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Do you want Pogba for £100 million?


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Would Pogba be our biggest marquee signing ever?

Can't think of many occasions we have signed a player at the point of him being good enough to play for anyone. Di Maria or Veron maybe run it closest. Van Persie possibly?
He'll be our biggest marque signing ever, no doubt.
 
How does me being from Norway affect Manchester United at all?

You know, giant clubs like MUFC have something we call a global fanbase, that means fans outside of the actual country the club is located in. You should try it sometime, it is great, it makes us able to poach players from other smaller clubs.

Yes you're not better than tits on juventuz forum.
 
On a bright (and low) note - this signing will be United's highest point since Fergie retired.

He will instantly be the face of the club
 
Would Pogba be our biggest marquee signing ever?

Can't think of many occasions we have signed a player at the point of him being good enough to play for anyone. Di Maria or Veron maybe run it closest. Van Persie possibly?
Probably, considering with the fact its for 100 fecking millions pounds :D
 
2016, the year of the Muppets. Am just moving through and fro in my office waiting for my shift to end so I can celebrate on here, can't miss it.
 
Some of you are clueless on how the media and their sources work. It's never a sure thing and circumstances change all the time. Pilip and others are just passing along what they know and it's up to you to combine what all the journos say to form an opinion.

But there are always sources saying conflicting things, its supposed to be the journalists job to sift through all that and discover the truth, not ours, that is how they become credible, exploiting their contacts, not just passing on information, one guy in particular seems to be getting an easy ride considering the stick others get.
 
Day after day of impatient muppetry was starting to take its toll but finally the day is here. For this is our Pogba day!
 
Rival fans are SO salty over this. Liverpool fan just phoned in slating is, saying "We just got Grujic for 5 million and he has won it all at youth level."

:lol:
 
Don't know how much editing went through that Adidas ad or how much they knew about Pogba's transfer but that footage was filmed back in May.

Source: Pogba's haircut

 
To quote Ghengis Khan, "You have no companion, but yourself" and Paul motherfecking Pogba.

Feck Liverpool.
 
Great summer business. It's the start we should have had when Fergie retired instead of wasting 100-200m on shite players and 3 years.

Exactly, shows how much of a feck up that decision was and I believe we will have a lot better 3 years now compared to the last 3, Jose, biggest signing since Sir Alex.
 
So you Juv are not even getting a world record fee, if the £92m includes Raiola fee? Poor Juv

£92m on its own is a world record fee

The current world record is Bale for €100m or £84m

You lot really got to learn the difference between pound and euro for god sake
 
Did I just see a Craig Norwood tweet saying it's done and that Pogba would fly to Manchester tomorrow, that has now been deleted?
 
Still think he's off to Madrid, honestly. He's wanted to go there for ages and they'll snatch him at the last second.
Kidding, he's ours!
 
Definitely. I don't care how small time this makes us sound: but we've fecking beaten Real Madrid to a Galactico signing! When did that happen the last time? Seriously, when?

Never! :D

This is glorious. Mourinho, Zlatan and Pogba. At United. Who hasn't even qualified to the CL. Exciting times to be alive. Whoever was responsible for bringing Mourinho to United should be knighted.
 
To be fair, Juventus have a LOT of fans from around the world. As a matter of fact, I don't know any Turin based Juve fans, just the ones from England, Hungary and Belgium.

There was no need for @zlatan_ish remark about your location though, it's personal and had nothing to do with your original post.

He is hurting right now.

To be fair, I am. Sorry about that remark. It's just arrogant posts irk me when even the season has not started. Names on paper doesn't make great teams. There is difference between a good squad and a great team, have to work for that.
 
IN insight with this Adidas ad, this deal was done weeks ago or at least Pogba was set on Man United ages ago and there was never any such about him waiting for Madrid or such nonsense. This ad seemed to have been made a while ago and it looks like Raiola was in on it and was the first to tweet about the "bla bla bla".

Pogba and Raiola were just sitting on the sideline waiting for things t get resolved and laughing their lungs out with what was coming out in the papers, or they are even bigger trolls who were already in the final stage of signing and just opted(along with accomplices aka sponsors(Adidas, Man Utd etc)) to wait and milk out this saga for the lols(unlikely but still :lol:).
 
Did I just see a Craig Norwood tweet saying it's done and that Pogba would fly to Manchester tomorrow, that has now been deleted?
It was a fake Norwood account, poster didn't realise when he posted / was wumming
 
Madrid could still hijack this, it's not over.
/ehsanul

He (@ehsanul) should really get a new tagline after all this. Not sure if the current 'Bestower of Favours' one quite fits anymore. Unless of course he was somehow doing this thread a favour with the character he's been playing the whole time - lowering expectations, everyone love a bad guy etc....
 
Never! :D

This is glorious. Mourinho, Zlatan and Pogba. At United. Who hasn't even qualified to the CL. Exciting times to be alive. Whoever was responsible for bringing Mourinho to United should be knighted.

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Obviously not my money so it's irrelevant but I'll be fuming if we pay the Raiola fee. Juve should be footing this, not to mention the agent is a fecking crook and nothing more. 20 million he's taking the piss.
 
With all due respect to Zlatan, Di Maria, Schweinsteiger, Berbarov, even arguably Ferdinand and Rooney, this one is surely our largrest muppet signing.

When was the last time we signed a world class player with everything ahead of him and not behind?
Probably Veron. That was a huge signing.
 
He (@ehsanul) should really get a new tagline after all this. Not sure if the current 'Bestower of Favours' one quite fits anymore. Unless of course he was somehow doing this thread a favour with the character he's been playing the whole time - lowering expectations, everyone love a bad guy etc....

I suggested Mr Optimistic the other day :lol:
 
United logo is covered in WHITE paint with Blah written... Stormzy in a United top looks up at it and says shut up.
Rumours that he wanted Madrid etc etc are just blah is what it seems to be saying

They have an entire blahblah campaign also for other clubs they sponsor, I think they just want to market the theme of the transfer market. I actually doubt they are hinting to specifc deals. Stormzy is a United fan but he is also a addidas sponsored artist, United is addidas sponsored club, Pogba is an addidas sponsored player and Pogba to United is a huge story this window, yea obviously they are linked but I think it just fits in their theme, it is not a special addidas announces Pogba to United advert by any means as far as I'am concerned.
 
If this goes through, who will be the first account to be automatically promoted based on registering immediately with the new signing's name?