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Someone just described the situation as us like the nerd hanging around on the edge of the dancefloor watching while our amazingly out of our league girlfriend exchanges flirty glances with some Spanish lad
 
At the risk of going over old ground I assume mercy was indeed shown to Spoony after his own WUM a week or two back? I understand this is the way things are with him being such old-timer here but just wanted to clarify.

Spooky is honorary president of the site and the man behind the world's best ever transfer wum, Milan Star Dreams of United. Look it up in the classics. So yeah, he gets some leeway.
 
I've given up on this. I'm not trying to a pessimistic nancy and just saying it just because I'm bored.

I just feel that Adidas ad made no sense if he joins us. The papers are saying he's coming to us, why would he say ignore it?
Lost a muppet here.
 
I don't like Pogba and have no problem repeating that.
That's cool. You don't have to like him, but some of your arguments are completely irrational and have literally zero foundation. But hey, i'm not here to change your mind, Pogba will do that himself. :)
 
Sorry about this folks. No idea about the credibility here. But it's a 'he's looking for a house in Madrid' story. Hopefully it's nonsense!

http://www.torinogranata.it/serie-a/proto-pogba-cerca-casa-a-madrid-69166

Google translate:-

' A few hours ago the assignment given to us directly from Paul Pogba managers to seek urgently a room in Madrid . From our side there has always been the utmost transparency and efficiency in meeting the players' choices and their attorneys , and even then we will do the same - so in a statement the CEO of Proto Group Ltd -

E ' useful to recall how our press you are later proved unfounded, specifically remember in Manchester Ibrahimovic , Higuain in Turin , Alves again in Turin and others.

In this case the request is game directly from Pogba manager and has the absolute priority .

We would like to clarify and reiterate that we are just real estate consultants for the players and their attorneys and NOT are absolutely aware of issues related to the club.
 
That's cool. You don't have to like him, but some of your arguments are completely irrational and have literally zero foundation. But hey, i'm not here to change your mind, Pogba will do that himself. :)

Who ever said being rational about these things makes any sense? I openly admit I'm biased and completely on the emotional side of the fence with this one. I honestly don't believe Fergie would pay this kind of money for him. That's enough for me.
 
Sorry about this folks. No idea about the credibility here. But it's a 'he's looking for a house in Madrid' story. Hopefully it's nonsense!

http://www.torinogranata.it/serie-a/proto-pogba-cerca-casa-a-madrid-69166

Google translate:-

' A few hours ago the assignment given to us directly from Paul Pogba managers to seek urgently a room in Madrid . From our side there has always been the utmost transparency and efficiency in meeting the players' choices and their attorneys , and even then we will do the same - so in a statement the CEO of Proto Group Ltd -

E ' useful to recall how our press you are later proved unfounded, specifically remember in Manchester Ibrahimovic , Higuain in Turin , Alves again in Turin and others.

In this case the request is game directly from Pogba manager and has the absolute priority .

We would like to clarify and reiterate that we are just real estate consultants for the players and their attorneys and NOT are absolutely aware of issues related to the club.

I feel like the thread title was specially written for this article
 
Sorry about this folks. No idea about the credibility here. But it's a 'he's looking for a house in Madrid' story. Hopefully it's nonsense!

http://www.torinogranata.it/serie-a/proto-pogba-cerca-casa-a-madrid-69166

Google translate:-

' A few hours ago the assignment given to us directly from Paul Pogba managers to seek urgently a room in Madrid . From our side there has always been the utmost transparency and efficiency in meeting the players' choices and their attorneys , and even then we will do the same - so in a statement the CEO of Proto Group Ltd -

E ' useful to recall how our press you are later proved unfounded, specifically remember in Manchester Ibrahimovic , Higuain in Turin , Alves again in Turin and others.

In this case the request is game directly from Pogba manager and has the absolute priority .

We would like to clarify and reiterate that we are just real estate consultants for the players and their attorneys and NOT are absolutely aware of issues related to the club.

He must have a keen interest in real estate, because Proto Group also once said he bought one in Barcelona

http://www.football-italia.net/85186/pogba-buys-house-barcelona

:rolleyes:
 
Sorry about this folks. No idea about the credibility here. But it's a 'he's looking for a house in Madrid' story. Hopefully it's nonsense!

http://www.torinogranata.it/serie-a/proto-pogba-cerca-casa-a-madrid-69166

Google translate:-

' A few hours ago the assignment given to us directly from Paul Pogba managers to seek urgently a room in Madrid . From our side there has always been the utmost transparency and efficiency in meeting the players' choices and their attorneys , and even then we will do the same - so in a statement the CEO of Proto Group Ltd -

E ' useful to recall how our press you are later proved unfounded, specifically remember in Manchester Ibrahimovic , Higuain in Turin , Alves again in Turin and others.

In this case the request is game directly from Pogba manager and has the absolute priority .

We would like to clarify and reiterate that we are just real estate consultants for the players and their attorneys and NOT are absolutely aware of issues related to the club.

:lol: 'a room'.....sounds so dodgy
 
Because it's extra on top of the fee. Martials fee is made up of these clauses. Imagine Martial cost 70m then the clauses kicked in, that's what this would be.
I'd say that's a very bad analogy. What we paid for Martial was so extortionate at the time of the transfer that there were very few that said it was a decent deal. Don't get me wrong, Martial has shown that the initial £35m rising to potentially £58m was a decent deal, but Martial had proven virtually nothing by the stage United signed him. To put into context Ousmane Dembele, had as good as or if not a better season than Martial had in his last season at Monaco, while also being one year younger at the time. Dembele moved for around £12m (not sure about add ons), which is obviously a brilliant for Dortmund, but it shows that you don't always have to pay 5 times a players market value to get potential. I know midfielders are generally cheaper than strikers/wingers, but to compare to the Martial fee, Pogba would have to cost £150m before we talk about the same level of overpaying.
 
Can't imagine this place if suddenly there's a headline 'pogba signs for Real.......'
Going to most of the idiots in here lately they will be widely celebrating and overjoyed.
 
Someone just described the situation as us like the nerd hanging around on the edge of the dancefloor watching while our amazingly out of our league girlfriend exchanges flirty glances with some Spanish lad

More like we're the guy at the bar staring at women out of our league, exchanging smiles and glances. She writes her digits down on a reciept and hands it to us. The reciept reads "Hala Madrid".
 
Someone just described the situation as us like the nerd hanging around on the edge of the dancefloor watching while our amazingly out of our league girlfriend exchanges flirty glances with some Spanish lad
Was it someone from RAWK? ;)
 
You won't have to imagine. And when it comes, it will be just that sudden and brutal. The people who for some reason think it's impossible will have a very abrupt shock.

It would honestly be one of the biggest disasters in transfer history and would make Pogba one of the most hated men in the world.
 
In the vein of past cock metaphors, this reputed transfer is one giant cock tease.

Veiny cocks.
 
Even though I benefit from the new newbie system by being able to post up here in the mains, maybe it wasn't such a good idea. Woke up to 25 new pages and thought something important may have happened only to find 25 pages of people being worried about Madrid. Standards here have fallen, this place used to be a good read during transfer season now it's just filled with kids showcasing their inferiority complex.
Yeah took me an hour to catch up and then someone goes "owt happened folks?". And people obligingly answered!

#houriwontgetback
#yourealldeadtome
 
It would honestly be one of the biggest disasters in transfer history and would make Pogba one of the most hated men in the world.

I'd be interested to see whether it would finally strike a fatal blow for muppetry... or if we'd all be back next year with 20,000 posts on whichever dream target we settle on... "Don't worry lads, I'm ITK and it's a done deal" etc.
 
There's genuinely not been any concrete developments since then, tbf.

Good heavens, what's 'concrete'? BBC? manutd.com? If so then what's the point of being in this thread? Di Marzio, Laudisa and Nerozzi is as reliable as you will get wrt Italian transfers. Same with Bhafousi and French transfers. So plenty has happened
 
Sorry about this folks. No idea about the credibility here. But it's a 'he's looking for a house in Madrid' story. Hopefully it's nonsense!

http://www.torinogranata.it/serie-a/proto-pogba-cerca-casa-a-madrid-69166

Google translate:-

' A few hours ago the assignment given to us directly from Paul Pogba managers to seek urgently a room in Madrid . From our side there has always been the utmost transparency and efficiency in meeting the players' choices and their attorneys , and even then we will do the same - so in a statement the CEO of Proto Group Ltd -

E ' useful to recall how our press you are later proved unfounded, specifically remember in Manchester Ibrahimovic , Higuain in Turin , Alves again in Turin and others.

In this case the request is game directly from Pogba manager and has the absolute priority .

We would like to clarify and reiterate that we are just real estate consultants for the players and their attorneys and NOT are absolutely aware of issues related to the club.
He lives in Italy for 4 years and rents but before he has even before he signed a contract he is looking to buy somewhere.
 
I'd be interested to see whether it would finally strike a fatal blow for muppetry...
We're now in the Postmuppetry phase of RedCafe civilisation: pedantic textual analysis, the triumph of irony over insight, the gifs that seemingly lead a life of their own outside the The Village-like confines of the Caf etcetera etcetera.[/pseud]
 
Sorry about this folks. No idea about the credibility here. But it's a 'he's looking for a house in Madrid' story. Hopefully it's nonsense!

http://www.torinogranata.it/serie-a/proto-pogba-cerca-casa-a-madrid-69166

Google translate:-

' A few hours ago the assignment given to us directly from Paul Pogba managers to seek urgently a room in Madrid . From our side there has always been the utmost transparency and efficiency in meeting the players' choices and their attorneys , and even then we will do the same - so in a statement the CEO of Proto Group Ltd -

E ' useful to recall how our press you are later proved unfounded, specifically remember in Manchester Ibrahimovic , Higuain in Turin , Alves again in Turin and others.

In this case the request is game directly from Pogba manager and has the absolute priority .

We would like to clarify and reiterate that we are just real estate consultants for the players and their attorneys and NOT are absolutely aware of issues related to the club.

Proto group has been known to spout bollocks about player house purchases. This was established in the Ibra thread when a similar claim was made by Proto group and yet Ibra's been living in a hotel since joining (as is usually the case).
 
Who ever said being rational about these things makes any sense? I openly admit I'm biased and completely on the emotional side of the fence with this one. I honestly don't believe Fergie would pay this kind of money for him. That's enough for me.
But Fergie isn't around. It's time we all moved on. Can't be thinking 'what would he do' etc. He let him go in the first place. Maybe it's his biggest regret? Even worse than Stam perhaps. Who knows. It doesn't matter now anyway. His time is up and Mourinho sees Pogba as instrumental in getting us back where we belong. How about you just roll with that, instead of saying things like "i don't like Pogba because of his hairstyle" Cmon, thats just stupid.
 
Proto group has been known to spout bollocks about player house purchases. This was established in the Ibra thread when a similar claim was made by Proto group and yet Ibra's been living in a hotel since joining (as is usually the case).
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