Paul Pogba | Undergoing Medical | Helping out the Laundry Ladies

Do you want Pogba for £100 million?


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People.missed his last few tweets, the pool with Raiola red did as shorts with the post saying g we say it all by saying nothing at all, that was when I knew he was coming. Even the alligator boat b post had red, and when he goes to pick Griezeman, he wearing Adidas shorts with red stripe and redish cap.
Yeah, I liked his Griezmann video and his final basketball point.
 
Can someone with a lot of time on their hands, name and shame the ones who were shitting themselves over the involvement of Madrid.
 
Have you got a Twitter source for this alleged asteroid?

You can just imagine this reported in the same way:

"Asteroid situation ongoing. Inching closer. Next 48 hours will be crucial. Venus throwing their hat in. Asteroid prefers earth, is not hurried."
 
If we could somehow pull off a prank whereby we make it look like Pogba has signed for Madrid so that the guy without internet sees it when he logs on, I think that would make my day more than Pogba signing for us.
 
Adidas have done another silly "blah blah blah" thing, with a gif involving Mourinho.

What is this crap? I can only assume they are trying to say not to believe what you read. Or is it a shot at the media for going overboard?

(Also, last post was 18 mins ago! New record for inactivity in this thread!)
 
This thread has been kinda like the Brexit vote.

People en masse (especially those shitting bricks over Madrid) choosing to ignore the facts/ most reliable evidence available in favour of a bunch of fools spouting endless nonsense.

Hopefully the outcome isn't quite as ridiculous on this occasion.
 
Adidas have done another silly "blah blah blah" thing, with a gif involving Mourinho.

What is this crap? I can only assume they are trying to say not to believe what you read. Or is it a shot at the media for going overboard?

(Also, last post was 18 mins ago! New record for inactivity in this thread!)

They're not trying to say anything. Just want us to talk about them. Job done.
 
Did he sign or something? The site just wellied me into oblivion and I couldn't log on for 20 minutes due to an unforeseen strain. I assumed he's signed?
 
Can someone with a lot of time on their hands, name and shame the ones who were shitting themselves over the involvement of Madrid.

Well I'm one for a start, and not ashamed. Shitting myself and proud!

In fact, until I see him with the shirt I still am. Totally haven't ruled out Madrid letting us do all the leg-work then pretty much making one call at the very last minute saying "Yeah, we'll just match whatever they've said. Which club do you fancy, Paul?":nervous:
 
Well I'm one for a start, and not ashamed. Shitting myself and proud!

In fact, until I see him with the shirt I still am. Totally haven't ruled out Madrid letting us do all the leg-work then pretty much making one call at the very last minute saying "Yeah, we'll just match whatever they've said. Which club do you fancy, Paul?":nervous:
Unless they can sell James in the next 24 hours or so i highly doubt that'll happen so i wouldn't worry
 
Finally Marca is saying. Those who have had their shites leaking every time Real Madrid name comes up should breathe easy now :)

Marca never said he was going there, its AS that have been saying that.

Adidas have done another silly "blah blah blah" thing, with a gif involving Mourinho.

What is this crap? I can only assume they are trying to say not to believe what you read. Or is it a shot at the media for going overboard?

(Also, last post was 18 mins ago! New record for inactivity in this thread!)

they are not saying anything, they are just capitalising on a huge story involving their ambassadors.
 
I can clearly picture it - Pogba, all smiles, wearing the new kit saying he loves the club and how much he wants to win trophies with us. Mourinho stood in the background grinning.

Do we United fans deserve this window?
 
This is all looking weirdly positive, I've never been involved in a saga like this before, it's actually almost a let down thinking I'm not going to feel that crushing defeat that only failure can bring.

The Jose effect.
 
I could have sworn people thought our midfield was fixed by signing the amazing Schneiderlin and Schweini... Supposedly Pogba is the saviour of this 'atrocious' midfield this time.
 
Seems @ehsanul is ignoring this thread although viewing it. :D

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I could have sworn people thought our midfield was fixed by signing the amazing Schneiderlin and Schweini... Supposedly Pogba is the saviour of this 'atrocious' midfield this time.
Well if he isn't who would be?
 
Adidas have done another silly "blah blah blah" thing, with a gif involving Mourinho.

What is this crap? I can only assume they are trying to say not to believe what you read. Or is it a shot at the media for going overboard?

(Also, last post was 18 mins ago! New record for inactivity in this thread!)
It's their new advertising campaign. Like the "there will be haters" last time.
 
Well I'm one for a start, and not ashamed. Shitting myself and proud!

In fact, until I see him with the shirt I still am. Totally haven't ruled out Madrid letting us do all the leg-work then pretty much making one call at the very last minute saying "Yeah, we'll just match whatever they've said. Which club do you fancy, Paul?":nervous:

Same here! :angel:

The Ronaldinho, Sneijder and Vidal sagas hurt too much as I'm willing to fully commit myself to this one.. Nevertheless, as hard as I try, I'm still pretty excited by the news.
 
Unless they can sell James in the next 24 hours or so i highly doubt that'll happen so i wouldn't worry

Yeah, i'll keep saying this until the madrid panic'ers wear themselves out, however if anyone is still worried about madrid. Only worry if you see James holding another jersey, or Kroos appears for a medical in Turin.

Madrid aren't in this race. Just watch to see if any of those two players leave, then you can have a massive freakout, and I join you. :lol::lol:

We are in the final hours of signing Pogba, he is about to become a MUFC player. Lets enjoy this thread now :)
 
What's really crazy is some people once said Fellaini would sort out our midfield. Can you believe that?
That person must have been an expert at wumming.

Btw welcome back, hardly see you post anymore and suddenly here you are you transfer muppet!
 
Well if he isn't who would be?
Not seen enough of him to say either way yet. But I still hunger for this signing, if anything he will bring some much needed entertainment with his skills and ball control. We've only had Martial that can do that, now we've brought three of these ball wizards...
 
So do we think a medical has already been done secretly or does this still need to be organised?

Is the 48 hour timescale relating to the announcement of the agreement between the clubs or his actual signature?

I'm impatient.
 
What happened to all the depressing, "He's off to Madrid!" bastards? This thread was the height of depression yesterday.
 
So do we think a medical has already been done secretly or does this still need to be organised?

Is the 48 hour timescale relating to the announcement of the agreement between the clubs or his actual signature?

I'm impatient.

48 hours = lock down all additional bonuses for Juve like re-signing bonuses etc, get all the fees sorted in writing (Raiola). THEN medical.
 
So do we think a medical has already been done secretly or does this still need to be organised?

Is the 48 hour timescale relating to the announcement of the agreement between the clubs or his actual signature?

I'm impatient.

I think medical is already done or will be today, wee need the poster from miami to stalk Pogba's movement over next 24 hrs
 
@Olly Where's the new gif?
Give him a break. The pressure must be unbearable on him after all this success he's had on here with his work. So much expectation. What if he fails and embarrasses himself with alerts in the single digits. What if he's presented with the dreaded sympathy posts like "Not your best work Olly, but we know you are a legend and look forward to be enraptured by your next masterpiece. :)"?

He needs to prepare.