juve legally owe him that amount due to the sell-on clause in his contract?
He'll get 20% or so of Pigba's deal from Juve, in addition to an agent fee from United. There was some talk that United promised him 20m if he manages to give us Ibra, Pogba and Targaryan. Money well spent IMO, considering that Ibra was free and Mhiki wasn't that expensive.

Do that 20m cover also the players bonus, I guess we don't know.
 
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A few more of....


....these to push this thread into the classics.

Oh, and suffice it to add the obligatory " :lol: :lol: :lol:"

Great work, both of you! :cool:
 
It's a done deal guys stop worrying. Whether we announce it today or Monday it doesn't bother me. He's coming. :drool:
 
This deal is very obviously done. There's no way Addidas would put Stormzy in a United shirt and video him outside Old Trafford (nor would the club let its images be used in this way), if the deal wasn't long done.

None of these Addidas commercials will have been filmed in the last 24 hours. Addidas would've had to book people via their agents, go through the video editing process, and then get sign off from relevant parties. That suggests this has all been wrapped up for awhile. Everyone is just milking the hype for more coverage.
Which commercial? Could you tag it here?
 
We knew everything for Mkhitaryan was agreed and it took a while to get announced. :(

That's good because we can break 1000 pages. All we need now is enough of an indication that this deal done (which it almost is), and we can carry on muppeting around until it's announced.
 
The Pogs - Fairytale of Miami(feat Raiola and Pogba)

It was late July, babe
In the US
Ed Woodward said to me, 'won't see another bid'
And then he sang a song
The Rare Old Mountain Dew
I turned my face away
And dreamed about you

Got on a lucky one
Got offered 100 mill
I've got a feeling
This year's for me and you
So happy Christmas(in advance)
I love you baby
I can see a better time
When all our dreams come true

They've got rain everyday
They've got Rooney on drugs
But the stench from Van Gaal's there
And no more Mata hugs
When you first took my hand
On a cold Christmas Eve
You promised me
Madrid was waiting for me

You were greedy
You were petty
Queen of Salford City
When Gibson finished playing
They howled out for more
Anderson was swinging,
All the fans they were singing
We cried in a corner
And fled in the night

The voices in our heads were clearly
Singing "Go on, flee!"
And the phones were ringing out
To Italy!

No... just no. This is the kind of stuff we find over at RAWK and laugh at...
 
Wonder what kind of reception the Pog will get at old Trafford.
It will be like the Beatles landing in America with a load of teenage girls (men between 30-50) screaming and fanning themselves. Especially with Zlatan as well.