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Do you want Pogba for £100 million?


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I had a sudden urge to wake up in the middle of the night.

Woken, with my drowsy 3:00AM eyes I was blinded by the light reflected by my screen, but there was something else that truly fecked my retinas and made me question my vision.

It was Paul motherfecking Pogba and his sweet embrace, his delicious nectar. I kept the faith all window muppets, we believed, some doubted us, called us crazy. Who would join a Europa league team, they said. Paul motherfecking Pogba will, that's who. We started from the middle now we are still there but with Pogba.

Vision impaired, arms sphagetti, hurry up an announce Pogba.

Thank you

Poetry :devil:
 
Some of you are clueless on how the media and their sources work. It's never a sure thing and circumstances change all the time. Pilip and others are just passing along what they know and it's up to you to combine what all the journos say to form an opinion.
 
We have changed almost half of out starting line up. Four players that go straight into the XI. And I have a feeling that we're not done yet.
 
Adidas ad makes no sense. Still it seems to serve our purpose and confirm the much awaited :drool:
United logo is covered in WHITE paint with Blah written... Stormzy in a United top looks up at it and says shut up.
Rumours that he wanted Madrid etc etc are just blah is what it seems to be saying
 
Just wait for Griezman next summer..
With this in the bag, Woody's bound to try another similar one next summer. If we win the league / run it close this season (we really should win it now), AG isn't out of the question. Bring him in as Zlatan eases up
 
So now the transfer fee will be interesting, especially if we managed to make sure Juventus doesn't get that much (not 120m EUR, but only 100m...).
It would be hilarious :).
 
20/25 mill for handling a transfer is scandalous. An example of agents at their worst if he really is getting that much for a few weeks work.
 
A supposed 'ITK' on that Juventuz forum who they all seem to trust, just said that Juve will announce the deal tonight. The thing is he's saying 100mil Euros INCLUDING the agent fee. I doubt it but that would be hilarious.:D

that's not a world record fee. Impossible ...

probably 110m + 15m to the pizzaiolo.
 
Great summer business. It's the start we should have had when Fergie retired instead of wasting 100-200m on shite players and 3 years.
 
I had a sudden urge to wake up in the middle of the night.

Woken, with my drowsy 3:00AM eyes I was blinded by the light reflected by my screen, but there was something else that truly fecked my retinas and made me question my vision.

It was Paul motherfecking Pogba and his sweet embrace, his delicious nectar. I kept the faith all window muppets, we believed, some doubted us, called us crazy. Who would join a Europa league team, they said. Paul motherfecking Pogba will, that's who. We started from the middle now we are still there but with Pogba.

Vision impaired, arms sphagetti, hurry up an announce Pogba.

Thank you
I feel like you are really represnting a man like me, staying up for a transfer.
 
Some of you are clueless on how the media and their sources work. It's never a sure thing and circumstances change all the time. Pilip and others are just passing along what they know and it's up to you to combine what all the journos say to form an opinion.
Tbh I think that pilip made some shit yesterday. I believe he's privy to certain info, but yesterday's backtracking was imo pure speculation.
 
For what it's worth. Repitition. We'll need this ammo in store for months of incorrectly stated fees.

 
Immense signing. Him and Jose will have a lot of pressure to perform from the off, and we'll have to expect some bedding in to a new team and a new league, but I think he'll suit the PL to a tee. Pace, power, physicality, and some silky technical skills to boot. Having failed miserably to get my girlfriend excited about watching United with me last season, I'm just so stoked to watch us play. We're going to be a very fun team to watch.
 
With all due respect to Zlatan, Di Maria, Schweinsteiger, Berbarov, even arguably Ferdinand and Rooney, this one is surely our largrest muppet signing.

When was the last time we signed a world class player with everything ahead of him and not behind?
 
Yahoo!
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Celebrate good times, come on!
(Let's celebrate)
Celebrate good times, come on!
(Let's celebrate)
 
With this in the bag, Woody's bound to try another similar one next summer. If we win the league / run it close this season (we really should win it now), AG isn't out of the question. Bring him in as Zlatan eases up

Hopefully the pogs can help persuade him and uncle paddy continues his good work.
 
Would Pogba be our biggest marquee signing ever?

Can't think of many occasions we have signed a player at the point of him being good enough to play for anyone. Di Maria or Veron maybe run it closest. Van Persie possibly?
 
With all due respect to Zlatan, Di Maria, Schweinsteiger, Berbarov, even arguably Ferdinand and Rooney, this one is surely our largrest muppet signing.

When was the last time we signed a world class player with everything ahead of him and not behind?

Definitely. I don't care how small time this makes us sound: but we've fecking beaten Real Madrid to a Galactico signing! When did that happen the last time? Seriously, when?
 
With all due respect to Zlatan, Di Maria, Schweinsteiger, Berbarov, even arguably Ferdinand and Rooney, this one is surely our largrest muppet signing.

When was the last time we signed a world class player with everything ahead of him and not behind?

Well, technically, Real are behind him now. :D